for me to show my face around here?
.... also, hi pdcom what's cookin?
Why wouldn't it be safe?
Because *BOOM HEADSHOT* presumably.
Hi vex, its been a while, how're things?
well I don't know where your fingers have been while I've been gone. plus I made an ass of myself upon leaving... anyway how's stuff?
re: "how're things?"
not terrible. more average than anything else. no enormous news... except that i have learned life is more boring and meaningless without a few nutjobs like you people to share it with.
> i have learned life is more boring and meaningless without a few nutjobs like you people to share it with.
nobody ever really leaves.
Quote from: vexati0n on February 01, 2010, 10:14:07 PM
well I don't know where your fingers have been while I've been gone. plus I made an ass of myself upon leaving...
Like nobody's ever done THAT before.
TGRR,
Has done that before.
I tried to come back with a great big groundbreaking rant in Or Kill Me, but it turns out I'm all out of hate juice and I'm running on fumes. Too bad we have the perfect President and the Dems are doing such a bang-up job of turning the planet into a Discordian paradise, otherwise I'd at least be able to complain about politics.
Quote from: vexati0n on February 01, 2010, 10:26:40 PM
I tried to come back with a great big groundbreaking rant in Or Kill Me, but it turns out I'm all out of hate juice and I'm running on fumes.
That can be fixed. :lulz:
Nowhere is safe. All we do is say it up front. Welcome back.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 10:19:33 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on February 01, 2010, 10:14:07 PM
well I don't know where your fingers have been while I've been gone. plus I made an ass of myself upon leaving...
Like nobody's ever done THAT before.
TGRR,
Has done that before.
Heh. I was just in the throes of a dramatic flounce. Now I see all too well I'd just come back after a while. Again.
:lol:
Fuck, I guess I'm trapped.
Hey vex. Welcome back.
is it safe?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQtM1syENmQ)
My 82 year-old grandmother can attest to the fact that it's NOT safe.
Run! While you STILL HAVE LEGS!
Quote from: Remington on February 01, 2010, 11:37:56 PM
My 82 year-old grandmother can attest to the fact that it's NOT safe.
Poor granny. She never had a chance. :x
All said, granny never deserved to go down like that. After all she'd done, all she'd been through, she deserved to see it coming and have a chance to smirk before it scattered her across the sidewalk.
God DAMN the stunts she'd pull. Always passed if off like nothing too.
"That's how we used to fight the rats during the war", or "Easier than riverting a pazner to a stratofortress!" was all she'd say. Understated, casual, and horrifically capable. Calling someone like Granny a great man or an amazing woman would jsut be a slight to the other sex, she was humanity exemplifying why you NEVER push a biped to those extremes.
It wasn't so much that she was asking for it, even when she disabled that semi's radiator with her walker. (I'll never know HOW whe managed that.) It wasn't that kicking that policeman in the ball's wasn't unwarranted, though a bit extreme. (He had a BAD concept of who he could sass.)
I don't even want to talk about it, or think too hard about what happened next. Suffice it to say she went down Granny to the full, and if she was here she'd cackle about it and take another slug of battery acid whisky.
Curse me for a fool, but I'll be eternally secure in being a man if I knew I could be even a half of our Granny.
:lulz:
Goddamn, Richter is on a roll tonight.
:lulz:
Hi Vex! :wave:
welcome back, I hope