Okay, so I'm talking to filthy assistant, and he's suddenly dead. He's talking to me, and maggots are falling out of his mouth. My own personal zombiepocalypse. I recognized at the time that it wasn't real, and blinked really hard, and things went back to normal.
This is obviously a result of enormous stress, and not enough sleep, because it was more like a dream-state than a vivid peyote-esque hallucination.
But still, I need to go to the doctor...because there has to be a combination of pills that will let me see this shit full time.
TGRR,
Liked Filthy Assistant more that way.
um, Crap. :horrormirth:
Quote from: Richter on February 02, 2010, 07:05:23 PM
um, Crap. :horrormirth:
WISHFUL THINKING IS WISHFUL. :lulz:
TGRR,
Needs more sleep. And a vacation.
That's fairly awesome!
Coooooool.
Next time imagine his face going up in flames and his face is slowly melting off - then all thats left is a flaming skull
With any luck at all, this will start happening in the morning meeting.
Beats the fuck out of panic attacks, anyway.
I hope you do feel better soon anyhow
(without losing the ability to Hallucinate though :))
Quote from: NotPublished on February 02, 2010, 10:11:17 PM
I hope you do feel better soon anyhow
(without losing the ability to Hallucinate though :))
So far, it's a one-off. I called my doctor and he's wanting to jam more pills down my throat...but that isn't what I need. What I need is to push this plant, this whole city, off a cliff and watch it burn.
I fucking hate this place.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2010, 10:08:12 PM
Beats the fuck out of panic attacks, anyway.
Well that is one way of looking at the bright side :)
Glad to hear you're okay though.
:x
im all for zombies, but that's not good. definitely time for a vacation.
feel better
Damn Roger get the hell out of there for a bit. You seriously need some time off far enough away so they can't call you back for the latest emergency.
Quote from: Khara on February 03, 2010, 01:55:36 AM
Damn Roger get the hell out of there for a bit. You seriously need some time off far enough away so they can't call you back for the latest emergency.
HAR!
These are the people that called me in the cardiac ward to ask a technical question last spring.
:lulz: to the zombie bit and also :x
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 03, 2010, 02:27:56 AM
:lulz: to the zombie bit and also :x
The doc says it was a "temporary fugue state", and not an actual hallucination, and yes, this is another stress out thingie.
But the panic attacks have stopped, and - given the choice - I'd rather deal with zombies in my office.
ETA: I just looked that up, and my doctor is a quack.
TGRR,
Hasn't forgotten who he is.
....
:horrormirth:
Honestly? Yes. It would be interesting.
Well, now I know now where I get my random hallucinations from, TGRR, and it's your fault I suspect.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 03, 2010, 02:54:45 AM
Honestly? Yes. It would be interesting.
I hope I get them while driving, because my ride is 40 minutes that could be spiced up a little.
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on February 03, 2010, 02:58:27 AM
Well, now I know now where I get my random hallucinations from, TGRR, and it's your fault I suspect.
No, that's because I've been putting tranquillizers in your cereal. It makes parenting so much easier.
So that's why I almost always see a hippo wearing a sombrero dancing in the bathrooms at school...
Revenge shall be mine TGRR!
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on February 03, 2010, 03:04:23 AM
So that's why I almost always see a hippo wearing a sombrero dancing in the bathrooms at school...
Revenge shall be mine TGRR!
Okay, so no more making TGG make my dinner. :lulz:
Roger,
VACATION. NOW......
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 02:29:48 AM
The doc says it was a "temporary fugue state", and not an actual hallucination, and yes, this is another stress out thingie.
But the panic attacks have stopped, and - given the choice - I'd rather deal with zombies in my office.
ETA: I just looked that up, and my doctor is a quack.
TGRR,
Hasn't forgotten who he is.
Yeah, unless "temporary fugue state" doesn't actually mean a temporary state of fugue, that doesn't sound right at all. (Then again I'm not a doctor)
Anyway, get better Roger (or not if you prefer, who am I to tell a Holy Man what to do).
Temporary fugue state sounds like something a doctor might say when he doesn't really know what the fuck happened, or can't explain it, anyway. I guess you could just attribute it to stress, or maybe if you have been missing sleep lately. I've never had a 'flashback' myself (and I've put in the miles, believe me), and the only time I ever really 'see things' is when I am a little (or a lot) sleep deprived. Most of time even then it's just peripheral vision stuff, maybe some shadows dancing around, but no full on pink elephants or anything. And the -pams you are taking are benzodiazipines. Valium, Ativan, Xanax. Mother's little helper. They are actually the best thing for anxiety, though, and the different ones affect people differently (I can't handle Xanax at all, but I can take a valium and I feel great. I can get through the day like cool butter on a hot piece of toast. I know many people that are the opposite, they love Xanax, but valium knocks them on their asses). You know, there could also just be something to the fact that you are introducing a foreign chemical, albeit a fairly benign one, I guess, on a pretty regular basis to your brain. If you ARE on a regular prescription for meds, I mean. That might have an adverse effect on you (hallucinations and the like). *shrug* Just a thought.
Just be glad you didn't look over at your buddy and see this:
(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g20/Hangshai/iggy.jpg)
Quote from: Hangshai on February 03, 2010, 10:20:09 AM
Just be glad you didn't look over at your buddy and see this:
Why? I'd pay for that. In fact, I do.
Quote from: Dishonorable Discharge on February 03, 2010, 04:59:19 AM
Roger,
VACATION. NOW......
Not yet. When I see a long tunnel with dead relatives at the end, maybe. :lulz:
:( You need better doctors where you live, man. That's my conclusion. That, and I think they have you on too much and you need more wild monkey sex to relieve all that.
Though the zombification of your assistant's hilarious. Reminds me of what I heard on NPR last night about how vampires are sexy as hell but zombies, let's face it, need all the help they can get.
Quote from: Jenne on February 03, 2010, 05:10:23 PM
:( You need better doctors where you live, man. That's my conclusion. That, and I think they have you on too much and you need more wild monkey sex to relieve all that.
That department has been suffering of late, and doesn't look to improve any time soon.
Quote from: Jenne on February 03, 2010, 05:10:23 PM
Though the zombification of your assistant's hilarious. Reminds me of what I heard on NPR last night about how vampires are sexy as hell but zombies, let's face it, need all the help they can get.
This guy couldn't get laid in a morgue. He looks like a rather florid toad.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 05:25:50 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 03, 2010, 05:10:23 PM
:( You need better doctors where you live, man. That's my conclusion. That, and I think they have you on too much and you need more wild monkey sex to relieve all that.
That department has been suffering of late, and doesn't look to improve any time soon.
What happened to the jar full of teeth lady?
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 03, 2010, 05:36:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 05:25:50 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 03, 2010, 05:10:23 PM
:( You need better doctors where you live, man. That's my conclusion. That, and I think they have you on too much and you need more wild monkey sex to relieve all that.
That department has been suffering of late, and doesn't look to improve any time soon.
What happened to the jar full of teeth lady?
Dropped me for being "too weird".
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 05:37:00 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 03, 2010, 05:36:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 05:25:50 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 03, 2010, 05:10:23 PM
:( You need better doctors where you live, man. That's my conclusion. That, and I think they have you on too much and you need more wild monkey sex to relieve all that.
That department has been suffering of late, and doesn't look to improve any time soon.
What happened to the jar full of teeth lady?
Dropped me for being "too weird".
She's a bucket of irony AND fail, for chrissakes.
Quote from: Jenne on February 03, 2010, 06:59:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 05:37:00 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 03, 2010, 05:36:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 05:25:50 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 03, 2010, 05:10:23 PM
:( You need better doctors where you live, man. That's my conclusion. That, and I think they have you on too much and you need more wild monkey sex to relieve all that.
That department has been suffering of late, and doesn't look to improve any time soon.
What happened to the jar full of teeth lady?
Dropped me for being "too weird".
She's a bucket of irony AND fail, for chrissakes.
There's more fish in the sea. And by "fish", I mean "horrible psychotics".