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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Suu on February 02, 2010, 11:06:07 PM

Title: The Ultimate American Lazy Dinner
Post by: Suu on February 02, 2010, 11:06:07 PM
www.papajohns.com

Coupon code: 20210

Large Pizza with up to 7 toppings: $10
20oz Diet Coke: $1.59
Delivery: $2
Tax: $1.09
Tip: $3
Not having to leave your fucking computer chair or talk to a person on the phone: BRILLIANT  :mrgreen:

-Suu
Hasn't ordered pizza in MONTHS.
Title: Re: The Ultimate American Lazy Dinner
Post by: Suu on February 02, 2010, 11:09:37 PM
Oh, and delivered to your door in 15 minutes. Seriously.
Title: Re: The Ultimate American Lazy Dinner
Post by: NotPublished on February 03, 2010, 01:11:34 AM
Holy crap sounds like a Cardiac Arrest with a touch of cheap-love. That is pretty damn good!
Title: Re: The Ultimate American Lazy Dinner
Post by: Richter on February 03, 2010, 12:51:20 PM
Fuck.  I want pizza now!
Title: Re: The Ultimate American Lazy Dinner
Post by: Triple Zero on February 03, 2010, 02:00:30 PM
Do they deliver to Europe? Doesn't have to be here in 15 mintues, but it sounds pretty good!
Title: Re: The Ultimate American Lazy Dinner
Post by: Suu on February 03, 2010, 05:54:35 PM
Papa John's is the only chain pizza I will willingly order and eat. That should tell you something.
Title: Re: The Ultimate American Lazy Dinner
Post by: Cramulus on February 03, 2010, 06:06:41 PM
I love me some Papa John's! Def. my favorite pizza chain. A guy I know through LARPing owned the papa johns by my house, so I got a crazy 60% discount over there. The drawback was that their AVERAGE delivery time was (no exaggeration) in the neighborhood of 2 hours.


Yo that garlic sauce they give you? I don't care if it's liquid cancer, I slather that shit all over the pizza like bukkake on a teen prostitute.
Title: Re: The Ultimate American Lazy Dinner
Post by: Richter on February 03, 2010, 08:25:14 PM
RIGHT?!?! 
That butter garlic goodness could caught socially and emotionaly crippling anal leakage, and I STILL definitely WOULD.
Title: Re: The Ultimate American Lazy Dinner
Post by: Kurt Christ on February 07, 2010, 02:33:12 AM
There's a Papa John's like, right across the street from my dorm building. I like being able to order a carry-out and walk to pick it up.
Title: Re: The Ultimate American Lazy Dinner
Post by: Requia ☣ on February 07, 2010, 06:02:17 AM
Does Papa Johns do Pizza's with non tomato based sauces?
Title: Re: The Ultimate American Lazy Dinner
Post by: Triple Zero on February 07, 2010, 10:26:33 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 03, 2010, 06:06:41 PM
Yo that garlic sauce they give you? I don't care if it's liquid cancer, I slather that shit all over the pizza like bukkake on a teen prostitute.

This is also the correct Döner Cycle.
Title: Re: The Ultimate American Lazy Dinner
Post by: Captain Utopia on February 07, 2010, 03:07:24 PM
Bah - they are in Canada, but not Toronto yet.  On the plus side this (http://www.panzerottopizza.com/panzerotto/panzo/panzo/default.htm) amused me while I was searching -- highlight the white text under the "back to top" link at the bottom of the page.. hidden search items include "papa johns", "hockey" and "munchies".  It also deserves an award for URL redundancy.
Title: Re: The Ultimate American Lazy Dinner
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 07, 2010, 07:04:36 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 07, 2010, 06:02:17 AM
Does Papa Johns do Pizza's with non tomato based sauces?

A bianca? I doubt it, and if they did you probably wouldn't want it.
Title: Re: The Ultimate American Lazy Dinner
Post by: Requia ☣ on February 08, 2010, 07:19:46 AM
Bianca  :?

White sauce?  Possibly, the place I order from usually does alfredo or pesto (some of the specialty pizzas are more bizzare).

I cannot eat tomatoes, or rather I can, but I regret it greatly the next day.   :cry:
Title: Re: The Ultimate American Lazy Dinner
Post by: Requia ☣ on February 08, 2010, 07:23:20 AM
Wait why the hell am I asking, Suu pointed me to their website.
Title: Re: The Ultimate American Lazy Dinner
Post by: Iason Ouabache on February 09, 2010, 06:45:02 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 07, 2010, 06:02:17 AM
Does Papa Johns do Pizza's with non tomato based sauces?
You've probably already checked the site, but I know that they have done specialty pizzas with alfredo and bbq sauces. I love the BBQ Chicken and Bacon.