Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: 0 on February 03, 2010, 02:09:22 AM

Title: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: 0 on February 03, 2010, 02:09:22 AM
(http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/jimmy-olsen/117-2.jpg)

Well Jimmy, looks like you really dropped the ball on this one here. You are so very inept that the fruitpie in THE FUCKING WAISTECOAT, CAPE, AND BOAT SHOES (FOR CHRIST SAKE, BOAT SHOES!) has you chained up and grabbed by the scruff of your pimply neck. Aren't you a little too old to be rouged and freckled like HOWDY-FUKKIN-DOODY?!

You let Batman turn into Orson Welles, obviously, good job on that one needle dick. Apparently your inability to do anything but mince about and cower under Clark Kent's cape has caused him to become a facist. Looks like you're being sold as a blue light special over at TJ's Zay-Mart. You know what? you'd think they would have killed you off long before this, but no, they let you continue, blundering through life in Metropolis and only providing us with a reminder of why without the Fonz around, the town would have turned on poor little Richie Cunningham and LYNCHED HIM.

You're not just weak, you're commie weak.

fuck off pinko.

Better dead than red.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 03, 2010, 08:17:26 AM
This is the correct gingercycle.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 03:23:11 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on February 03, 2010, 02:09:22 AM
you'd think they would have killed you off long before this, but no, they let you continue, blundering through life in Metropolis and only providing us with a reminder of why without the Fonz around, the town would have turned on poor little Richie Cunningham and LYNCHED HIM.

This line made my morning.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: hooplala on February 03, 2010, 03:54:53 PM
BEAST.  THREAD.  EVAR.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: Jenne on February 03, 2010, 05:01:11 PM
Mmm...fruitpie.  Also, GREAT op, though I almost feel sorry for poor ol' Jimmy, wasteoid he may be.  Batdude looks fucking aweful in that beard, too.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: Hangshai on February 03, 2010, 05:33:17 PM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: hooplala on February 03, 2010, 05:36:45 PM
I just noticed the title of the issue. 

:horrormirth:

Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: Suu on February 03, 2010, 05:37:47 PM
Yes. Planet of the Capes.

I nearly cried myself.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: Hangshai on February 03, 2010, 05:44:05 PM
Wow, and thats issue 117.  One a month means that comic ran for about 10 years!?!?!? I wonder if any of the other issues are as great as this one?
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: Requia ☣ on February 03, 2010, 06:33:34 PM
They are.  Superdickery has a bunch of 'Superman's Pal' issue covers on it.  There's even a drinking game.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: hooplala on February 03, 2010, 06:35:17 PM
No fucking wonder Marvel was liked so much more in the 60's...  Marvel is doing  issues like "The Death of Gwen Stacy", and DC is doing this bullshit.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: 0 on February 03, 2010, 07:43:07 PM
(http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/Jimmy%20Olsen%20133.jpg)

NEVER TRUST A COMMIE!

Yes, that's right, look at Jimmy now. Some fucking pal. He's back, and he brought his comrades.  Should have killed Jimmy when you had the chance, like when you caught him in the water closet of the Daily Planet fapping his brains out to "Chicks with Dicks Monthly". A high price to pay for believing that this human sweatervest could ever do anything but ruin everybody's day by uttering moronic parlances such as "swell" or "golly".

We all know the Ayatollah had him on his payroll, and now that Superman heard the tune, it's time to pay the fiddler.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: 0 on February 03, 2010, 07:43:53 PM
Hold on a sec...WHIZ WAGON?

wtf

:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 07:47:05 PM
Why did Superman hover right in front of that ramp, and what happens to the motorcycles after they hit Superman?

Poor Hell's Angels.  :cry:
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: -Kel- on February 03, 2010, 07:50:04 PM
the cover of that made me think that has "gay slave business man hero fetish" all over it.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 07:57:15 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on February 03, 2010, 07:50:04 PM
the cover of that made me think that has "gay slave business man hero fetish" all over it.

Not to mention he caught the front wheel in the junk.   :sad:
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: -Kel- on February 03, 2010, 08:01:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 07:57:15 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on February 03, 2010, 07:50:04 PM
the cover of that made me think that has "gay slave business man hero fetish" all over it.

Not to mention he caught the front wheel in the junk.   :sad:

:lulz: :horrormirth: :lulz:
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: Cain on February 03, 2010, 08:14:03 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on February 03, 2010, 07:43:53 PM
Hold on a sec...WHIZ WAGON?

wtf

:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

Wondrous whiz wagon.  And don't you forget it.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 03, 2010, 08:39:32 PM
General Stuart, what is your problem with gay people? Your posts are always full of homophobic subtext.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: 0 on February 03, 2010, 10:17:15 PM
wut?
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 10:20:48 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on February 03, 2010, 10:17:15 PM
wut?

You got in a fight with EOT.

Obviously, you must be hounded and punished.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: 0 on February 03, 2010, 10:23:36 PM
oh, ok, that's fine then. Carry on.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: 0 on February 03, 2010, 10:32:25 PM
Since we're going with the whole homophobic subtext thingy now, I offer this tantalizing tidbit:

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0810/kryptonite-superman-kryptonite-pedo-jimmy-olsen-demotivational-poster-1223181110.jpg)
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 03, 2010, 10:55:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 10:20:48 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on February 03, 2010, 10:17:15 PM
wut?

You got in a fight with EOT.

Obviously, you must be hounded and punished.

Actually, TGRR, I'm fucking annoyed with GS because he can't just get in a fight with EOT, he has to drag his fucking snarky little dipshit comments into every fucking thread EOT posts in, and it's neither funny nor clever, plus it's old as fuck. So I'm giving him a little taste of what it's like to have baseless, off-topic, assumptive stupidity surface in every fucking thread he starts.

Now.

I let EOT make his own way and get the fuck flamed out of him for a few weeks, and that was fine. But he IS my friend, and has been for several years, and now that's out in the open I have no reason not to get publicly fucking bitchy with an asshole who is busy crapping up every fucking thread with his overinflated ego just because he thinks he finally found another scrote lower in the unspoken pecking order than he is. It's not like he's the only one whose ever done that... there always seems to be one guy, usually relatively new enough to the board himself that his e-testicles just descended, who takes a dislike to some noob or another and just follows them from thread to thread sniping at them for no particular reason. This month, that guy is GS. There are other people who have laid the hate down on EOT and I'm not fucking with them... ask yourself why that is.

Let's look at a brief history of people on this board whom I have defended. We've got Yatto, FP, Alty, and JohNyx. Maybe you hate them all, but they've stuck around and contributed. Maybe if GS stops trying to elongate his penis for ten fucking minutes, EOT will stick around and contribute too, communication barrier and everything.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 03, 2010, 10:58:53 PM
And actually, fuck if I care if GS and EOT suck each other off in the parking lot, but if GS could stop starting shit for no apparent reason EVERY FUCKING TIME EOT posts, that would be PEACHY. Also maybe if GS could stay the fuck out of threads I start for a while, I'll do the same for him, and we can pretend each other don't exist for a week or two until I'm not pissed anymore.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: 0 on February 03, 2010, 11:12:13 PM
Sorry I took so long to respond, I was too busy noticing that EOT and v=1/3πr²h posted from the same IP address today. What were we talking about again?
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 11:42:03 PM
Quote from: v=1/3πr²h on February 03, 2010, 10:55:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 10:20:48 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on February 03, 2010, 10:17:15 PM
wut?

You got in a fight with EOT.

Obviously, you must be hounded and punished.

Actually, TGRR, I'm fucking annoyed with GS because he can't just get in a fight with EOT, he has to drag his fucking snarky little dipshit comments into every fucking thread EOT posts in, and it's neither funny nor clever, plus it's old as fuck. So I'm giving him a little taste of what it's like to have baseless, off-topic, assumptive stupidity surface in every fucking thread he starts.

Now.

I let EOT make his own way and get the fuck flamed out of him for a few weeks, and that was fine. But he IS my friend, and has been for several years, and now that's out in the open I have no reason not to get publicly fucking bitchy with an asshole who is busy crapping up every fucking thread with his overinflated ego just because he thinks he finally found another scrote lower in the unspoken pecking order than he is. It's not like he's the only one whose ever done that... there always seems to be one guy, usually relatively new enough to the board himself that his e-testicles just descended, who takes a dislike to some noob or another and just follows them from thread to thread sniping at them for no particular reason. This month, that guy is GS. There are other people who have laid the hate down on EOT and I'm not fucking with them... ask yourself why that is.

Let's look at a brief history of people on this board whom I have defended. We've got Yatto, FP, Alty, and JohNyx. Maybe you hate them all, but they've stuck around and contributed. Maybe if GS stops trying to elongate his penis for ten fucking minutes, EOT will stick around and contribute too, communication barrier and everything.

Oddly enough, EOT referred to him/herself as a "big girl" today.

Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: 0 on February 03, 2010, 11:44:49 PM
went potty all by herself.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 04, 2010, 12:26:11 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on February 03, 2010, 11:12:13 PM
Sorry I took so long to respond, I was too busy noticing that EOT and v=1/3πr²h posted from the same IP address today. What were we talking about again?

I've mentioned that he posts from my office sometimes.

He was here shipping shit from eBay today.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: 0 on February 04, 2010, 12:27:54 AM
Quote from: v=1/3πr²h on February 04, 2010, 12:26:11 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on February 03, 2010, 11:12:13 PM
Sorry I took so long to respond, I was too busy noticing that EOT and v=1/3πr²h posted from the same IP address today. What were we talking about again?

I've mentioned that he posts from my office sometimes.

He was here shipping shit from eBay today.

Intriguing.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 04, 2010, 12:28:07 AM
So is GS a mod, then?

Great.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 04, 2010, 12:29:04 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on February 04, 2010, 12:27:54 AM
Quote from: v=1/3πr²h on February 04, 2010, 12:26:11 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on February 03, 2010, 11:12:13 PM
Sorry I took so long to respond, I was too busy noticing that EOT and v=1/3πr²h posted from the same IP address today. What were we talking about again?

I've mentioned that he posts from my office sometimes.

He was here shipping shit from eBay today.

Intriguing.

Not really. I've mentioned it before.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: 0 on February 04, 2010, 12:34:43 AM
Still interesting,

What's he like?
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 04, 2010, 01:26:08 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on February 03, 2010, 11:12:13 PM
Sorry I took so long to respond, I was too busy noticing that EOT and v=1/3πr²h posted from the same IP address today. What were we talking about again?

now, given that you're not a mod or an admin here, how on earth would you notice that?
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 04, 2010, 01:28:12 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on February 04, 2010, 12:34:43 AM
Still interesting,

What's he like?

Nice. Odd. You might or might not be surprised to hear how many times I say "what the hell are you talking about?" during the day. What do you want to know, exactly? Height, weight, eye color? His wife's first name? His children's birthdays?
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 04, 2010, 01:28:41 AM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on February 04, 2010, 01:26:08 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on February 03, 2010, 11:12:13 PM
Sorry I took so long to respond, I was too busy noticing that EOT and v=1/3πr²h posted from the same IP address today. What were we talking about again?

now, given that you're not a mod or an admin here, how on earth would you notice that?

That's something I wondered about myself. He claims to have just been guessing. I don't believe him.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: 0 on February 04, 2010, 01:29:22 AM
deduction, and obviously it hit a nerve with Nigel.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 04, 2010, 01:31:37 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on February 04, 2010, 01:29:22 AM
deduction, and obviously it hit a nerve with Nigel.

Liar.

And yes, it did, because it was A. fucking annoying, and B. unnerving to know that a mod was sharing that information with you.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: 0 on February 04, 2010, 01:32:10 AM
right.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 04, 2010, 01:33:52 AM
she's got a point.

you're either lying about knowing that they posted from the same IP or you were given the information by someone else who had access to it and had no business sharing it with you.

I'd be relieved if you would cop to lying and spare me a headache.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: 0 on February 04, 2010, 01:40:51 AM
I LIED ABOUT KNOWING WHETHER OR NOT NIGEL POSTED FROM THE SAME IP AS EOT in order to goad her into freaking out, which she did.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 04, 2010, 01:46:39 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on February 04, 2010, 01:40:51 AM
I LIED ABOUT KNOWING WHETHER OR NOT NIGEL POSTED FROM THE SAME IP AS EOT in order to goad her into freaking out, which she did.

Why, exactly, did you want to goad me into freaking out?
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: 0 on February 04, 2010, 01:47:33 AM
why not?
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 04, 2010, 01:48:37 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 04, 2010, 01:46:39 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on February 04, 2010, 01:40:51 AM
I LIED ABOUT KNOWING WHETHER OR NOT NIGEL POSTED FROM THE SAME IP AS EOT in order to goad her into freaking out, which she did.

Why, exactly, did you want to goad me into freaking out?

Also, I still don't believe you. I think you're lying, and that a mod shared the info with you.

I also think you're an idiot, because I already said last week that EOT posts from my house sometimes.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: 0 on February 04, 2010, 01:49:18 AM
then why are you freaking out about it?
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: 0 on February 04, 2010, 01:51:13 AM
You've been freaking out on here all damn day.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 04, 2010, 01:56:39 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on February 04, 2010, 01:49:18 AM
then why are you freaking out about it?

Listen. I know you're slow, so I'll try to use little words. I thought you were an idiot to think EOT and I are the same person. What actually disturbed me was the implications of how you would know that he and I were posting from the same IP. If you think really hard, you can probably figure out why that would freak a person out.


Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 04, 2010, 01:58:04 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on February 04, 2010, 01:51:13 AM
You've been freaking out on here all damn day.

You've been a cocky, irritating asshole since you registered, so I guess we're even.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: 0 on February 04, 2010, 05:33:55 AM
no, not even close.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: 0 on February 04, 2010, 05:35:24 PM
ATTACK OF ANTHROMAN! IN THE GOLDEN AGE OF COMIC BOOKS!

(http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/master1.jpg)
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2010, 05:51:16 PM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/master1a.jpg)
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: 0 on February 04, 2010, 05:53:51 PM
oh.....my....god.....




:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2010, 05:55:06 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on February 04, 2010, 05:53:51 PM
oh.....my....god.....




:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

SHUT UP YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: 0 on February 04, 2010, 05:56:24 PM
no...i love...it's perfect....definitley der meister comik.
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: the last yatto on February 07, 2010, 10:52:39 AM
(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/1736/womp24.jpg) (http://img130.imageshack.us/i/womp24.jpg/)
Title: Re: WORST SIDEKICK EVER
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 07, 2010, 07:49:54 PM
Quote from: Not a real furby on February 07, 2010, 10:52:39 AM
(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/1736/womp24.jpg) (http://img130.imageshack.us/i/womp24.jpg/)

Oh.

Oh, my.
:horrormirth: