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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: tyrannosaurus vex on February 09, 2010, 08:48:31 PM

Title: The Case FOR Obama!
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on February 09, 2010, 08:48:31 PM
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turns out there isn't one.

oh wait! he fired the dumb shits in charge of all the regulatory bodies, and replaced them with more knowledgeable dumb shits.

also, his smile continues to charm people.
Title: Re: The Case FOR Obama!
Post by: Cain on February 09, 2010, 08:49:48 PM
He makes the wingnuts screech with rage.
Title: Re: The Case FOR Obama!
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2010, 08:49:55 PM
Hush, you.  This is Bush's 3rd term, and it's treason to disagree with the president in wartime.
Title: Re: The Case FOR Obama!
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2010, 08:50:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 09, 2010, 08:49:48 PM
He makes the wingnuts screech with rage.

No idea why, though.
Title: Re: The Case FOR Obama!
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on February 09, 2010, 08:52:22 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 09, 2010, 08:49:48 PM
He makes the wingnuts screech with rage.

Is it the way he caves in to their every demand, or is it because he has the audacity to continue Bush's foreign policy?

Or is it more devious than that? Maybe it's because he's proving that a black man can just as ably fuck up the country and run the Free World into the dirt as any old white guy can.
Title: Re: The Case FOR Obama!
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2010, 08:53:27 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on February 09, 2010, 08:52:22 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 09, 2010, 08:49:48 PM
He makes the wingnuts screech with rage.

Is it the way he caves in to their every demand, or is it because he has the audacity to continue Bush's foreign policy?

Or is it more devious than that? Maybe it's because he's proving that a black man can just as ably fuck up the country and run the Free World into the dirt as any old white guy can.

It's the Black thing, alongside a healthy dose of partisan bullshit.  You have to remember that Americans can't think of politics in any terms more complex than football.
Title: Re: The Case FOR Obama!
Post by: Cain on February 09, 2010, 09:00:42 PM
Yeah, they don't really need a reason beyond that.  Most of what they are saying is recycled insults about Clinton anyway.
Title: Re: The Case FOR Obama!
Post by: Requia ☣ on February 09, 2010, 09:09:09 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on February 09, 2010, 08:48:31 PM
oh wait! he fired the dumb shits in charge of all the regulatory bodies, and replaced them with more knowledgeable dumb shits. lobbyists and corporate executives.

also, his smile continues to charm people.

fixed
Title: Re: The Case FOR Obama!
Post by: Triple Zero on February 10, 2010, 10:07:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2010, 08:50:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 09, 2010, 08:49:48 PM
He makes the wingnuts screech with rage.

No idea why, though.

Because it keeps the democrat-voters thinking he's on their side?
Title: Re: The Case FOR Obama!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on February 10, 2010, 03:04:43 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2010, 10:07:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2010, 08:50:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 09, 2010, 08:49:48 PM
He makes the wingnuts screech with rage.

No idea why, though.

Because it keeps the democrat-voters thinking he's on their side?


DING DING We have a winner folks! The two-man con doesn't work if the two guys are giving eac other the glad hand slap.

Though to be fair, the average conservative american has been getting screwed as well... Bush was anything but conservative, however, since the left hated him, they loved him. It's a beautiful scam.
Title: Re: The Case FOR Obama!
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on February 10, 2010, 03:23:43 PM
Bush - anything but Conservative, but also not Liberal.
Obama - anything but Liberal, but also not Conservative.

Hey! It's almost like "Conservative" and "Liberal" are just BS buzzwords that mean absolutely nothing to the Government!
Title: Re: The Case FOR Obama!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on February 10, 2010, 03:37:16 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on February 10, 2010, 03:23:43 PM
Bush - anything but Conservative, but also not Liberal.
Obama - anything but Liberal, but also not Conservative.

Hey! It's almost like "Conservative" and "Liberal" are just BS buzzwords that mean absolutely nothing to the Government!


Funny that, eh...
Title: Re: The Case FOR Obama!
Post by: Jasper on February 10, 2010, 08:50:50 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on February 10, 2010, 03:23:43 PM
Bush - anything but Conservative, but also not Liberal.
Obama - anything but Liberal, but also not Conservative.

Hey! It's almost like "Conservative" and "Liberal" are just BS buzzwords that mean absolutely nothing to the Government!


Are you saying our labels don't map to our leaders' behaviors?

Pish-tosh, I say.
Title: Re: The Case FOR Obama!
Post by: BabylonHoruv on February 10, 2010, 10:45:38 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on February 10, 2010, 03:04:43 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2010, 10:07:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2010, 08:50:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 09, 2010, 08:49:48 PM
He makes the wingnuts screech with rage.

No idea why, though.

Because it keeps the democrat-voters thinking he's on their side?


DING DING We have a winner folks! The two-man con doesn't work if the two guys are giving eac other the glad hand slap.

Though to be fair, the average conservative american has been getting screwed as well... Bush was anything but conservative, however, since the left hated him, they loved him. It's a beautiful scam.

The best part os that we seem to hate them for the same reasons (roughly)
Title: Re: The Case FOR Obama!
Post by: Remington on February 11, 2010, 04:12:40 AM
This was quite win:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktTFtqK_XwQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktTFtqK_XwQ)