It's no wonder Ive never heard of you, it's been over a decade since you bothered to pay AK with anything more than a light sprinkling.
You get that God status by pussyfooting around or what?
Oh sure, you can get the east coast. That's easy. Where's the challenge?
So come on, BRING IT!
I've never once had a snow day off from school or work.
Quote from: Alty on February 10, 2010, 09:58:14 PM
It's no wonder Ive never heard of you, it's been over a decade since you bothered to pay AK with anything more than a light sprinkling.
You get that God status by pussyfooting around or what?
Oh sure, you can get the east coast. That's easy. Where's the challenge?
So come on, BRING IT!
I've never once had a snow day off from school or work.
If you must test, remember to step.
But I advise you to DO NEVER.
Quote from: Alty on February 10, 2010, 09:58:14 PM
It's no wonder Ive never heard of you, it's been over a decade since you bothered to pay AK with anything more than a light sprinkling.
You get that God status by pussyfooting around or what?
Oh sure, you can get the east coast. That's easy. Where's the challenge?
So come on, BRING IT!
I've never once had a snow day off from school or work.
Are you not going to be working in Barrow for shifts on and off?
My skills are not needed.
But it ALWAYS snows in Alaska. What you need is a hurricane or something to completely blow you out of wack instead.
SOME OPIE TOLD ME HE WASN'T AFRAID OF SNOW.
SO I KNOCKED HIM THA FUCK OUT AND LEFT HIS ASS IN A DRIFT.
:digtbk:
:hammer:
CHEF APUT,
READING TO BUILD A FIRE FOR THE 400th TIME AND STILL LAUGHING AT THE ENDING.
Indeed.
Be careful, Alty. I have word that Aput is close friends with some earthquake gods. The last time someone tried to step to Aput, Good Friday 1964. DO. NEVER. TEST.
Quote from: Aput on February 10, 2010, 10:03:09 PM
Quote from: Alty on February 10, 2010, 09:58:14 PM
It's no wonder Ive never heard of you, it's been over a decade since you bothered to pay AK with anything more than a light sprinkling.
You get that God status by pussyfooting around or what?
Oh sure, you can get the east coast. That's easy. Where's the challenge?
So come on, BRING IT!
I've never once had a snow day off from school or work.
Are you not going to be working in Barrow for shifts on and off?
My skills are not needed.
Well, yeah...but if your powers wane below the arctic circle I don't know how you expect to hit tuscon.
Quote from: Jason Wabash on February 10, 2010, 10:24:34 PM
Be careful, Alty. I have word that Aput is close friends with some earthquake gods. The last time someone tried to step to Aput, Good Friday 1964. DO. NEVER. TEST.
Hm...considering the literal, actual fact that I often lay awake at night in silent Terror of the Big One..
My most humble and sincere apologies, Aput. Your work is the ambrosia blanket of the north and I am forever in debt to your gracious providing of childhood sledding fun.
Apologies accepted.
Tuscon is getting what for later this week. Aput assures.
Mistress Freeky will believe it ONLY if she sees it. And she doubts heavily at the moment.
How many gods do we have on this forum? I mean, the only one I knew about died, and now with Aput. Well, lets just say I'm curious.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 11, 2010, 12:24:32 AM
How many gods do we have on this forum? I mean, the only one I knew about died, and now with Aput. Well, lets just say I'm curious.
I'm the goddess of bad decision-making.
Also, I've been accused, by different people, of being both Eris and Hestia incarnate. I firmly deny being Eris. Hestia, no comment.
How does one become a god or goddess? I've been known to go on megalomanic streaks before.
No troll.
QuoteI'm the goddess of bad decision-making.
Hmm. Given the state of the world today, you are probably the most prevalent deity going. Congrats.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 11, 2010, 01:44:23 AM
How does one become a god or goddess? I've been known to go on megalomanic streaks before.
No troll.
You don't really become one. You just are.
Oh.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 11, 2010, 01:45:27 AM
QuoteI'm the goddess of bad decision-making.
Hmm. Given the state of the world today, you are probably the most prevalent deity going. Congrats.
You're welcome.