I am going to rub one out on your lady parts.
			
			
			
				 :lulz:
			
			
			
				:golfclap:
			
			
			
				 :oops::1fap:
			
			
			
				 :evilmad::1fap:
			
			
			
				I 
          want moar words
SAY
          what moar & whaer
			
			
			
				When you reach orgasm, your asshole spasms too.
			
			
			
			
			
				...I think you peed a little.
 It's ok, I still respect you.
			
			
			
				Thank God!
I was worried for a little bit there.
			
			
			
				ORGASM-ASS-SPASM
			
			
			
				Sometimes I wish you would do a better job of wiping.
			
			
			
				I know that noise didn't come out of one of MY orifices.
			
			
			
				oh my....i feel so dirty  :fap:
			
			
			
				I think it's adorable when you queef.
			
			
			
				Especially mid-coitus.
			
			
			
				I am no longer contagious.
			
			
			
				What the hell is this, James Joyce?