I am going to rub one out on your lady parts.
:lulz:
:golfclap:
:oops::1fap:
:evilmad::1fap:
I
want moar words
SAY
what moar & whaer
When you reach orgasm, your asshole spasms too.
...I think you peed a little.
It's ok, I still respect you.
Thank God!
I was worried for a little bit there.
ORGASM-ASS-SPASM
Sometimes I wish you would do a better job of wiping.
I know that noise didn't come out of one of MY orifices.
oh my....i feel so dirty :fap:
I think it's adorable when you queef.
Especially mid-coitus.
I am no longer contagious.
What the hell is this, James Joyce?