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Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: E.O.T. on February 14, 2010, 04:12:10 AM

Title: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: E.O.T. on February 14, 2010, 04:12:10 AM
AUTOBOTS

          vs.

DECEPTICONS

   
         What do you?
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: E.O.T. on February 14, 2010, 04:27:02 AM
YOU

          May have a face card

BUT

          It must be more than meets the eye
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 14, 2010, 04:46:37 AM
YOU'RE DRUNK, AREN'T YOU?
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: E.O.T. on February 14, 2010, 05:02:23 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 04:46:37 AM
YOU'RE DRUNK, AREN'T YOU?

IF

          So, no thanks to you

AND

          DECLARE YOUR POSITION! THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE IS AT HAND!
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 14, 2010, 05:06:03 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 14, 2010, 05:02:23 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 04:46:37 AM
YOU'RE DRUNK, AREN'T YOU?

IF

          So, no thanks to you

Is that a yes?

I went out with Surfer Boy last night and got plastered, and then he came over and left beer in my fridge. I drank it already though.

Quote
AND

          DECLARE YOUR POSITION! THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE IS AT HAND!

This thread doesn't make any sense to me, what the hell are you talking about?
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: E.O.T. on February 14, 2010, 05:10:12 AM
O.K.

          So, NIGEL is STARSCREAM.

ALSO

          -We'll need DINOBOTS.
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 05:12:47 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 14, 2010, 04:12:10 AM
AUTOBOTS

          vs.

DECEPTICONS

   
         What do you?

EITHER

     PUT ON THE SLINKY DRESS AND GET FILTHY

OR

     COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON
     COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON
     COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 14, 2010, 05:14:05 AM
What in the everloving fuck is happening in here?

Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 14, 2010, 05:14:45 AM
I'm voting for the slinky dress, BTW.
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: E.O.T. on February 14, 2010, 05:16:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 05:12:47 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 14, 2010, 04:12:10 AM
AUTOBOTS

          vs.

DECEPTICONS

   
         What do you?

EITHER

     PUT ON THE SLINKY DRESS AND GET FILTHY

OR

     COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON
     COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON
     COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON

CAN I

          Keep my hat & boots on?

AND

          O.K, DOK HOWL is RATCHET
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 05:16:21 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 05:14:05 AM
What in the everloving fuck is happening in here?

EITHER

    ELVIS

OR

   THE CRYING GAME


And I'm okay with either one.  Because it's Saturday night and I ain't got nobody I got some money cause I just got paid.  Now how I wish I had someone to talk to, I'm in an awful way.
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: E.O.T. on February 14, 2010, 05:23:16 AM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 14, 2010, 05:19:14 AM
no bar you could go and lurk in to grab some company Dok? or are you a bit sozzled for the old driving.

O.K.

          H.F.L.S. is HOT SHOT

BUT

          We still need lots of old guard & also those elusive girl transformers.
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 05:28:53 AM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 14, 2010, 05:19:14 AM
no bar you could go and lurk in to grab some company Dok? or are you a bit sozzled for the old driving.


I got in town a month ago.  I've seen a lot of girls since then, If I could meet 'em I could get 'em.
But as yet I haven't met 'em.  Thats how I'm in the state I'm in.

Dok,
Doesn't drink
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 14, 2010, 05:33:16 AM
You guys are making my head hurt. I'm going to bed.
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 05:35:04 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 05:33:16 AM
You guys are making my head hurt. I'm going to bed.

Don't blame me, that was Cat Stevens.
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: E.O.T. on February 14, 2010, 05:42:34 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 05:33:16 AM
You guys are making my head hurt. I'm going to bed.


YOU'RE

          Just jealous of Megatron.

AND

          Soldier up for the battle in Margaritaville
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 05:47:42 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 14, 2010, 05:42:34 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 05:33:16 AM
You guys are making my head hurt. I'm going to bed.


YOU'RE

          Just jealous of Megatron.

AND

          Soldier up for the battle in Margaritaville

WE

     Must defend the honor of Jimmy Buffet.

WHILE

     There's still time.
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 14, 2010, 06:09:40 AM
I did not go to bed because EFO is being recalcitrant about going to bed and I cannot go to bed until all of the children are asleep so I can put boxes of chocolates on their pillows. GRRRRR
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 06:11:12 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 06:09:40 AM
I did not go to bed because EFO is being recalcitrant about going to bed and I cannot go to bed until all of the children are asleep so I can put boxes of chocolates on their pillows. GRRRRR

Tell EFO what happens when Santa finds out that they don't go to bed on time.

Tell EFO what happened to little Billy.   :cry:
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 14, 2010, 06:16:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 06:11:12 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 06:09:40 AM
I did not go to bed because EFO is being recalcitrant about going to bed and I cannot go to bed until all of the children are asleep so I can put boxes of chocolates on their pillows. GRRRRR

Tell EFO what happens when Santa finds out that they don't go to bed on time.

Tell EFO what happened to little Billy.   :cry:

EFO has reached a stage where she sees right through my bullshit. :(
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 06:18:33 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 06:16:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 06:11:12 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 06:09:40 AM
I did not go to bed because EFO is being recalcitrant about going to bed and I cannot go to bed until all of the children are asleep so I can put boxes of chocolates on their pillows. GRRRRR

Tell EFO what happens when Santa finds out that they don't go to bed on time.

Tell EFO what happened to little Billy.   :cry:

EFO has reached a stage where she sees right through my bullshit. :(

Well, shit.  That was the most fun thing about raising kids.

"Of course there's a monster under the bed, kid.  Where else would they live?"

"Yes, there's a Santa, and he DOES know if you've been good or bad.  He has an axe."

"Yes, you have to give your aunty a kiss.  Now hurry up, they're going to close the casket."
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 14, 2010, 06:19:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 06:18:33 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 06:16:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 06:11:12 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 06:09:40 AM
I did not go to bed because EFO is being recalcitrant about going to bed and I cannot go to bed until all of the children are asleep so I can put boxes of chocolates on their pillows. GRRRRR

Tell EFO what happens when Santa finds out that they don't go to bed on time.

Tell EFO what happened to little Billy.   :cry:

EFO has reached a stage where she sees right through my bullshit. :(

Well, shit.  That was the most fun thing about raising kids.

"Of course there's a monster under the bed, kid.  Where else would they live?"

"Yes, there's a Santa, and he DOES know if you've been good or bad.  He has an axe."

"Yes, you have to give your aunty a kiss.  Now hurry up, they're going to close the casket."

I did too much of that, too early on, and now she's skeptical of everything. I ruined my own fun.  :cry:
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 06:20:49 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 06:19:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 06:18:33 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 06:16:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 06:11:12 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 06:09:40 AM
I did not go to bed because EFO is being recalcitrant about going to bed and I cannot go to bed until all of the children are asleep so I can put boxes of chocolates on their pillows. GRRRRR

Tell EFO what happens when Santa finds out that they don't go to bed on time.

Tell EFO what happened to little Billy.   :cry:

EFO has reached a stage where she sees right through my bullshit. :(

Well, shit.  That was the most fun thing about raising kids.

"Of course there's a monster under the bed, kid.  Where else would they live?"

"Yes, there's a Santa, and he DOES know if you've been good or bad.  He has an axe."

"Yes, you have to give your aunty a kiss.  Now hurry up, they're going to close the casket."

I did too much of that, too early on, and now she's skeptical of everything. I ruined my own fun.  :cry:

Yes, my kids, too...But now they'll think critically, and be just as well-adjusted as us.
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: E.O.T. on February 14, 2010, 06:36:20 AM
O.K.

          listen. If STARSCREAM has chosen to change sides (again), FINE

OTHERWISE

          No more trade secrets!!

Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 14, 2010, 07:23:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 06:20:49 AM

Yes, my kids, too...But now they'll think critically, and be just as well-adjusted as us.

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 14, 2010, 07:24:46 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 14, 2010, 06:36:20 AM
O.K.

          listen. If STARSCREAM has chosen to change sides (again), FINE

OTHERWISE

          No more trade secrets!!



Why do I have to be Starscream? What did I ever do to you?
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: the last yatto on February 14, 2010, 08:47:29 AM
actually i picture nigel and either as
(http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/951/filed.jpg) (http://img715.imageshack.us/i/filed.jpg/)
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Rumckle on February 14, 2010, 11:26:36 AM
 :lulz:

This thread is win.

AND

That is the worst thing I've seen all day.
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 04:11:35 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 14, 2010, 09:57:19 AM
WHY

why did I go and look. whyyyyyyyy.

http://io9.com/assets/images/io9/2008/07/confess10.jpg nsfwish
http://io9.com/assets/images/io9/2008/07/confess13.jpg nsfwish

my fucking soul hurts now. I'd just not look at those links if I were you.

OR

look and be damned!


:lulz:
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 14, 2010, 04:52:33 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on February 14, 2010, 08:47:29 AM
actually i picture nigel and either as
(http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/951/filed.jpg) (http://img715.imageshack.us/i/filed.jpg/)

A pink ice cream truck??

Also, Transformers porn.  :horrormirth:
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Bella on February 14, 2010, 05:17:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 05:35:04 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 05:33:16 AM
You guys are making my head hurt. I'm going to bed.

Don't blame me, that was Cat Stevens.

That song's stuck in my head now, and I blame You!   :x
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Freeky on February 14, 2010, 07:17:49 PM
Because its Saturday, and i aint got nobody... :x


I really like that song, though. Jimmy Buffet for the win, in some instances!
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Dysnomia on February 14, 2010, 07:29:45 PM
EITHER

I have no idea what's going on in this thread.


OR

Anal?
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 14, 2010, 08:03:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 05:47:42 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 14, 2010, 05:42:34 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 05:33:16 AM
You guys are making my head hurt. I'm going to bed.


YOU'RE

          Just jealous of Megatron.

AND

          Soldier up for the battle in Margaritaville

WE

     Must defend the honor of Jimmy Buffet.

WHILE

     There's still time.

JIMMY BUFFET

is a

PEDOPHILE

who is never allowed back on Jost Van Dyk after the incident with Foxy's daughter.

just saying.

ECH,
is just saying
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Freeky on February 14, 2010, 08:16:27 PM
whut?
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 08:55:44 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 14, 2010, 07:17:49 PM
Because its Saturday, and i aint got nobody... :x


I really like that song, though. Jimmy Buffet for the win, in some instances!

That's Cat Stevens. 
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Freeky on February 14, 2010, 09:02:54 PM
Ii've only ever heard the cover then.

I apologize for my ignorance, everyone.
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: E.O.T. on February 14, 2010, 09:21:54 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 14, 2010, 09:57:19 AM
WHY

why did I go and look. whyyyyyyyy.

http://io9.com/assets/images/io9/2008/07/confess10.jpg nsfwish
http://io9.com/assets/images/io9/2008/07/confess13.jpg nsfwish

my fucking soul hurts now. I'd just not look at those links if I were you.

OR

look and be damned!


THAT

          is the best

CYBERTRONIAN

          coffee table erotica. A must have.
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 15, 2010, 08:47:06 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 14, 2010, 08:16:27 PM
whut?

Jimmy Buffet is (or was) a kiddie fiddler. A dude who owns a bar in the BVI (who was good friends with my dad) once caught Jimmy Buffet molesting his daughter and, as the story goes, Jimmy Buffet was able to swim to his boat and get out of the harbor before Foxy could find his rifle and get a shot off.
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Freeky on February 15, 2010, 06:59:37 PM
Oh.
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 07:03:24 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on February 15, 2010, 08:47:06 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 14, 2010, 08:16:27 PM
whut?

Jimmy Buffet is (or was) a kiddie fiddler. A dude who owns a bar in the BVI (who was good friends with my dad) once caught Jimmy Buffet molesting his daughter and, as the story goes, Jimmy Buffet was able to swim to his boat and get out of the harbor before Foxy could find his rifle and get a shot off.

Annnnnnnnd another hero takes a dive.

Goodbye, Margaritaville.   :sad:
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Dimocritus on February 16, 2010, 03:11:13 AM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 14, 2010, 09:57:19 AM
WHY

why did I go and look. whyyyyyyyy.

http://io9.com/assets/images/io9/2008/07/confess10.jpg nsfwish
http://io9.com/assets/images/io9/2008/07/confess13.jpg nsfwish

my fucking soul hurts now. I'd just not look at those links if I were you.

OR

look and be damned!


Thanks for ruining my childhood more than Michael Bay ever could.

And, I think I'd be Soundwave by default...
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: President Television on February 21, 2010, 07:05:32 PM
T҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚o invoke the h҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ive-mind re҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚presenting chaos. Invoking҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ the feeling of ch҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚aos. With out ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚order.҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̚̕̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ The Cybertron҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ian hive-mind of chaos. Unicron. He w҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ho Waits Behind ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚The Wall. ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡ ̒̓̔̕̚,

H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Ȅ̐̑̒̚̕̚ IS C̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMI҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘NG > ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉
Title: Re: MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY
Post by: Brotep on February 22, 2010, 08:25:32 PM
I do love those little cheeseburgers.