AUTOBOTS
vs.
DECEPTICONS
What do you?
YOU
May have a face card
BUT
It must be more than meets the eye
YOU'RE DRUNK, AREN'T YOU?
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 04:46:37 AM
YOU'RE DRUNK, AREN'T YOU?
IF
So, no thanks to you
AND
DECLARE YOUR POSITION! THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE IS AT HAND!
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 14, 2010, 05:02:23 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 04:46:37 AM
YOU'RE DRUNK, AREN'T YOU?
IF
So, no thanks to you
Is that a yes?
I went out with Surfer Boy last night and got plastered, and then he came over and left beer in my fridge. I drank it already though.
Quote
AND
DECLARE YOUR POSITION! THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE IS AT HAND!
This thread doesn't make any sense to me, what the hell are you talking about?
O.K.
So, NIGEL is STARSCREAM.
ALSO
-We'll need DINOBOTS.
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 14, 2010, 04:12:10 AM
AUTOBOTS
vs.
DECEPTICONS
What do you?
EITHER
PUT ON THE SLINKY DRESS AND GET FILTHY
OR
COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON
COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON
COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON
What in the everloving fuck is happening in here?
I'm voting for the slinky dress, BTW.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 05:12:47 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 14, 2010, 04:12:10 AM
AUTOBOTS
vs.
DECEPTICONS
What do you?
EITHER
PUT ON THE SLINKY DRESS AND GET FILTHY
OR
COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON
COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON
COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON
CAN I
Keep my hat & boots on?
AND
O.K, DOK HOWL is RATCHET
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 05:14:05 AM
What in the everloving fuck is happening in here?
EITHER
ELVIS
OR
THE CRYING GAME
And I'm okay with either one. Because it's Saturday night and I ain't got nobody I got some money cause I just got paid. Now how I wish I had someone to talk to, I'm in an awful way.
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 14, 2010, 05:19:14 AM
no bar you could go and lurk in to grab some company Dok? or are you a bit sozzled for the old driving.
O.K.
H.F.L.S. is HOT SHOT
BUT
We still need lots of old guard & also those elusive girl transformers.
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 14, 2010, 05:19:14 AM
no bar you could go and lurk in to grab some company Dok? or are you a bit sozzled for the old driving.
I got in town a month ago. I've seen a lot of girls since then, If I could meet 'em I could get 'em.
But as yet I haven't met 'em. Thats how I'm in the state I'm in.
Dok,
Doesn't drink
You guys are making my head hurt. I'm going to bed.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 05:33:16 AM
You guys are making my head hurt. I'm going to bed.
Don't blame me, that was Cat Stevens.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 05:33:16 AM
You guys are making my head hurt. I'm going to bed.
YOU'RE
Just jealous of Megatron.
AND
Soldier up for the battle in Margaritaville
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 14, 2010, 05:42:34 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 05:33:16 AM
You guys are making my head hurt. I'm going to bed.
YOU'RE
Just jealous of Megatron.
AND
Soldier up for the battle in Margaritaville
WE
Must defend the honor of Jimmy Buffet.
WHILE
There's still time.
I did not go to bed because EFO is being recalcitrant about going to bed and I cannot go to bed until all of the children are asleep so I can put boxes of chocolates on their pillows. GRRRRR
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 06:09:40 AM
I did not go to bed because EFO is being recalcitrant about going to bed and I cannot go to bed until all of the children are asleep so I can put boxes of chocolates on their pillows. GRRRRR
Tell EFO what happens when Santa finds out that they don't go to bed on time.
Tell EFO what happened to little Billy. :cry:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 06:11:12 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 06:09:40 AM
I did not go to bed because EFO is being recalcitrant about going to bed and I cannot go to bed until all of the children are asleep so I can put boxes of chocolates on their pillows. GRRRRR
Tell EFO what happens when Santa finds out that they don't go to bed on time.
Tell EFO what happened to little Billy. :cry:
EFO has reached a stage where she sees right through my bullshit. :(
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 06:16:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 06:11:12 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 06:09:40 AM
I did not go to bed because EFO is being recalcitrant about going to bed and I cannot go to bed until all of the children are asleep so I can put boxes of chocolates on their pillows. GRRRRR
Tell EFO what happens when Santa finds out that they don't go to bed on time.
Tell EFO what happened to little Billy. :cry:
EFO has reached a stage where she sees right through my bullshit. :(
Well, shit. That was the most fun thing about raising kids.
"Of course there's a monster under the bed, kid. Where else would they live?"
"Yes, there's a Santa, and he DOES know if you've been good or bad. He has an axe."
"Yes, you have to give your aunty a kiss. Now hurry up, they're going to close the casket."
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 06:18:33 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 06:16:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 06:11:12 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 06:09:40 AM
I did not go to bed because EFO is being recalcitrant about going to bed and I cannot go to bed until all of the children are asleep so I can put boxes of chocolates on their pillows. GRRRRR
Tell EFO what happens when Santa finds out that they don't go to bed on time.
Tell EFO what happened to little Billy. :cry:
EFO has reached a stage where she sees right through my bullshit. :(
Well, shit. That was the most fun thing about raising kids.
"Of course there's a monster under the bed, kid. Where else would they live?"
"Yes, there's a Santa, and he DOES know if you've been good or bad. He has an axe."
"Yes, you have to give your aunty a kiss. Now hurry up, they're going to close the casket."
I did too much of that, too early on, and now she's skeptical of everything. I ruined my own fun. :cry:
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 06:19:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 06:18:33 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 06:16:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 06:11:12 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 06:09:40 AM
I did not go to bed because EFO is being recalcitrant about going to bed and I cannot go to bed until all of the children are asleep so I can put boxes of chocolates on their pillows. GRRRRR
Tell EFO what happens when Santa finds out that they don't go to bed on time.
Tell EFO what happened to little Billy. :cry:
EFO has reached a stage where she sees right through my bullshit. :(
Well, shit. That was the most fun thing about raising kids.
"Of course there's a monster under the bed, kid. Where else would they live?"
"Yes, there's a Santa, and he DOES know if you've been good or bad. He has an axe."
"Yes, you have to give your aunty a kiss. Now hurry up, they're going to close the casket."
I did too much of that, too early on, and now she's skeptical of everything. I ruined my own fun. :cry:
Yes, my kids, too...But now they'll think critically, and be just as well-adjusted as us.
O.K.
listen. If STARSCREAM has chosen to change sides (again), FINE
OTHERWISE
No more trade secrets!!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 06:20:49 AM
Yes, my kids, too...But now they'll think critically, and be just as well-adjusted as us.
:horrormirth:
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 14, 2010, 06:36:20 AM
O.K.
listen. If STARSCREAM has chosen to change sides (again), FINE
OTHERWISE
No more trade secrets!!
Why do I have to be Starscream? What did I ever do to you?
actually i picture nigel and either as
(http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/951/filed.jpg) (http://img715.imageshack.us/i/filed.jpg/)
:lulz:
This thread is win.
AND
That is the worst thing I've seen all day.
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 14, 2010, 09:57:19 AM
WHY
why did I go and look. whyyyyyyyy.
http://io9.com/assets/images/io9/2008/07/confess10.jpg nsfwish
http://io9.com/assets/images/io9/2008/07/confess13.jpg nsfwish
my fucking soul hurts now. I'd just not look at those links if I were you.
OR
look and be damned!
:lulz:
Quote from: Pēleus on February 14, 2010, 08:47:29 AM
actually i picture nigel and either as
(http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/951/filed.jpg) (http://img715.imageshack.us/i/filed.jpg/)
A pink ice cream truck??
Also, Transformers porn. :horrormirth:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 05:35:04 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 05:33:16 AM
You guys are making my head hurt. I'm going to bed.
Don't blame me, that was Cat Stevens.
That song's stuck in my head now, and I blame
You! :x
Because its Saturday, and i aint got nobody... :x
I really like that song, though. Jimmy Buffet for the win, in some instances!
EITHER
I have no idea what's going on in this thread.
OR
Anal?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 14, 2010, 05:47:42 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 14, 2010, 05:42:34 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 14, 2010, 05:33:16 AM
You guys are making my head hurt. I'm going to bed.
YOU'RE
Just jealous of Megatron.
AND
Soldier up for the battle in Margaritaville
WE
Must defend the honor of Jimmy Buffet.
WHILE
There's still time.
JIMMY BUFFET
is a
PEDOPHILE
who is never allowed back on Jost Van Dyk after the incident with Foxy's daughter.
just saying.
ECH,
is just saying
whut?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 14, 2010, 07:17:49 PM
Because its Saturday, and i aint got nobody... :x
I really like that song, though. Jimmy Buffet for the win, in some instances!
That's Cat Stevens.
Ii've only ever heard the cover then.
I apologize for my ignorance, everyone.
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 14, 2010, 09:57:19 AM
WHY
why did I go and look. whyyyyyyyy.
http://io9.com/assets/images/io9/2008/07/confess10.jpg nsfwish
http://io9.com/assets/images/io9/2008/07/confess13.jpg nsfwish
my fucking soul hurts now. I'd just not look at those links if I were you.
OR
look and be damned!
THAT
is the best
CYBERTRONIAN
coffee table erotica. A must have.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 14, 2010, 08:16:27 PM
whut?
Jimmy Buffet is (or was) a kiddie fiddler. A dude who owns a bar in the BVI (who was good friends with my dad) once caught Jimmy Buffet molesting his daughter and, as the story goes, Jimmy Buffet was able to swim to his boat and get out of the harbor before Foxy could find his rifle and get a shot off.
Oh.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on February 15, 2010, 08:47:06 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 14, 2010, 08:16:27 PM
whut?
Jimmy Buffet is (or was) a kiddie fiddler. A dude who owns a bar in the BVI (who was good friends with my dad) once caught Jimmy Buffet molesting his daughter and, as the story goes, Jimmy Buffet was able to swim to his boat and get out of the harbor before Foxy could find his rifle and get a shot off.
Annnnnnnnd another hero takes a dive.
Goodbye, Margaritaville. :sad:
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 14, 2010, 09:57:19 AM
WHY
why did I go and look. whyyyyyyyy.
http://io9.com/assets/images/io9/2008/07/confess10.jpg nsfwish
http://io9.com/assets/images/io9/2008/07/confess13.jpg nsfwish
my fucking soul hurts now. I'd just not look at those links if I were you.
OR
look and be damned!
Thanks for ruining my childhood more than Michael Bay ever could.
And, I think I'd be Soundwave by default...
T҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚o invoke the h҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ive-mind re҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚presenting chaos. Invoking҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ the feeling of ch҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚aos. With out ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚order.҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̚̕̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ The Cybertron҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ian hive-mind of chaos. Unicron. He w҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ho Waits Behind ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚The Wall. ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡ ̒̓̔̕̚,
H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Ȅ̐̑̒̚̕̚ IS C̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMI҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘NG > ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉
I do love those little cheeseburgers.