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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Triple Zero on February 14, 2010, 05:00:14 PM

Title: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Triple Zero on February 14, 2010, 05:00:14 PM
This is my newest housemate:

(http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/3461/spiderg.jpg)

He pops up in random places in the house, and as long as he's not annoying, I will keep him. It is, after all, freezing outside, and those are no proper temperatures for a pretty spider like this. Also Dutch spiders are harmless like puppies. I realize I didn't include anything for scale. He is probably slightly over an inch in diameter including legs. So, not very big, but also not tiny.

NOW HE NEEDS A NAME

suggestions please?
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Captain Utopia on February 14, 2010, 05:02:55 PM
Peter?
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 14, 2010, 05:10:50 PM
He's cute.

Naming him Peter could become confusing. I suggest "Dave".
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Pariah on February 14, 2010, 05:23:38 PM
Neal.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Suu on February 14, 2010, 05:33:42 PM
Dead. Name it dead.



-Suu
The obvious expected answer. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Salty on February 14, 2010, 05:44:41 PM
Frank or Butch Jones.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Pariah on February 14, 2010, 05:45:22 PM
Butch Slaughter
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Captain Utopia on February 14, 2010, 05:45:57 PM
Jerusalem.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Requia ☣ on February 14, 2010, 05:47:15 PM
Quote from: FP on February 14, 2010, 05:45:57 PM
Jerusalem.
I second this.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 14, 2010, 05:54:22 PM
Thrakazog!
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Dimocritus on February 14, 2010, 05:58:19 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on February 14, 2010, 05:54:22 PM
Thrakazog!

I second this. Though, I believe it's spelled Thrakorzog. I'll look it up...

Edit: Thrakkorzog is the correct spelling according to the Gelatin Dimension Baby Naming Book.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 14, 2010, 06:08:13 PM
Quote from: FP on February 14, 2010, 05:45:57 PM
Jerusalem.

:lulz:
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Muir on February 14, 2010, 06:08:52 PM
I always name spiders  "George"  (ala, bugs bunny "Which way did he go, George, which way did he go?") :P
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 14, 2010, 06:14:05 PM
Quote from: dimo on February 14, 2010, 05:58:19 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on February 14, 2010, 05:54:22 PM
Thrakazog!

I second this. Though, I believe it's spelled Thrakorzog. I'll look it up...

Edit: Thrakkorzog is the correct spelling according to the Gelatin Dimension Baby Naming Book.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZVjn2GeG08
The green guy is Thrakazog
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Cramulus on February 14, 2010, 06:15:53 PM
Lolth
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Triple Zero on February 14, 2010, 06:20:32 PM
Quote from: FP on February 14, 2010, 05:45:57 PM
Jerusalem.

I THINK FP WINS :transmet:
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 14, 2010, 06:41:39 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 14, 2010, 06:44:54 PM
that spider is going to bite your ass in your sleep. KILL IT WHILE YOU CAN
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Freeky on February 14, 2010, 06:49:22 PM
I agree with FP and Cram. Jerusalem or Lolth.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Triple Zero on February 14, 2010, 06:50:43 PM
maybe I could caption it with olde englysh wurds, and it would be a LOLTH SPIDER
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Reginald Ret on February 14, 2010, 07:12:20 PM
you should make Jerusalem tiny spider glasses.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 14, 2010, 07:14:56 PM
you should really step on it
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: -Kel- on February 14, 2010, 07:43:24 PM
make an aquarium for it, and catch it so you don't step on it on accident.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Dalek on February 14, 2010, 08:22:57 PM
Peter was my first guess to. I had a spider called Peter. How about "OMGITSBEHINDYOU!". This way when someone asks you what are you doing you can tell them "Just feeding OMGITSBEHINDYOU!"
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 14, 2010, 08:44:25 PM
i like Lolth
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: ThatGreenGentleman on February 14, 2010, 09:46:32 PM
Name the spider Mike Tyson!
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: . on February 14, 2010, 09:50:11 PM
Give him an incredibly long name with like twenty some odd syllables. Then print out little cards with a pronunciation of the name, so whenever someone asks what his name is or when you introduce him to your dinner party guests (of course you will introduce him, right? it's rather rude not to, considering he's probably the one who cooked dinner and chose the wine.) you will give them this little card and say, "This is who cooked your dinner, he also does catering."

Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Jasper on February 14, 2010, 09:55:35 PM
Sheilob.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Triple Zero on February 14, 2010, 10:14:01 PM
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3518/spiderspider.jpg)
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Captain Utopia on February 14, 2010, 10:14:53 PM
 :lulz:  :lulz:
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Reginald Ret on February 14, 2010, 10:44:58 PM
Hah!


Spiders have 8 eyes so try to imagine 8 lensed glasses with eight opposite colors and eight different shapes.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 14, 2010, 11:34:40 PM
Since we're talking about insects:
http://www.break.com/index/praying-mantis-tries-to-catch-mouse-pointer.html
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Captain Utopia on February 14, 2010, 11:37:18 PM
Aw, that's grotesquely adorable!
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Freeky on February 15, 2010, 12:00:03 AM
"Bitch, get in mah belleh! :argh!: "
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: BabylonHoruv on February 15, 2010, 12:42:31 AM
I always assume spiders are female since the females are way bigger than the males.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Jasper on February 15, 2010, 01:18:16 AM
I always assume spiders are servants of the dark one, assassins sent to kill me.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: ThatGreenGentleman on February 15, 2010, 02:11:41 AM
I always assume that spiders are eight legged hookers who will eat their customers heads when they get pregnant. Sort of like saying "GOD DAMN! YOU GOT ME PREGNANT! HOW AM I GONNA GET RID OF IT?!" and in their horrible mood swings they eat the head, and then be like, "I'm sorry, let's raise the kids together." and when they realize they ate the head they get angry again...  :x
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Kai on February 15, 2010, 12:35:45 PM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 14, 2010, 11:34:40 PM
Since we're talking about insects:
http://www.break.com/index/praying-mantis-tries-to-catch-mouse-pointer.html

Spiders not insects!  :argh!:
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Lies on February 15, 2010, 01:34:41 PM
Quote from: Kai on February 15, 2010, 12:35:45 PM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 14, 2010, 11:34:40 PM
Since we're talking about insects:
http://www.break.com/index/praying-mantis-tries-to-catch-mouse-pointer.html

Spiders not insects!  :argh!:

Yeah, spiders are arachnids.  :argh!:

Insects have six legs while arachnids have four pairs.

Now you know, don't do it agin!
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Soylent Green on February 15, 2010, 04:12:30 PM
Now you just gotta hope to fuck it doesn't get pregnant and lay thousands of babies =D
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 04:13:41 PM
Quote from: Kai on February 15, 2010, 12:35:45 PM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 14, 2010, 11:34:40 PM
Since we're talking about insects:
http://www.break.com/index/praying-mantis-tries-to-catch-mouse-pointer.html

Spiders not insects!  :argh!:

The proper inclusive term is "bugs".   :)
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: BabylonHoruv on February 15, 2010, 07:50:41 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on February 15, 2010, 01:34:41 PM
Quote from: Kai on February 15, 2010, 12:35:45 PM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 14, 2010, 11:34:40 PM
Since we're talking about insects:
http://www.break.com/index/praying-mantis-tries-to-catch-mouse-pointer.html

Spiders not insects!  :argh!:

Yeah, spiders are arachnids.  :argh!:

Insects have six legs while arachnids have four pairs.

Now you know, don't do it agin!

For some reason I really like spiders but other arachnids terrify me.  I don't really want a spider crawling on me, but I don't mind living with them, meanwhile ticks will keep me out of a field and a scorpion can prompt a full on shit losing.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 07:53:09 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 15, 2010, 05:56:34 PM
i favour "OhmygoditscreepyfuckinggetitawayfrommeohFUUUUUUUCKus!" which I think is the correct Latin term Doktor.

Or "crunch".

Dok,
Wears stompin' boots specifically to deal with scorpions.  And jackasses.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 15, 2010, 08:09:01 PM
Some arachnids are delicious with butter.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Chairman Risus on February 15, 2010, 08:27:11 PM
Tchaikovsky.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on February 16, 2010, 02:22:39 AM
Inspector Smellneck
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Dimocritus on February 16, 2010, 02:54:50 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on February 14, 2010, 06:14:05 PM
Quote from: dimo on February 14, 2010, 05:58:19 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on February 14, 2010, 05:54:22 PM
Thrakazog!

I second this. Though, I believe it's spelled Thrakorzog. I'll look it up...

Edit: Thrakkorzog is the correct spelling according to the Gelatin Dimension Baby Naming Book.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZVjn2GeG08
The green guy is Thrakazog

I know who it is. Where do you think I got my current avatar? He's cooler in the comics (though, that episode is one of the better animated episods).
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Cramulus on February 16, 2010, 04:21:18 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on February 16, 2010, 02:22:39 AM
Inspector Smellneck

:lulz:
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 16, 2010, 09:39:00 AM
PLEASE TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR SIG  :x
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Triple Zero on February 16, 2010, 11:53:33 AM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 16, 2010, 09:39:00 AM
PLEASE TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR SIG  :x

ow sorry I wasn't thinking. is it really that scary even with the cute sunglasses? :(
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Triple Zero on February 16, 2010, 11:54:17 AM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 16, 2010, 10:36:25 AM
what are you feeding it 000? Do you know if it is a female?

I dunno, I haven't seen it in a couple of days, I guess it's wandering around the house and eating tiny bits of dust or something?
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 16, 2010, 04:41:05 PM
it's eating little bugs and your sweets in the cupboard.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Triple Zero on February 16, 2010, 08:52:32 PM
Good. It doesn't look like one that builds webs though, so I guess it's not going to catch much mosquitos for me ... But they won't be here until the summer anyway.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 16, 2010, 10:51:20 PM
i have decided that instead of removing it from your sig i will stare at it until i get creeped out and then continue scrolling
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Triple Zero on February 18, 2010, 07:32:16 AM
ok hey and where does the belgian bee talking tits in your sig come from btw?
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 18, 2010, 07:34:39 AM
no clue ...i googled the word to see what it meant (TITS!) and that pic came up as a result!
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Triple Zero on February 18, 2010, 07:41:01 AM
awesome! so uh why did you google it in the first place?
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 18, 2010, 08:03:00 AM
cause i saw this little comic thingy and there was a king making a speech and all he said was TETTEN over and over again and then all the people followed him and i wondered what it meant  :D


i tried to find it but now i cant :(

FOUND
(http://pr0n.be/jeroom/ridder_bauknecht/Arthur.jpg)
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Triple Zero on February 18, 2010, 08:34:03 AM
Yes. Belgian humour at its finest :D
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Freeky on February 18, 2010, 04:32:42 PM
What's it translate to?
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 04:33:57 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 18, 2010, 04:32:42 PM
What's it translate to?

Something about waffles.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 18, 2010, 04:44:40 PM
knight ,who is that old man?

silence, DOODSNAME! That is King Arthur. He will address the people...


TITS!

TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS
TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS

TITS

TITS!

I will follow that man! As of now his will is my way!



... lol thats the best i could do
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Freeky on February 18, 2010, 04:47:52 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 18, 2010, 04:49:19 PM
One of my friends has a pet tarantula in the dorms that he named Ba'al. One of these days I will handle it, but not today.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Triple Zero on February 18, 2010, 04:50:44 PM
:mittens: flawless translation, Fred!
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Kai on February 19, 2010, 02:45:20 AM
Agelenidae!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agelenidae

As for what species, I wouldn't know. 000 probably could figure it out.

That family contains the hobo spider, so I would be careful if I were you, 000.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 19, 2010, 03:16:57 AM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 18, 2010, 07:34:39 AM
no clue ...i googled the word to see what it meant (TITS!) and that pic came up as a result!

Heeeee! I always wondered what it meant.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: BabylonHoruv on February 19, 2010, 08:43:46 PM
Quote from: Kai on February 19, 2010, 02:45:20 AM
Agelenidae!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agelenidae

As for what species, I wouldn't know. 000 probably could figure it out.

That family contains the hobo spider, so I would be careful if I were you, 000.

Why is it called the Hobo Spider?
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: . on February 19, 2010, 10:08:58 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on February 19, 2010, 08:43:46 PM
Quote from: Kai on February 19, 2010, 02:45:20 AM
Agelenidae!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agelenidae

As for what species, I wouldn't know. 000 probably could figure it out.

That family contains the hobo spider, so I would be careful if I were you, 000.

Why is it called the Hobo Spider?

Because they squat in your house when your on vacation and drink all your booze.  :lulz:
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 20, 2010, 06:10:53 AM
Quote from: Cainad on February 18, 2010, 04:49:19 PM
One of my friends has a pet tarantula in the dorms that he named Ba'al. One of these days I will handle it, but not today.

I had a Chilean rose hair. He lived for 8 years (after I rescued him).
His name was Buttons.

He was nice.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: Jasper on February 20, 2010, 06:29:40 AM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 19, 2010, 10:08:58 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on February 19, 2010, 08:43:46 PM
Quote from: Kai on February 19, 2010, 02:45:20 AM
Agelenidae!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agelenidae

As for what species, I wouldn't know. 000 probably could figure it out.

That family contains the hobo spider, so I would be careful if I were you, 000.

Why is it called the Hobo Spider?

Because they squat in your house when your on vacation and drink all your booze.  :lulz:

It actually comes from their tendency to play haunting arias on the harmonica whilst illegally securing passage on trains.
Title: Re: HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)
Post by: . on February 21, 2010, 08:00:21 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 20, 2010, 06:29:40 AM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 19, 2010, 10:08:58 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on February 19, 2010, 08:43:46 PM
Quote from: Kai on February 19, 2010, 02:45:20 AM
Agelenidae!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agelenidae

As for what species, I wouldn't know. 000 probably could figure it out.

That family contains the hobo spider, so I would be careful if I were you, 000.

Why is it called the Hobo Spider?

Because they squat in your house when your on vacation and drink all your booze.  :lulz:

It actually comes from their tendency to play haunting arias on the harmonica whilst illegally securing passage on trains.

:lulz: