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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Iason Ouabache on February 16, 2010, 07:25:56 AM

Title: John Mayer's Racist Penis
Post by: Iason Ouabache on February 16, 2010, 07:25:56 AM
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2686353/john_mayer_on_black_women_in_playboy.html?cat=9

QuoteFor a guy with such skills with a guitar, John Mayer seems to be quite the virtuoso at saying things that more than annoy people. His recent remarks about black women in Playboy magazine are just the latest example of his lack of couth. Not only does he compare having sex with Jessica Simpson to a drug addiction (probably not the most flattering of comparisons, especially when uttered with such gutter-ridden eloquence) but the Grammy-winning singer/songwriter told Playboy had a discriminatory penis when it came to black women. America isn't that "post-racial" yet...

When asked if black women threw themselves at him, the 32-year-old guitarist told Playboy: "I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separate from my dick..."

:facepalm:
Title: Re: John Mayer's Racist Penis
Post by: Suu on February 16, 2010, 04:33:31 PM
Quote from: Jason Wabash on February 16, 2010, 07:25:56 AM
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2686353/john_mayer_on_black_women_in_playboy.html?cat=9

QuoteFor a guy with such skills with a guitar, John Mayer seems to be quite the virtuoso at saying things that more than annoy people. His recent remarks about black women in Playboy magazine are just the latest example of his lack of couth. Not only does he compare having sex with Jessica Simpson to a drug addiction (probably not the most flattering of comparisons, especially when uttered with such gutter-ridden eloquence) but the Grammy-winning singer/songwriter told Playboy had a discriminatory penis when it came to black women. America isn't that "post-racial" yet...

When asked if black women threw themselves at him, the 32-year-old guitarist told Playboy: "I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separate from my dick..."

:facepalm:

Um. Wow. I hate him enough, so this is just the icing on the cake.
Title: Re: John Mayer's Racist Penis
Post by: Elder Iptuous on February 16, 2010, 04:39:16 PM
 :lulz:
oh holy shit....
i'm not clicking that article at work...
but it does have illustrations, right?
like of his dick standing at attention with a swastika and jack boots and all, right?
or perhaps a little white hooded condom on?
Title: Re: John Mayer's Racist Penis
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 16, 2010, 04:52:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYDy57JPg40
Title: Re: John Mayer's Racist Penis
Post by: hooplala on February 16, 2010, 04:57:36 PM
To be fair, sexual attraction is not open to reason.  We are attracted to who we are attracted to.
Title: Re: John Mayer's Racist Penis
Post by: E.O.T. on February 16, 2010, 04:57:44 PM
I'VE NEVER

          Heard of this guy

WHY

          Do men so often refer to their cock as a seperate person?
Title: Re: John Mayer's Racist Penis
Post by: -Kel- on February 16, 2010, 05:05:39 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on February 16, 2010, 04:39:16 PM
:lulz:
oh holy shit....
i'm not clicking that article at work...
but it does have illustrations, right?
like of his dick standing at attention with a swastika and jack boots and all, right?
or perhaps a little white hooded condom on?


I want a drawing of this......NOW
Title: Re: John Mayer's Racist Penis
Post by: Captain Utopia on February 16, 2010, 05:07:38 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 16, 2010, 04:57:44 PM
          Do men so often refer to their cock as a seperate person?
I dunno, but growing up, I had a friend who named his "Wilbur".
Title: Re: John Mayer's Racist Penis
Post by: Elder Iptuous on February 16, 2010, 05:18:36 PM
Quote from: FP on February 16, 2010, 05:07:38 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 16, 2010, 04:57:44 PM
          Do men so often refer to their cock as a seperate person?
I dunno, but growing up, I had a friend who named his "Wilbur".
Was it Terrific?  Radiant?  Humble?
:lol:
Title: Re: John Mayer's Racist Penis
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 16, 2010, 05:21:36 PM
I guess this means my vagina is racist. :(

What a cunt!
Title: Re: John Mayer's Racist Penis
Post by: LMNO on February 16, 2010, 07:05:49 PM
He's an idiot that tried to make a sexual joke that crossed many realm of "inappropriate" to say something that many people say: "My libido is not universal."

He should be lambasted for being an idiot and not realizing what his statement would appear as.

He should not be condemned for having turn-ons.
Title: Re: John Mayer's Racist Penis
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2010, 07:06:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 16, 2010, 07:05:49 PM
He's an idiot that tried to make a sexual joke that crossed many realm of "inappropriate" to say something that many people say: "My libido is not universal."

He should be lambasted for being an idiot and not realizing what his statement would appear as.

He should not be condemned for having turn-ons.

He should be condemned for what he did to Tom Petty.  You only have to hang him once.
Title: Re: John Mayer's Racist Penis
Post by: Suu on February 16, 2010, 07:14:27 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 16, 2010, 04:57:44 PM
I'VE NEVER

          Heard of this guy

WHY

          Do men so often refer to their cock as a seperate person?


A lot of men will claim that their johnson has a mind of it's own. Whereas it doesn't....


...because a man's brain is really in the head of his penis anyway.
Title: Re: John Mayer's Racist Penis
Post by: Suu on February 16, 2010, 07:16:01 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 16, 2010, 05:21:36 PM
I guess this means my vagina is racist. :(

What a cunt!

ICWUTUDIDTHAR
Title: Re: John Mayer's Racist Penis
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 16, 2010, 07:32:12 PM
I don't see what the big deal is. Anyone getting offended by what he said is probably just LOOKING for something to be offended by.

that said...

Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2010, 07:06:43 PM
He should be condemned for what he did to Tom Petty.  You only have to hang him once.

this, in spades.
Title: Re: John Mayer's Racist Penis
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 16, 2010, 07:41:04 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on February 16, 2010, 07:32:12 PM
I don't see what the big deal is. Anyone getting offended by what he said is probably just LOOKING for something to be offended by.

that said...

Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2010, 07:06:43 PM
He should be condemned for what he did to Tom Petty.  You only have to hang him once.

this, in spades.

Yeah, it's one of those situations where if he'd been talking about liking big asses instead of white girls it wouldn't have been mentioned at all. But race is such a hot button everyone gets all up in arms when a white guy says anything about race. Sure, he was crass. But it's fucking Playboy, it's not like your grandma's going to be reading it. Well, maybe she is, but in that case she shouldn't be offended by a little crassness.

Just imagine if it were Snoop Dogg saying the same thing:

"I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a member of Nation of Islam. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' Louis Farrakhan cock. I'm going to start dating separate from my dick..."

And, OMG, further down the article it talks about him making objectifying comments about black women. IT WAS A FUCKING PLAYBOY INTERVIEW. PLAYBOY. And he didn't objectify black women, he objectified ALL women. Which, situationally and in context, is actually OK.
Title: Re: John Mayer's Racist Penis
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 17, 2010, 01:49:05 AM
Pondering this further, why did the interviewer ask if black women throw themselves at John Mayer?

What the hell led him to that question? It's a weird question. And I can hardly imagine women of any race "throwing themselves" at that guy. He's a fishface.
Title: Re: John Mayer's Racist Penis
Post by: -Kel- on February 18, 2010, 06:59:20 PM
anytime now that i hear the name john mayer or see his face i have to yell "RACIST PENIS!!"