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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Suu on February 17, 2010, 03:34:43 AM

Title: The last Kennedy says "Fuck you" to Congress.
Post by: Suu on February 17, 2010, 03:34:43 AM
Patrick Kennedy is calling it quits after 16 years.

The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations is in shock.

Republicans think they can pull another Scott Brown.

Help.
Title: Re: The last Kennedy says "Fuck you" to Congress.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on February 17, 2010, 07:25:48 AM
Evan Bayh just ducked out too, leaving the Dems up shit creek without a paddle. It looks like my next senator will be an asshole lobbyist who hasn't lived in this state during this century.  :argh!:
Title: Re: The last Kennedy says "Fuck you" to Congress.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on February 17, 2010, 06:18:05 PM
 :lulz:

Funniest decade evar!
Title: Re: The last Kennedy says "Fuck you" to Congress.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 17, 2010, 07:12:05 PM
You can hardly blame Kennedy and Bayh.

I mean, it must be very hard schlepping to and from Washington without a spine.
Title: Re: The last Kennedy says "Fuck you" to Congress.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 17, 2010, 07:15:37 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 17, 2010, 03:34:43 AM
Republicans think they can pull another Scott Brown.

Help.

Why?  It's not like the dems haven't been trying their very fucking hardest to either BE the GOP, or suck ass on the minority, for reasons which escape me entirely.

The last election was a mandate for actual change, but the dems...from the least freshman rep to the president, have spent their time in Washington treating the GOP as a required voice in policy making.

Fuck the dems.  Fuck them in their eye sockets.  They are worthless, and deserve the stomping they have coming.  After all, if I'm given a choice between the GOP and the GOP, I'm simply going to vote for Joe Walsh (for everything) and call it a day.
Title: Re: The last Kennedy says "Fuck you" to Congress.
Post by: Salty on February 17, 2010, 11:17:46 PM
Yeah, I keep seeing these headlines that suggest the dems are losing something essential in their powerplays.
Considering they've done fuck all with their Supermajority (healthcare wut?) I don't really see the problem.
Title: Re: The last Kennedy says "Fuck you" to Congress.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 04:06:29 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 17, 2010, 11:17:46 PM
Yeah, I keep seeing these headlines that suggest the dems are losing something essential in their powerplays.


Yeah, the "power" part.

The dems couldn't find their own arses with two special prosecutors and a committee hearing.  Useless fuckers.
Title: Re: The last Kennedy says "Fuck you" to Congress.
Post by: Suu on February 18, 2010, 05:25:55 PM
Yeah, but the GOP is almost whole-handedly responsible for the downfall of Rhode Island.
Title: Re: The last Kennedy says "Fuck you" to Congress.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 06:47:43 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 18, 2010, 05:25:55 PM
Yeah, but the GOP is almost whole-handedly responsible for the downfall of Rhode Island.

How so?
Title: Re:
Post by: Suu on February 19, 2010, 12:09:52 AM
Our governor is a worthless bigoted piece of shit.
Title: Re: The last Kennedy says "Fuck you" to Congress.
Post by: BabylonHoruv on February 19, 2010, 09:26:56 PM
Time for a third party perhaps?
Title: Re: The last Kennedy says "Fuck you" to Congress.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:29:22 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on February 19, 2010, 09:26:56 PM
Time for a third party perhaps?

Just because the 3rd parties are funnier doesn't mean they're better.
Title: Re: The last Kennedy says "Fuck you" to Congress.
Post by: Jasper on February 19, 2010, 09:58:35 PM
Time for approval voting.  That way more people get what they want, and I am all for people getting what they want.

Sigma,
Because getting what you ask for is often more horrible.
Title: Re: The last Kennedy says "Fuck you" to Congress.
Post by: Template on February 19, 2010, 09:59:12 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on February 19, 2010, 09:26:56 PM
Time for a third party perhaps?

I vote the bottom third of all parties.

You could sell the shoes and roast the legs.
Title: Re: The last Kennedy says "Fuck you" to Congress.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:59:44 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 19, 2010, 09:58:35 PM
Time for approval voting.  That way more people get what they want, and I am all for people getting what they want.

Sigma,
Because getting what you ask for is often more horrible.

Oh, yes.  You make me president, and I will give the American people everything they've been demanding.  And I will continue to do so long after they start screaming.
Title: Re: The last Kennedy says "Fuck you" to Congress.
Post by: Kai on February 21, 2010, 09:48:56 PM
I think the people who were doing right in Niger should help us out.
Title: Re: The last Kennedy says "Fuck you" to Congress.
Post by: Requia ☣ on February 21, 2010, 09:50:38 PM
We'd just elect the same assholes next time.
Title: Re: The last Kennedy says "Fuck you" to Congress.
Post by: Kai on February 21, 2010, 10:00:54 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 21, 2010, 09:50:38 PM
We'd just elect the same assholes next time.

Are you saying there's no end to this?
Title: Re: The last Kennedy says "Fuck you" to Congress.
Post by: Requia ☣ on February 21, 2010, 11:58:39 PM
The options are to either appoint a dictator and hope he isn't secretly an asshole, or try to convince people to stop voting for assholes.

So yeah, no end in sight.
Title: Re: The last Kennedy says "Fuck you" to Congress.
Post by: Suu on February 23, 2010, 04:50:04 PM
It's kind of frightening, isn't it?
Title: Re: The last Kennedy says "Fuck you" to Congress.
Post by: Cain on February 23, 2010, 04:55:36 PM
Weimar Republic, here we go (http://kunstler.com/blog/2010/02/were-weimar.html)!
Title: Re: The last Kennedy says "Fuck you" to Congress.
Post by: BabylonHoruv on February 24, 2010, 10:25:31 AM
US as Weimar is an interesting response to the Obama=Hitler crowd.