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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: President Television on February 18, 2010, 02:57:39 AM

Title: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: President Television on February 18, 2010, 02:57:39 AM
SHIT JUST GOT REAL:
http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html

Beat this:
(http://files.myfrogbag.com/2anzvrh7sm7705x/Robot%20Unicorn%20Attack%20-%20A%20Free%20Online%20Flash%20Game%20From%20Adult%20Swim2.png)
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Pariah on February 18, 2010, 03:03:20 AM
Fuck you.


42992.
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Jasper on February 18, 2010, 03:12:17 AM
Your dreams did not come true.  Do not run into walls or you will die.

NEW SIG LINE.
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: -Kel- on February 18, 2010, 04:41:44 AM
25430...how do you turn off the erasure music?
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: President Television on February 18, 2010, 04:42:50 AM
Quote from: -Kel- on February 18, 2010, 04:41:44 AM
25430...how do you turn off the erasure music?

Do your speakers have a volume knob?
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Freeky on February 18, 2010, 04:48:00 AM
I like this song.
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Mork on February 18, 2010, 04:55:27 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN CHAOS on February 18, 2010, 04:42:50 AM
Quote from: -Kel- on February 18, 2010, 04:41:44 AM
25430...how do you turn off the erasure music?

Do your speakers have a volume knob?

Smash your head into your desk until you pass out. It really works.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: President Television on February 18, 2010, 04:57:24 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 18, 2010, 04:48:00 AM
I like this song.

ALWAYS
I WANT TO BE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY
HARMONY
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Freeky on February 18, 2010, 05:06:38 AM
What? It fits the game.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: President Television on February 18, 2010, 05:10:30 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 18, 2010, 05:06:38 AM
What? It fits the game.  :lulz:

I know. I like it too.

I think this game is slowly turning me homosexual. I don't really mind.
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Freeky on February 18, 2010, 05:12:47 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN CHAOS on February 18, 2010, 05:10:30 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 18, 2010, 05:06:38 AM
What? It fits the game.  :lulz:

I know. I like it too.

I think this game is slowly turning me homosexual. I don't really mind.

I, thankfully, am immune to its fagtastic (this is a compliment) powers, as I am already female, and a hippie to boot.
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: President Television on February 18, 2010, 05:14:23 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 18, 2010, 05:12:47 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN CHAOS on February 18, 2010, 05:10:30 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 18, 2010, 05:06:38 AM
What? It fits the game.  :lulz:

I know. I like it too.

I think this game is slowly turning me homosexual. I don't really mind.

I, thankfully, am immune to its fagtastic (this is a compliment) powers, as I am already female, and a hippie to boot.

Have you gotten far enough to see the dolphins?

EDIT: Damn this is addictive. Once you play for long enough, you get into an almost zen-like trance where you don't even think and you just automatically react.
(http://files.myfrogbag.com/2anzvrh7sm7705x/Robot%20Unicorn%20Attack%20-%20A%20Free%20Online%20Flash%20Game%20From%20Adult%20Swim3.png)
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Freeky on February 18, 2010, 05:30:38 AM
Yes, wtf is that dolphin?
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: President Television on February 18, 2010, 05:36:31 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 18, 2010, 05:30:38 AM
Yes, wtf is that dolphin?

They show up every 5,000 points you get, in increasing numbers. So for 5,000 you see one, 10,000 you see two, 15,000 you see three, etc.
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 18, 2010, 05:43:48 AM
man i suck at this
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Freeky on February 18, 2010, 05:45:05 AM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 18, 2010, 05:43:48 AM
man i suck at this

Me too, no worries. :lol:
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 18, 2010, 05:57:46 AM
YAY GETTING BETTER
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Iason Ouabache on February 18, 2010, 06:55:41 AM
 :argh!: CURSE YOU FOR LINKING TO THIS ADDICTIVE GAME!!!
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Elder Iptuous on February 18, 2010, 02:07:57 PM
does the level just go on forever?
my dreams never come true....
:cry:
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: -Kel- on February 18, 2010, 03:08:12 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 18, 2010, 04:48:00 AM
I like this song.

i like it too, erasure is a great band, it just plays over and over. Also i was listening to different music at the time.
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: -Kel- on February 18, 2010, 05:47:44 PM
THE SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Freeky on February 18, 2010, 05:49:28 PM
ALWAYS,
I WANT TO BE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY
OH LAWD!
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Elder Iptuous on February 18, 2010, 05:56:12 PM
my cube-mate says to give a hearty 'fuckyou' to whoever got the song stuck in my head....
:lol:
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: -Kel- on February 18, 2010, 06:57:06 PM
BASTARDS!!!!

game is blocked at my work (this is probably a very good thing)
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: -Kel- on February 18, 2010, 08:40:22 PM
62580 getting better!

this game make me happy and think of starlight

(http://living.morethan.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/starlight.png)
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 18, 2010, 10:34:20 PM
this song was stuck in my head all day and i was singing it in the smoothie line and the guy behind me yelled OMG ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and i lolled
the end
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Freeky on February 19, 2010, 12:17:50 AM
That is so funny. :lol:
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Triple Zero on February 19, 2010, 12:34:14 AM
Quote from: -Kel- on February 18, 2010, 08:40:22 PM
62580 getting better!

this game make me happy and think of starlight

(http://living.morethan.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/starlight.png)

I see someone already snapped its neck.
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Nast on February 19, 2010, 12:42:53 AM
Well now I know what I'm doing for the rest of the day.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 19, 2010, 01:13:42 AM
i cant pass 30000 :(
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: President Television on February 19, 2010, 02:18:08 AM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on February 19, 2010, 01:13:42 AM
i cant pass 30000 :(

Use the horse.
                      \
(http://www.razor-gator.com/obi_wan_kenobi.jpg)
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Elder Iptuous on February 19, 2010, 02:19:08 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 20, 2010, 06:12:58 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Zenpeanut on February 20, 2010, 06:22:18 AM
Tips for Fred and anyone else having trouble:

You can do the rainbow charge thing more than once when you're in the air

also, holding down the jump button lets you jump way farther than just tapping it, so you get more control that way.
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Dysnomia on March 01, 2010, 04:05:32 PM
HOLD ON TO THE NIGHT THERE WILL BE NO SHAAAAMEEEE!  ALWAYS I WANT TO BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE!
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Dysnomia on March 01, 2010, 04:10:44 PM
Quote from: CAPTAIN USA on February 18, 2010, 05:14:23 AM


EDIT: Damn this is addictive. Once you play for long enough, you get into an almost zen-like trance where you don't even think and you just automatically react.



THIS


Also, I sing the music while playing  :D
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 01, 2010, 04:28:29 PM
Quote from: Zenpeanut on February 20, 2010, 06:22:18 AM
Tips for Fred and anyone else having trouble:

You can do the rainbow charge thing more than once when you're in the air

also, holding down the jump button lets you jump way farther than just tapping it, so you get more control that way.

also, you have seen that you can jump and then jump again before touching the ground.
however if you do the rainbow dash, that has the same effect as touching the ground allowing you to jump again...
you can essentially fly through the levels....
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 01, 2010, 04:48:38 PM
i notice i do better when i sing along. also i cant get past 45000 now  :sad:
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 01, 2010, 05:12:42 PM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on March 01, 2010, 04:48:38 PM
i notice i do better when i sing along. also i cant get past 45000 now  :sad:

that's a feature, not a bug.
you must sing louder to get past 45,000....
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 01, 2010, 05:17:38 PM
 :x i think you're right
i sang louder and got 48000

GONNA OPERA STRENGTH SING NAO
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Dysnomia on March 02, 2010, 04:46:25 AM
HOLD ONNNNNNNNNNN TO THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!   YOU WILL FEEL NO SHAME!
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: NotPublished on March 02, 2010, 04:55:48 AM
I only played it for 10 minutes and the song won't get out of my head and I'm having cravings to play it :x
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: President Television on March 02, 2010, 06:06:44 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on March 02, 2010, 04:55:48 AM
I only played it for 10 minutes and the song won't get out of my head and I'm having cravings to play it :x

This is good, give in to your impulses. LET IT CONSUME YOUR BEING.
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Dimocritus on March 02, 2010, 06:10:59 AM
16246  :sad:
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 02, 2010, 03:05:48 PM
66042! rah!
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 02, 2010, 03:20:12 PM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on March 02, 2010, 03:05:48 PM
66042! rah!

This is good.
You will achieve Harmony soon.
Points will melt into meaninglessness.
Your Dreams will come true.
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: President Television on March 02, 2010, 04:18:15 PM
Somebody should make Mutant Pegasus Strike with death metal.
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Freeky on March 02, 2010, 04:18:49 PM
Quote from: CAPTAIN USA on March 02, 2010, 04:18:15 PM
Somebody should make Mutant Pegasus Strike with death metal.

You should go suggest that to them.
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Eater of Clowns on March 02, 2010, 09:44:40 PM
Yesterday I was cooking hominy and I kept singing:

Always,
I want to be with you
and make believe with you.
I'm cooking hominy, hominy.

I played this game once.  For 30 seconds.
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: NotPublished on March 02, 2010, 09:45:49 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: Its bad isn't it
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2010, 09:51:06 PM
Quote from: EoC on March 02, 2010, 09:44:40 PM
Yesterday I was cooking hominy and I kept singing:

Always,
I want to be with you
and make believe with you.
I'm cooking hominy, hominy.

I played this game once.  For 30 seconds.

Oh, God.  Poor Elton.
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 02, 2010, 09:53:21 PM
ELTON?

isnt that song by erasure? or something?
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2010, 09:54:43 PM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on March 02, 2010, 09:53:21 PM
ELTON?

isnt that song by erasure? or something?

:gheyforum:
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: President Television on March 02, 2010, 11:27:39 PM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on March 02, 2010, 09:53:21 PM
ELTON?

isnt that song by erasure? or something?

Yes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSMeUPFjQHc
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Roaring Biscuit! on March 03, 2010, 12:19:06 AM
i love that video so hard
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Dysnomia on March 05, 2010, 03:46:47 AM
ALWAYSIWANTTOBEWITHYOUANDMAKEBELIEVEWITHYOUANDLIVEINHARMONYHARMONYOHLOVE
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: President Television on April 27, 2010, 03:35:41 AM
(http://files.myfrogbag.com/2anzvrh7sm7705x/Free%20Online%20Game%20-%20Robot%20Unicorn%20Attack%20from%20Adult%20Swim4.png)

MOTHERFUCKERS
Title: Re: Robot Unicorn Attack
Post by: Jasper on April 27, 2010, 05:14:00 AM
You people need help.