Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 04:30:12 PM

Title: Reminder: Nurse Mayhem is a fucking PIMP.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 04:30:12 PM
Winner of the first annual desert bare-knuckle boxing tourney, last Sunday.

:banana:

I wasn't told about this in advance.

:sadbanana:

All the same, Nurse Mayhem apparently smacked a bitch up and then drank absinthe while she waited for the dust to settle.

D/N/T.

:hammer:
Title: Re: Reminder: Nurse Mayhem is a fucking PIMP.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on February 18, 2010, 04:40:52 PM
:mittens:
Title: Re: Reminder: Nurse Mayhem is a fucking PIMP.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 04:42:38 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on February 18, 2010, 04:40:52 PM
:mittens:

She dropped an Eastwood on Von Melee, and survived against Evil Roomie's Ken doll Marine BF.

Title: Re: Reminder: Nurse Mayhem is a fucking PIMP.
Post by: Richter on February 18, 2010, 04:46:33 PM
Pics!  At least!  ARGH that sounds epic!

Also, surviving a fight with a Marine is an accomplishment.   
Title: Re: Reminder: Nurse Mayhem is a fucking PIMP.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 04:51:21 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 18, 2010, 04:46:33 PM
Pics!  At least!  ARGH that sounds epic!

Also, surviving a fight with a Marine is an accomplishment.   

Yeah, he got a lucky one in and winded her (which caused her to heave), but she won overall on points for the brutal ton of fisticuffs she dropped on Von Melee.

Title: Re: Reminder: Nurse Mayhem is a fucking PIMP.
Post by: Suu on February 18, 2010, 05:08:23 PM
Damnit, we never had bareknuckle boxing matches at the Monastery. This was probably a good thing for the betterment of the entire population of Providence, because it would have just spilled onto the street with swords.
Title: Re: Reminder: Nurse Mayhem is a fucking PIMP.
Post by: Richter on February 18, 2010, 05:35:27 PM
Yeah, if it didn't turn into a television - wreckign grappling match, it would escalate.

Fists - lamps - kitchen stuff - reall weapons....

Suu's right, it would end in the streets with someone screaming "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"
Title: Re: Reminder: Nurse Mayhem is a fucking PIMP.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 05:36:39 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 18, 2010, 05:35:27 PM
Yeah, if it didn't turn into a television - wreckign grappling match, it would escalate.

Fists - lamps - kitchen stuff - reall weapons....

Suu's right, it would end in the streets with someone screaming "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"

This is why they took it to the desert.

Also, no chance of domestic violence charges from humorless cops.
Title: Re: Reminder: Nurse Mayhem is a fucking PIMP.
Post by: Richter on February 18, 2010, 05:43:19 PM
Who'd believe it was all just us messing around? 
We'd be tastered, rock salted, and firehosed into the pavement, and get the book thrown at us when we revealed it was only for kicks.  People around here, most of them just don't understand FUN.
Title: Re: Reminder: Nurse Mayhem is a fucking PIMP.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 05:52:18 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 18, 2010, 05:43:19 PM
Who'd believe it was all just us messing around? 
We'd be tastered, rock salted, and firehosed into the pavement, and get the book thrown at us when we revealed it was only for kicks.  People around here, most of them just don't understand FUN.

Well, then, we'll have to educate them, come June.
Title: Re: Reminder: Nurse Mayhem is a fucking PIMP.
Post by: . on February 18, 2010, 08:55:44 PM
Hehehe, we're seriously doing it again Friday night.
"I don't want to die without a few scars."
Title: Re: Reminder: Nurse Mayhem is a fucking PIMP.
Post by: Richter on February 18, 2010, 09:11:56 PM
Getting ones from having fun is MUCH better from people actually trying to kill you.
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Post by: Suu on February 18, 2010, 09:18:28 PM
Then again it wasn't a normal day unless someone brought some sort of weapon out.
Title: Re: Reminder: Nurse Mayhem is a fucking PIMP.
Post by: . on February 18, 2010, 09:22:07 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 18, 2010, 09:11:56 PM
Getting ones from having fun is MUCH better from people actually trying to kill you.

I still like having my scars. Reminds me that I am, in fact, alive. Most of my scars are unintentional, but there are few that are self inflicted. But yes, it is much better to have fun scars than people trying to kill you scars.
Title: Re: Reminder: Nurse Mayhem is a fucking PIMP.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 09:33:38 PM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 18, 2010, 09:22:07 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 18, 2010, 09:11:56 PM
Getting ones from having fun is MUCH better from people actually trying to kill you.

I still like having my scars. Reminds me that I am, in fact, alive. Most of my scars are unintentional, but there are few that are self inflicted. But yes, it is much better to have fun scars than people trying to kill you scars.

I have a wide variety of scars, some of which are in odd places.  I don't talk about those too much.
Title: Re: Reminder: Nurse Mayhem is a fucking PIMP.
Post by: . on February 18, 2010, 09:38:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 09:33:38 PM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 18, 2010, 09:22:07 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 18, 2010, 09:11:56 PM
Getting ones from having fun is MUCH better from people actually trying to kill you.

I still like having my scars. Reminds me that I am, in fact, alive. Most of my scars are unintentional, but there are few that are self inflicted. But yes, it is much better to have fun scars than people trying to kill you scars.

I have a wide variety of scars, some of which are in odd places.  I don't talk about those too much.

Understandable. I give a vague description if ever asked about certain scars I have. The most prominent ones are always covered.
Title: Re: Reminder: Nurse Mayhem is a fucking PIMP.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 09:45:59 PM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 18, 2010, 09:38:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 09:33:38 PM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 18, 2010, 09:22:07 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 18, 2010, 09:11:56 PM
Getting ones from having fun is MUCH better from people actually trying to kill you.

I still like having my scars. Reminds me that I am, in fact, alive. Most of my scars are unintentional, but there are few that are self inflicted. But yes, it is much better to have fun scars than people trying to kill you scars.

I have a wide variety of scars, some of which are in odd places.  I don't talk about those too much.

Understandable. I give a vague description if ever asked about certain scars I have. The most prominent ones are always covered.

I have a 6" shrapnel scar on my gut, and all the rest are Sexhurt™ related.
Title: Re: Reminder: Nurse Mayhem is a fucking PIMP.
Post by: . on February 18, 2010, 09:47:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 09:45:59 PM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 18, 2010, 09:38:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 09:33:38 PM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 18, 2010, 09:22:07 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 18, 2010, 09:11:56 PM
Getting ones from having fun is MUCH better from people actually trying to kill you.

I still like having my scars. Reminds me that I am, in fact, alive. Most of my scars are unintentional, but there are few that are self inflicted. But yes, it is much better to have fun scars than people trying to kill you scars.

I have a wide variety of scars, some of which are in odd places.  I don't talk about those too much.

Understandable. I give a vague description if ever asked about certain scars I have. The most prominent ones are always covered.

I have a 6" shrapnel scar on my gut, and all the rest are Sexhurt™ related.

I remember you talking about the shrapnel scar. Does Maria beat you in bed?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Reminder: Nurse Mayhem is a fucking PIMP.
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 09:48:03 PM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 18, 2010, 09:47:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 09:45:59 PM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 18, 2010, 09:38:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 09:33:38 PM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 18, 2010, 09:22:07 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 18, 2010, 09:11:56 PM
Getting ones from having fun is MUCH better from people actually trying to kill you.

I still like having my scars. Reminds me that I am, in fact, alive. Most of my scars are unintentional, but there are few that are self inflicted. But yes, it is much better to have fun scars than people trying to kill you scars.

I have a wide variety of scars, some of which are in odd places.  I don't talk about those too much.

Understandable. I give a vague description if ever asked about certain scars I have. The most prominent ones are always covered.

I have a 6" shrapnel scar on my gut, and all the rest are Sexhurt™ related.

I remember you talking about the shrapnel scar. Does Maria beat you in bed?  :lulz:

Wooooooooooooo!
Title: Re: Reminder: Nurse Mayhem is a fucking PIMP.
Post by: . on February 18, 2010, 09:54:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 09:48:03 PM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 18, 2010, 09:47:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 09:45:59 PM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 18, 2010, 09:38:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 18, 2010, 09:33:38 PM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 18, 2010, 09:22:07 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 18, 2010, 09:11:56 PM
Getting ones from having fun is MUCH better from people actually trying to kill you.

I still like having my scars. Reminds me that I am, in fact, alive. Most of my scars are unintentional, but there are few that are self inflicted. But yes, it is much better to have fun scars than people trying to kill you scars.

I have a wide variety of scars, some of which are in odd places.  I don't talk about those too much.

Understandable. I give a vague description if ever asked about certain scars I have. The most prominent ones are always covered.

I have a 6" shrapnel scar on my gut, and all the rest are Sexhurt™ related.

I remember you talking about the shrapnel scar. Does Maria beat you in bed?  :lulz:

Wooooooooooooo!

:lulz: