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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: President Television on February 19, 2010, 02:12:20 AM

Title: Doodling in class? Prison for you!
Post by: President Television on February 19, 2010, 02:12:20 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/02/18/new.york.doodle.arrest/index.html?section=cnn_latest

Quote(CNN) -- There was no profanity, no hate. Just the words, "I love my friends Abby and Faith. Lex was here 2/1/10 :)" scrawled on the classroom desk with a green marker.

QuoteAlexa's hands were cuffed behind her back, and tears gushed as she was escorted from school in front of teachers and -- the worst audience of all for a preadolescent girl -- her classmates.

"They put the handcuffs on me, and I couldn't believe it," Alexa recalled. "I didn't want them to see me being handcuffed, thinking I'm a bad person."

:horrormirth: Need I say anything else?
Title: Re: Doodling in class? Prison for you!
Post by: Requia ☣ on February 19, 2010, 02:23:33 AM
What happened to making the kid clean the whole classroom?   :?
Title: Re: Doodling in class? Prison for you!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 19, 2010, 02:23:55 AM
BUT SHE'S A VANDAL!
Title: Re: Doodling in class? Prison for you!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on February 19, 2010, 02:25:17 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 19, 2010, 02:23:33 AM
What happened to making the kid clean the whole classroom?   :?

Now that's just excessive.
Title: Re: Doodling in class? Prison for you!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 19, 2010, 02:47:41 AM
YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK, FOLKS!  :lol:
Title: Re: Doodling in class? Prison for you!
Post by: Richter on February 19, 2010, 02:09:29 PM
What happened to just tasering the kids?  I thought that was the "in" thing to do now. 
Title: Re: Doodling in class? Prison for you!
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 02:13:29 PM
Quote from: CAPTAIN CHAOS on February 19, 2010, 02:12:20 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/02/18/new.york.doodle.arrest/index.html?section=cnn_latest

Quote(CNN) -- There was no profanity, no hate. Just the words, "I love my friends Abby and Faith. Lex was here 2/1/10 :)" scrawled on the classroom desk with a green marker.

QuoteAlexa's hands were cuffed behind her back, and tears gushed as she was escorted from school in front of teachers and -- the worst audience of all for a preadolescent girl -- her classmates.

"They put the handcuffs on me, and I couldn't believe it," Alexa recalled. "I didn't want them to see me being handcuffed, thinking I'm a bad person."

:horrormirth: Need I say anything else?

This is what the American people have been demanding.
Title: Re: Doodling in class? Prison for you!
Post by: Jenne on February 23, 2010, 07:50:13 PM
It's amazing what people get away with these days.  Jesus fucking christ.  If I was the arresting officer, I'd have given the school this:

:spag2:

...and flipped them off as I got back in my squadcar.

Title: Re: Doodling in class? Prison for you!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 26, 2010, 07:34:51 AM
My friend's 6th-grader got detention yesterday for mistakenly using the wrong construction paper in his project.

DETENTION. Because he was confused by the poorly-worded directions the teacher had written.

What happened to grading? Maybe give the kid a C on the project and explain why?
Title: Re: Doodling in class? Prison for you!
Post by: Jenne on February 26, 2010, 07:37:26 AM
No no no--I got one BETTER--my kid got detention because *I* didn't sign a paper he had to turn in.  I FORGOT to sign it, he stays in for lunch.  So MY mistake got MY kid detention.

Sins of the father/mother, or what?

Title: Re: Doodling in class? Prison for you!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 26, 2010, 07:38:57 AM
WHAT THE HELL.

That's flat-out bullshit. And, I know from experience, it's really hard to get these shitheads fired.
Title: Re: Doodling in class? Prison for you!
Post by: Requia ☣ on February 26, 2010, 08:04:53 AM
http://exiledonline.com/the-paranoid-states-of-america-12-year-old-girl-arrested-for-doodling-a-week-after-25-high-schoolers-arrested-for-food-fight/

The Exiled's coverage is amusing.  Apparently New york just trained 5000 officers to arrest schoolchildren, but because of budget cuts only has 3000 school counselors.
Title: Re: Doodling in class? Prison for you!
Post by: Jenne on February 26, 2010, 05:38:22 PM
Why teach chlidren if you can imprison them?

Come on, Folks, the prison system is BIG BUSINESS these days!
Title: Re: Doodling in class? Prison for you!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 26, 2010, 06:06:15 PM
SAVE OUR ECONOMY

IMPRISON CHILDREN.
Title: Re: Doodling in class? Prison for you!
Post by: Zenpeanut on February 27, 2010, 01:58:01 AM
Advice Puppy?
Title: Re: Doodling in class? Prison for you!
Post by: Kai on February 27, 2010, 04:38:56 PM
These are just what low, poor or lack of standards will get you. Instead of expelling people for cheating, we congratulate it and instead screw over people that look, talk and act different or weird. Sure, she should have been made to take rubbing alcohol to all the desks and clean them, that would have been the right way out. But what sort of message would that have sent to other playful vandals? That it's okay to do something fun and funny once in a while, that doesn't hurt anyone? We can't have that, god forbid people in our society have uncommercial forms of /fun/!

It's all fucked.
Title: Re: Doodling in class? Prison for you!
Post by: Reginald Ret on February 28, 2010, 11:54:38 PM
Goddammit reality!
i was kidding when i said prison was better than school for kids!
STOP LISTENING TO ME!
Title: Re: Doodling in class? Prison for you!
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 01, 2010, 12:12:45 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 26, 2010, 08:04:53 AM
Apparently New york just trained 5000 officers to arrest schoolchildren

EITHER

          Land of the free.

OR

          Home of the brave.
Title: Re: Doodling in class? Prison for you!
Post by: Template on March 01, 2010, 07:06:13 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 01, 2010, 12:12:45 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 26, 2010, 08:04:53 AM
Apparently New york just trained 5000 officers to arrest schoolchildren

EITHER

          Land of the free.

OR

          Home of the brave.

:x
Title: Re: Doodling in class? Prison for you!
Post by: Triple Zero on March 01, 2010, 10:49:12 AM
some article about PRISON

http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2010/02/where-are-1-of-american-adults.html

WE PREFER TO CALL THEM "FREEDOM HOMES"

Title: Re: Doodling in class? Prison for you!
Post by: Dimocritus on March 05, 2010, 10:57:42 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 26, 2010, 06:06:15 PM
SAVE OUR ECONOMY

IMPRISON CHILDREN.

I smell memebomb/poster.

This shit furthers my desire for a "shoot myself in the face" smiley.
Title: Re: Doodling in class? Prison for you!
Post by: Bruno on March 06, 2010, 12:00:17 AM
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