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Come to Dimo...
Just where the FUCK have YOU been?
Busy. Taking three lit classes this semester. Tons o' reading plus dealing with other peoples bullshit. Group projects suck, especially when your group consists of brain-dead lazy ass-hats that want to ride your coattails to a free grade. Top it off with my retarded bass-player not knowing when it's an unapropriate time to be waving guns around.
I assure you, however, I have been quite active IRL.
An aside, that omnipoptently grinning bastard is invited, as well.
Quote from: dimo on February 19, 2010, 08:18:16 PM
Busy. Taking three lit classes this semester. Tons o' reading plus dealing with other peoples bullshit. Group projects suck, especially when your group consists of brain-dead lazy ass-hats that want to ride your coattails to a free grade. Top it off with my retarded bass-player not knowing when it's an unapropriate time to be waving guns around.
I assure you, however, I have been quite active IRL.
An aside, that omnipoptently grinning bastard is invited, as well.
It's a trap!
But is there a date on there? I assume the 10/31 doesn't mean it won't happen until Halloween.
Ahh, a date... I wonder why whoever made that flyer failed to include such an important peice of info...
It's this sunday, the 21st.
And, yes. It is a trap.
Is the dress code casual, slacker, or light assault armor?
All of the above, but nothing that you don't want ruined. We shall bathe in blood and beer untill the early hours of the morn. None shall be spared until Cthulu is satiated with our offerings of chaos and over-all weirdness.
Bring weapons?
Quote from: Suu on February 19, 2010, 10:04:50 PM
Bring weapons?
If you think you need them. Personally, I like to feel the flesh and bones and wind-pipes with my bare hands. If you do bring a weapon, make sure it's easily concealable. A nice, weighty set of brass knuckles would do fine for such close-range melee.
Dimo-
Does not condone violence. He just thinks it's kinda funny.
I'll bring shirts for those that ordered!
Quote from: Suu on February 19, 2010, 10:17:22 PM
I'll bring shirts for those that ordered!
Yeah, cool!
Ohcrap... I need to dig up some money, now. Let me call my sugar mama.
Payne, acting as my spiritual advisor, has deemed that I will be present.
I will not commit to time because I have to drive a bit and it's sandwiched between other plans.
Quote from: EoC on February 19, 2010, 10:33:21 PM
Payne, acting as my spiritual advisor, has deemed that I will be present.
I will not commit to time because I have to drive a bit and it's sandwiched between other plans.
If he truly commanded you to attend, it just goes to show that Payne hates you (jk).
Where exactly are you coming from? Really, if it's a hassle, I'm not going to be offended or anything if you don't show, so don't kill yourself or spread yourself too thin trying to get there.
Quote from: dimo on February 19, 2010, 10:37:57 PM
Quote from: EoC on February 19, 2010, 10:33:21 PM
Payne, acting as my spiritual advisor, has deemed that I will be present.
I will not commit to time because I have to drive a bit and it's sandwiched between other plans.
If he truly commanded you to attend, it just goes to show that Payne hates you (jk).
Where exactly are you coming from? Really, if it's a hassle, I'm not going to be offended or anything if you don't show, so don't kill yourself or spread yourself too thin trying to get there.
I should have plenty of time. It's a half hour or so to get there, there's a family thing at 1pm (which should be over by then) and I'd like to be in Boston by 1am for when EoCGF gets out of work.
Quote from: dimo on February 19, 2010, 10:37:57 PM
Quote from: EoC on February 19, 2010, 10:33:21 PM
Payne, acting as my spiritual advisor, has deemed that I will be present.
I will not commit to time because I have to drive a bit and it's sandwiched between other plans.
If he truly commanded you to attend, it just goes to show that Payne hates you (jk).
Actually, it goes to show I hate
you Dimo.
Quote from: EoC on February 19, 2010, 10:39:35 PM
Quote from: dimo on February 19, 2010, 10:37:57 PM
Quote from: EoC on February 19, 2010, 10:33:21 PM
Payne, acting as my spiritual advisor, has deemed that I will be present.
I will not commit to time because I have to drive a bit and it's sandwiched between other plans.
If he truly commanded you to attend, it just goes to show that Payne hates you (jk).
Where exactly are you coming from? Really, if it's a hassle, I'm not going to be offended or anything if you don't show, so don't kill yourself or spread yourself too thin trying to get there.
I should have plenty of time. It's a half hour or so to get there, there's a family thing at 1pm (which should be over by then) and I'd like to be in Boston by 1am for when EoCGF gets out of work.
Awesome! We'll get you out in time and make sure you're not too drunk to drive. You should be able to hit Boston in 45-an hour from the venue.
Quote from: Payne on February 19, 2010, 10:40:07 PM
Quote from: dimo on February 19, 2010, 10:37:57 PM
Quote from: EoC on February 19, 2010, 10:33:21 PM
Payne, acting as my spiritual advisor, has deemed that I will be present.
I will not commit to time because I have to drive a bit and it's sandwiched between other plans.
If he truly commanded you to attend, it just goes to show that Payne hates you (jk).
Actually, it goes to show I hate you Dimo.
:lulz: That means alot to me, Payne.
YOU NEED TO BE ON THE BOARDS MORE DIMO
Also it's been decided in Apple Talk that you're now one of my whores. Also, watch out formake sure you find a nice cozy box to fall asleep in later. :D
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on February 19, 2010, 11:20:46 PM
YOU NEED TO BE ON THE BOARDS MORE DIMO
Also it's been decided in Apple Talk that you're now one of my whores. Also, watch out formake sure you find a nice cozy box to fall asleep in later. :D
For the record, I've been poking around a bit in Multimedia Menace and OM, so I haven't really been absent, you're just looking in the wrong places :wink:
What the hell's a Dimo?
I don't wanna go to any shows.
I don't like fun.
Or anything for that matter.
Quote from: dimo on February 19, 2010, 11:44:51 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on February 19, 2010, 11:20:46 PM
YOU NEED TO BE ON THE BOARDS MORE DIMO
Also it's been decided in Apple Talk that you're now one of my whores. Also, watch out formake sure you find a nice cozy box to fall asleep in later. :D
For the record, I've been poking around a bit in Multimedia Menace and OM, so I haven't really been absent, you're just looking in the wrong places :wink:
:sad:
Quote from: General Anthrohilter von Ignorantdikk on February 19, 2010, 11:52:49 PM
What the hell's a Dimo?
I don't wanna go to any shows.
I don't like fun.
Or anything for that matter.
YEAH! FUN SUCKS! LET'S GET DRUNK AND
ANGRY!!!!!
HATE HATE HATE HATE KILL STAB HATE! WRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
::blastbeatsspitonaudience::
WRAAAAAAARRRAGAARRAGGAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzKeNtN3NBY
:lulz:
Okay, we'll be there. In dolemite orange. 8)
Quote from: Suu on February 21, 2010, 05:14:11 PM
Okay, we'll be there. In dolemite orange. 8)
I DO NOT LIKE ORANGE!
next time you do a cheap shirt run, any chance of a Turquoise EIMH shirt?
orange clashes with my delicate complexion.
I like your new name, Pixie.
aww thanks!
Dylan ref FTW.
threadjack over nao.
maybe.
For the record: Anyone who plans on attending, doors are at six, but bands do not start playing 'till eight, so there's no need to get down there too early. Plus, we're not sure as to what slot we have, but if I were to guess, we're going on either last or second to last. If there is any questions, Suu knows how to get in touch w/me.
Fuck your band in it's dirty ass, Dimo. The only place I'm going is Hooters tonight, to check out some high-end poon-tang and eat the hot wings.
Quote from: General Anthrohilter von Ignorantdikk on February 21, 2010, 08:36:57 PM
Fuck your band in it's dirty ass, Dimo. The only place I'm going is Hooters tonight, to check out some high-end poon-tang and eat the hot wings.
Dimo if this doesn't go in your sig you're a fool. This is the most stunning tribute to another poster I've seen in my time here.
HAHAHAH YES.
EoC thinks I'm joking here folks. I am boycotting this little shit-turd and his group of ne'er'dowell orangutans. I've heard better sounds coming out of the hyena cage at the god damn zoo. You want hear some real music? Listen to to fat-folk going at it, flesh slappin' against pure cellulite, far superior to what mr. Dimo's monkeyracket has to offer.
No shit there I was....
Dimo's band is actually pretty awesome! That is, if you like the thrashy, metal/punk scene. They're really tight and do know how to play instruments and he's really good at working the crowd. Of course also they were all drunk and I'm buzzed so..yeah.
EOC came out, local T-Shirts have been delivered, getting the rest of them out HOPEFULLY this week.
fuck you Dimo.
fuck you for making me go out and enjoy stuff.
Quote from: General Anthrohilter von Ignorantdikk on February 22, 2010, 05:26:52 AM
fuck you Dimo.
fuck you for making me go out and enjoy stuff.
My pleasure. Anything I can do to make you uncomfortable.
Seriously, though, I'm really glad you guys came out, it was good
clean fun. And it wasn't nearly as unpleasant meeting EoC than I thought it would be :D.
The shirts are awesome, and it was nice to have something dry to change into after the shirt I was wearing got covered in floor-beer.
Rock 'n Roll.
lulz@floor-beer
I was surprised at no mosh pit, but I was sooooooo ready for it.
Some good natured shoving and wrastling was about it.
I normally loathe loathe bars with live music because you can't hear anything over the music (including the music). I usually avoid these sort of things, or pop in earplugs and drink heavily.
Dimo's was the show that made me take out the earplugs. They were doing it RIGHT, and the full assault of sound and atmospheric pressure changes had to be appreciated firsthand. His band does a sort of 90's punk, reminds me a lot of the local straightedge bands from my highschool days. Very entertaining stage presence, Dimo himself walking the crowd, slaming around himself and others, and only missing lyrics once when the mic chord lasso'd him more seriously than usual. Shit like that cannot stop the dude, he was singing right where he should be a few beats later. Oh yeah, the rest of the band shares this trait. Equipment being thrown offstage, rugs being yanked out from under them, projectile violence, beers being dumped on their faces, none of it was affecting their playing.
It was weird feeling like the old dude in the crowd, but I'd still see the Parapalegics again in a heartbeat.
Quote from: Richter on February 22, 2010, 04:44:51 PM
Some good natured shoving and wrastling was about it.
I normally loathe loathe bars with live music because you can't hear anything over the music (including the music). I usually avoid these sort of things, or pop in earplugs and drink heavily.
Dimo's was the show that made me take out the earplugs. They were doing it RIGHT, and the full assault of sound and atmospheric pressure changes had to be appreciated firsthand. His band does a sort of 90's punk, reminds me a lot of the local straightedge bands from my highschool days. Very entertaining stage presence, Dimo himself walking the crowd, slaming around himself and others, and only missing lyrics once when the mic chord lasso'd him more seriously than usual. Shit like that cannot stop the dude, he was singing right where he should be a few beats later. Oh yeah, the rest of the band shares this trait. Equipment being thrown offstage, rugs being yanked out from under them, projectile violence, beers being dumped on their faces, none of it was affecting their playing.
It was weird feeling like the old dude in the crowd, but I'd still see the Parapalegics again in a heartbeat.
Thanks Richter! You shouldn't feel like the old dude, though. Not sure how old you are, but half of us are in our thirties, and the other bands are older than we are. Age is just a state of mind. That is, until all your parts start breaking and your bits do that moving around thing...
Also, keep in mind, it
was Sunday, after all. Catch us on a proper weekend and there WILL be blood.
Also, the skipped lyrics happened because I lasso'd that one guy who got too close. He ate the floor and then shrunk back into the crowd. Don't give ME any of that mosh-pit-alpha-male bullshit. I will fuck someone up.
Really, though, I'm really happy you guys came (except GS, what a caustic prick :D) and doubly so that you had a good time. Thanks again for coming, guys. It was my pleasure to physically abuse myself for your entertainment.
Next time, Richter, wear the chainmail on the
outside so people can tell what kind of serious lunatics they're dealing with.
Chainmail! :lulz:
Quote from: Suu on February 21, 2010, 05:14:11 PM
Okay, we'll be there. In dolemite orange. 8)
dolemite rocks, check out black dynomite sometime
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on February 22, 2010, 08:35:05 PM
Chainmail! :lulz:
Friendly / Subtle: my light chain, welded stainless, which hides well under a thermal or snug T shirt.
NON- friendly: 22 lbs of riveted chain, blackened rings, covered in oil and light rust. Plates attatched to shoulders, usually worn with several layers of additional padding. WILL cut your hands if you try to punch it.
Quote from: Richter on February 22, 2010, 09:54:35 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on February 22, 2010, 08:35:05 PM
Chainmail! :lulz:
Friendly / Subtle: my light chain, welded stainless, which hides well under a thermal or snug T shirt.
NON- friendly: 22 lbs of riveted chain, blackened rings, covered in oil and light rust. Plates attatched to shoulders, usually worn with several layers of additional padding. WILL cut your hands if you try to punch it.
That's what I'm talking about. We call that a "deterrent" where I'm from :lulz:
That's the thing though. If you're dressed in that stuff you LOOK like a barbed, oily tank, either no one plays with you, or they break out the heavy artillery. No armor makes you invincible, so going to the party over - armored can have it's problems.
Unless is was the zombie juggalo whatever show on before you. Weird, useless costume armor on their part would let me blend in and set stage for soem REAL fun. Khorne is not honored by the spilling of red corn syrup.
Blood for the Blood God.
The other stuff, with boots and the spring laoded braces I had on my knees / elbows, give me a subtle bit of insurance against injury.
Oh god, I walked in there when Dimo and EoC said they were terrible, and tried NOT to just burst out laughing right there by the stage. I at least waited to I was back within a safe arms reach of my Newcastle.
Quote from: Suu on February 22, 2010, 04:38:01 AM
local T-Shirts have been delivered, getting the rest of them out HOPEFULLY this week.
did bai ever get back to you about wanting one of my 2x?
i was only kidding about the retail price ;)
its a spare so i can wait until the next run
I had a good time - the shirt is awesome and Suu I'll see what I can do about getting you that shot.
Richter is the last true gentleman and had no business in the proximity of an uncouth fuck like myself.
GS is Edward Norton.
Dimo is a complete jackass on stage much to the delight of all.
Quote from: Pēleus on February 22, 2010, 11:20:18 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 22, 2010, 04:38:01 AM
local T-Shirts have been delivered, getting the rest of them out HOPEFULLY this week.
did bai ever get back to you about wanting one of my 2x?
i was only kidding about the retail price ;)
its a spare so i can wait until the next run
He didn't, so if he wants it he needs to let me know.
Quote from: EoC on February 23, 2010, 02:17:41 AM
I had a good time - the shirt is awesome and Suu I'll see what I can do about getting you that shot.
Richter is the last true gentleman and had no business in the proximity of an uncouth fuck like myself.
GS is Edward Norton.
Dimo is a complete jackass on stage much to the delight of all.
...What shot? :?
-Suu
No way was that drunk..right?
Quote from: EoC on February 23, 2010, 02:17:41 AM
I had a good time - the shirt is awesome and Suu I'll see what I can do about getting you that shot.
Richter is the last true gentleman and had no business in the proximity of an uncouth fuck like myself.
GS is Edward Norton.
Dimo is a complete jackass on stage much to the delight of all.
Well, shit :oops:
Thanks, but trust me I have my moments. Mr. Jekyl and Dr. Gonzo.
For what it's worth, you were well mannered yourself, a kindred spirit in the "This is the shit I have to put up with." trades, and have proper taste in beer from what was available.
Is it just me or was their Newcastle tap going bad?
Quote from: Richter on February 23, 2010, 01:53:48 PM
Quote from: EoC on February 23, 2010, 02:17:41 AM
I had a good time - the shirt is awesome and Suu I'll see what I can do about getting you that shot.
Richter is the last true gentleman and had no business in the proximity of an uncouth fuck like myself.
GS is Edward Norton.
Dimo is a complete jackass on stage much to the delight of all.
Well, shit :oops:
Thanks, but trust me I have my moments. Mr. Jekyl and Dr. Gonzo.
For what it's worth, you were well mannered yourself, a kindred spirit in the "This is the shit I have to put up with." trades, and have proper taste in beer from what was available.
Is it just me or was their Newcastle tap going bad?
Their gas was fucked up. Either that or the girl had no fucking idea how to pour beer.
Quote from: Suu on February 23, 2010, 04:05:21 AM
Quote from: EoC on February 23, 2010, 02:17:41 AM
I had a good time - the shirt is awesome and Suu I'll see what I can do about getting you that shot.
Richter is the last true gentleman and had no business in the proximity of an uncouth fuck like myself.
GS is Edward Norton.
Dimo is a complete jackass on stage much to the delight of all.
...What shot? :?
-Suu
No way was that drunk..right?
Sorry, shot as in photo of me wearing the shirt for your fan page.
And yeah that Newcastle wasn't very good and produced about a pitcher of head for every one beer she poured.
Quote from: Suu on February 23, 2010, 03:48:46 PM
the girl had no fucking idea how to pour beer.
This.
Why do you think I was drinking cans? Oh, yeah... cuz I'm broke. Nevremind...
Cans of just about anything is better than a bad tap, IMHO.
Quote from: EoC on February 23, 2010, 06:16:08 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 23, 2010, 04:05:21 AM
Quote from: EoC on February 23, 2010, 02:17:41 AM
I had a good time - the shirt is awesome and Suu I'll see what I can do about getting you that shot.
Richter is the last true gentleman and had no business in the proximity of an uncouth fuck like myself.
GS is Edward Norton.
Dimo is a complete jackass on stage much to the delight of all.
...What shot? :?
-Suu
No way was that drunk..right?
Sorry, shot as in photo of me wearing the shirt for your fan page.
And yeah that Newcastle wasn't very good and produced about a pitcher of head for every one beer she poured.
1PCHR/KCTP<anyotherbar=5xbrhead<NWCSTL, resulting in loss of favorable beer flavor.
P.S.
Dimo eats his own farts.
P.M.S.-
nope needs to change his shit back so people can know exactly which jackass their talking to.
Plus, GS is a jack-ass.
Suck it.