Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: E.O.T. on February 20, 2010, 01:16:41 PM

Title: HEY CALAMITY NIGEL!
Post by: E.O.T. on February 20, 2010, 01:16:41 PM
 This thread is for when yer crackin out on tha board and there's no one else there. Do with it what you will.
Title: Re: HEY CALAMITY NIGEL!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 20, 2010, 04:42:13 PM
I'm still wondering what you were doing awake all night.
Title: Re: HEY CALAMITY NIGEL!
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 20, 2010, 06:40:42 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 20, 2010, 04:42:13 PM
I'm still wondering what you were doing awake all night.

My shit is contagious.
Title: Re: HEY CALAMITY NIGEL!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 20, 2010, 08:41:56 PM
In the spirit of this thread:

This morning I ate two one-month-old soft-boiled eggs to see if they fuck up my digestive system.

If yes, then the tragic reality will be that I can no longer eat eggs of any age. And that will suck. A lot.
Title: Re: HEY CALAMITY NIGEL!
Post by: E.O.T. on March 13, 2010, 09:42:23 AM
IT'S

          1:35 something A.M.

AND

          i'm drunk and using yer thread

ALSO

          the local rag "Willamette Weekly" wanted to write an article on your 'moustache' flyer but you couldn't be bothered to call them back.

ARE YOU

          wut? too :ninja: ?
Title: Re: HEY CALAMITY NIGEL!
Post by: E.O.T. on March 13, 2010, 10:45:20 AM


HEY NIGEL

          i'm still drunk(er) and still using yer thread fer (?). i'm thinking, o.k, hot uniforms, no problem but we need like, some crazy WOMP tanks to crush civilization with and also some badass alien strikeforce as mercenary bling.

AND

          a secret weapon, like tha bomba (p.m. me that input  :ninja: )
Title: Re: HEY CALAMITY NIGEL!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2010, 06:53:34 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on March 13, 2010, 10:45:20 AM


HEY NIGEL

         i'm still drunk(er) and still using yer thread fer (?). i'm thinking, o.k, hot uniforms, no problem but we need like, some crazy WOMP tanks to crush civilization with and also some badass alien strikeforce as mercenary bling.

AND

         a secret weapon, like tha bomba (p.m. me that input  :ninja: )

You have got to be hung-over as hell this morning. :lulz: I went to bed at ten, got up at 7 and feel dandy.

I am always in favor of hot uniforms. Hook me up.
Title: Re: HEY CALAMITY NIGEL!
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2010, 07:04:15 PM
This morning I was woken up by 5 different managers, each one breathelessly wanting to tell me about the problem a foreman had already told me about, and that had been fixed a full FIVE HOURS EARLIER.  YOU FUCKING BASTARDS.

This fucking shit will NOT be tolerated.  Since I can't have the sleep I desperately need, then they get NO FUCKING HVAC FOR A WEEK.  Freeze in your offices in the morning, and cook in them at noon, piggies.  Fucking bastards.  I'm going to enjoy this shit.
Title: Re: HEY CALAMITY NIGEL!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2010, 08:41:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2010, 07:04:15 PM
This morning I was woken up by 5 different managers, each one breathelessly wanting to tell me about the problem a foreman had already told me about, and that had been fixed a full FIVE HOURS EARLIER.  YOU FUCKING BASTARDS.

This fucking shit will NOT be tolerated.  Since I can't have the sleep I desperately need, then they get NO FUCKING HVAC FOR A WEEK.  Freeze in your offices in the morning, and cook in them at noon, piggies.  Fucking bastards.  I'm going to enjoy this shit.

:lulz: I wish you could record their misery.
Title: Re: HEY CALAMITY NIGEL!
Post by: Storebrand on March 14, 2010, 05:44:15 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on March 13, 2010, 10:45:20 AM


HEY NIGEL

          i'm still drunk(er) and still using yer thread fer (?). i'm thinking, o.k, hot uniforms, no problem but we need like, some crazy WOMP tanks to crush civilization with and also some badass alien strikeforce as mercenary bling.

AND

          a secret weapon, like tha bomba (p.m. me that input  :ninja: )

Bombe - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombe  /   Bomba -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bomba

I read this and lol'd.