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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 20, 2010, 06:04:13 PM

Title: Arrest Warrant + Totally Insane Fundie = Hilarity
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 20, 2010, 06:04:13 PM
http://www.spike.com/video/wow-nerd-gets/3182414

They need to start playing Benny Hill music when they pull out the TASER.
Title: Re: Arrest Warrant + Totally Insane Fundie = Hilarity
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 20, 2010, 06:12:25 PM
 :lulz:

INCOMPETENT COPS ITT
Title: Re: Arrest Warrant + Totally Insane Fundie = Hilarity
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 20, 2010, 06:24:58 PM
"I er... uh... didn't actually read the warrant..."
Title: Re: Arrest Warrant + Totally Insane Fundie = Hilarity
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 20, 2010, 06:28:23 PM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 20, 2010, 06:24:58 PM
"I er... uh... didn't actually read the warrant..."

:lulz:

Plus, two beefy cops with tazer, ALREADY HAVE THE GUY DOWN, and he GETS AWAY.

Those cops should be forced to turn in their guy cards.
Title: Re: Arrest Warrant + Totally Insane Fundie = Hilarity
Post by: President Television on February 20, 2010, 06:44:10 PM
That'll teach them to fuck with YAHWEH! YAHWEH!!!
Title: Re: Arrest Warrant + Totally Insane Fundie = Hilarity
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 20, 2010, 06:44:43 PM
Quote from: CAPTAIN CHAOS on February 20, 2010, 06:44:10 PM
That'll teach them to fuck with YAHWEH! YAHWEH!!!

I REJECT YOUR DEMON QUEEN!
Title: Re: Arrest Warrant + Totally Insane Fundie = Hilarity
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 20, 2010, 06:46:59 PM
I love how EITHER of those guys could have picked the dude up like a sack of potatoes, but instead sort of poked at him helplessly and then tasered him.

Also, aren't police required to tell the arrestee what they're being arrested for?
Title: Re: Arrest Warrant + Totally Insane Fundie = Hilarity
Post by: President Television on February 20, 2010, 06:49:40 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 20, 2010, 06:46:59 PM
I love how EITHER of those guys could have picked the dude up like a sack of potatoes, but instead sort of poked at him helplessly and then tasered him.

No human flesh or electric witch-stick can oppress the righteous.
Title: Re: Arrest Warrant + Totally Insane Fundie = Hilarity
Post by: Reginald Ret on February 21, 2010, 01:57:05 AM
Good to keep in mind:
To get tasered they need to let you go.

Otherwise they get shocked too, right?
Title: Re: Arrest Warrant + Totally Insane Fundie = Hilarity
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 21, 2010, 07:40:17 AM
Quote from: Regret on February 21, 2010, 01:57:05 AM
Good to keep in mind:
To get tasered they need to let you go.

Otherwise they get shocked too, right?


ohh, lovely point, yes.
Title: Re: Arrest Warrant + Totally Insane Fundie = Hilarity
Post by: Dr. Paes on February 21, 2010, 09:20:04 AM
This man is my new hero.
Title: Re: Arrest Warrant + Totally Insane Fundie = Hilarity
Post by: NWC on February 21, 2010, 11:51:55 AM
holy goddamn yes
Title: Re: Arrest Warrant + Totally Insane Fundie = Hilarity
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 21, 2010, 01:20:29 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 20, 2010, 06:46:59 PM
I love how EITHER of those guys could have picked the dude up like a sack of potatoes, but instead sort of poked at him helplessly and then tasered him.

Also, aren't police required to tell the arrestee what they're being arrested for?

This is what I thought.   :?
Title: Re: Arrest Warrant + Totally Insane Fundie = Hilarity
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 21, 2010, 02:46:31 PM
I'm no lawyer, but the warrant may have been the reason. Even if it was, these cops seemed to be doing a pretty shitty job to me.
Title: Re: Arrest Warrant + Totally Insane Fundie = Hilarity
Post by: Lies on February 21, 2010, 04:41:21 PM
Quote from: Regret on February 21, 2010, 01:57:05 AM
Good to keep in mind:
To get tasered they need to let you go.

Otherwise they get shocked too, right?


Actually...
no.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100120201122AAUUrnH

Title: Re: Arrest Warrant + Totally Insane Fundie = Hilarity
Post by: Reginald Ret on February 21, 2010, 04:58:33 PM
aww boo :(