GO AHEAD,
you heard the lady.
THE FIGHTS
Were pathetically easy. Roger and Maria are undefeated.
BUT
Now Maria wants to take me on, and that always ends up with Roger walking all weird.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 21, 2010, 03:29:32 AM
THE FIGHTS
Were pathetically easy. Roger and Maria are undefeated.
BUT
Now Maria wants to take me on, and that always ends up with Roger walking all weird.
AH YEAH,
those girls can be vicious when they put the pance on
REMINDS ME
of d.j'ing all those leather & fetish events. when guyz bear their ass to a woman weilding any flailing device, i think it becomes as difficult to watch as to be that guy. except you can sit down and drink yer beer afterward. there was never mercy
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 21, 2010, 03:34:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 21, 2010, 03:29:32 AM
THE FIGHTS
Were pathetically easy. Roger and Maria are undefeated.
BUT
Now Maria wants to take me on, and that always ends up with Roger walking all weird.
AH YEAH,
those girls can be vicious when they put the pance on
REMINDS ME
of d.j'ing all those leather & fetish events. when guyz bear their ass to a woman weilding any flailing device, i think it becomes as difficult to watch as to be that guy. except you can sit down and drink yer beer afterward. there was never mercy
WE HAVE
A different variety of perverts here. They mostly go with tape worms, branding, and body modification.
WHICH IS WHY
All the seats at The Meatrack have bitemarks through the naugahide seats.
When I wake up in the morning, sometimes
rarely
I have the heart to masturbate again.
Sometimes, there is a fir tree on Mt Hood in my head when I do it.
Sometimes, there is John's back yard.
Not that you know what that means, but you said to tell you everything.
UGgh
Went to a house party, some creepy guy who said he was engaged was hitting on my friend so I pretended to be her boyfriend and he kept hitting on her until I put my arm around her then she started playing with my face and arms and such then he got the clue and backed off and he gave me the sussest look cause I was hitting on him earlier :lulz: (Me and my friend thought he was gay when we first met him, and he has had a history of hitting on my friend in the past - EVEN IN FRONT OF HIS FIANCE!)
I feel sorry for his fiance, as he was blatantly hitting on my friend right in front of the fiance, I took my friend and just started talking to the Fiance, she's such a lovely girl! We all started drinking together.
The next day was hilarious though cause he walks up to my friend and says -
Creep : "Uh ... So your dating? Isn't he gay?"
Friend : "I know we're working through it together."
I feel sorry for the fiance though :( What does she see in him!
Quote from: NotPublished on February 21, 2010, 05:37:47 AM
UGgh
Went to a house party, some creepy guy who said he was engaged was hitting on my friend so I pretended to be her boyfriend and he kept hitting on her until I put my arm around her then she started playing with my face and arms and such then he got the clue and backed off and he gave me the sussest look cause I was hitting on him earlier :lulz: (Me and my friend thought he was gay when we first met him, and he has had a history of hitting on my friend in the past - EVEN IN FRONT OF HIS FIANCE!)
I feel sorry for his fiance, as he was blatantly hitting on my friend right in front of the fiance, I took my friend and just started talking to the Fiance, she's such a lovely girl! We all started drinking together.
The next day was hilarious though cause he walks up to my friend and says -
Creep : "Uh ... So your dating? Isn't he gay?"
Friend : "I know we're working through it together."
I feel sorry for the fiance though :( What does she see in him!
I dunno, if a guy was hitting on me, and was with a girl I was hitting on, I think I'd keep hitting, in hopes of a threesome.
Hmm I guess, maybe I'm just a bit conservative in that regard - Though he is engaged afterall, I would take that to be a pretty serious commitment (Unless they mutually agree on 3some, I guess haha); Or maybe I'm secretly possessive and greedy. I'm not too sure on my views about 3somes, I've never tried one though I don't think its my cup of tea.
But it was also obvious the fiance was getting annoyed at him.
He even asked to feel my friends boobs in front of the fiance to and she was like "No... Just no, you don't ever do that" ... probably cause I was doing just that and getting away with it :lulz:
I'm such a gossiper ...
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 21, 2010, 03:28:01 AM
GO AHEAD,
you heard the lady.
Fluke by Christopher Moore is a great book.
Four-hour trips between home and school are dickballs.
Thy meal was filled with the root of T'char.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on February 21, 2010, 05:39:31 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on February 21, 2010, 05:37:47 AM
UGgh
Went to a house party, some creepy guy who said he was engaged was hitting on my friend so I pretended to be her boyfriend and he kept hitting on her until I put my arm around her then she started playing with my face and arms and such then he got the clue and backed off and he gave me the sussest look cause I was hitting on him earlier :lulz: (Me and my friend thought he was gay when we first met him, and he has had a history of hitting on my friend in the past - EVEN IN FRONT OF HIS FIANCE!)
I feel sorry for his fiance, as he was blatantly hitting on my friend right in front of the fiance, I took my friend and just started talking to the Fiance, she's such a lovely girl! We all started drinking together.
The next day was hilarious though cause he walks up to my friend and says -
Creep : "Uh ... So your dating? Isn't he gay?"
Friend : "I know we're working through it together."
I feel sorry for the fiance though :( What does she see in him!
I dunno, if a guy was hitting on me, and was with a girl I was hitting on, I think I'd keep hitting, in hopes of a threesome.
Well, yeah, there is that aspect.
Also, maybe they have an open relationship, so that's a factor. & sometimes people are into it if their partner flirts with everyone, so you might have to know her better to know whether his open hitting on everyone is a problem for her.
Quote from: NotPublished on February 21, 2010, 05:53:51 AM
Hmm I guess, maybe I'm just a bit conservative in that regard - Though he is engaged afterall, I would take that to be a pretty serious commitment (Unless they mutually agree on 3some, I guess haha); Or maybe I'm secretly possessive and greedy. I'm not too sure on my views about 3somes, I've never tried one though I don't think its my cup of tea.
But it was also obvious the fiance was getting annoyed at him.
He even asked to feel my friends boobs in front of the fiance to and she was like "No... Just no, you don't ever do that" ... probably cause I was doing just that and getting away with it :lulz:
I'm such a gossiper ...
Threesomes are a big pile of drama.
They can be great, but they are always going to be drama, even casual ones.
E.O.T. I READ
all your posts in
THE VOICE OF
the kindly black woman in your avatar.
is this effect intentional?
My housemate's boyfriend has a child who is 20. Not through his intentions, but through his ignorance, immigrant status, the bitterness of the mother, and the laws in place at the time, he missed most of her upbringing.
This boyfriend annoys me in a casual manner from time to time, but he is a good person. He is, rather tragically, tormented by his own absence from his child's life.
He's from Germany. He has lived with his best friend for many, many years. Some years ago, she got married, and then had a child. Housemate's boyfriend, most likely as a result of feeling deprived of the opportunity of raising his own child, combined with being a decent human being in general, is extremely attached to this child. He takes her everywhere, including to my house when he comes to pick up Housemate sometimes.
The child is absolutely adorable, a delicate, tiny blond-headed waif of a creature. She adores Housemate BF as if he were a parent or relative, and he speaks to her in German, which she understands, though does not speak. This evening he brought her over, and was especially happy to get to introduce her to EOT small male offspring and small female offspring, and while she is very shy EFO got out her hamster and brought her out of her shell for a little while.
It was very cute.
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on February 21, 2010, 06:39:11 AM
E.O.T. I READ
all your posts in
THE VOICE OF
the kindly black woman in your avatar.
is this effect intentional?
I CAN SAY
That he has the soul of a kindly old black woman.
when i was little, had nightmares about shadows dragging me into the hell underworld
E.O.T fucking rocks
when I was little, I once peed in my own mouth
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on February 21, 2010, 06:06:32 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on February 21, 2010, 05:53:51 AM
Hmm I guess, maybe I'm just a bit conservative in that regard - Though he is engaged afterall, I would take that to be a pretty serious commitment (Unless they mutually agree on 3some, I guess haha); Or maybe I'm secretly possessive and greedy. I'm not too sure on my views about 3somes, I've never tried one though I don't think its my cup of tea.
But it was also obvious the fiance was getting annoyed at him.
He even asked to feel my friends boobs in front of the fiance to and she was like "No... Just no, you don't ever do that" ... probably cause I was doing just that and getting away with it :lulz:
I'm such a gossiper ...
Threesomes are a big pile of drama.
They can be great, but they are always going to be drama, even casual ones.
Hmmm
I have only had one threesome with drama.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 21, 2010, 06:49:09 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on February 21, 2010, 06:06:32 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on February 21, 2010, 05:53:51 AM
Hmm I guess, maybe I'm just a bit conservative in that regard - Though he is engaged afterall, I would take that to be a pretty serious commitment (Unless they mutually agree on 3some, I guess haha); Or maybe I'm secretly possessive and greedy. I'm not too sure on my views about 3somes, I've never tried one though I don't think its my cup of tea.
But it was also obvious the fiance was getting annoyed at him.
He even asked to feel my friends boobs in front of the fiance to and she was like "No... Just no, you don't ever do that" ... probably cause I was doing just that and getting away with it :lulz:
I'm such a gossiper ...
Threesomes are a big pile of drama.
They can be great, but they are always going to be drama, even casual ones.
Hmmm
I have only had one threesome with drama.
so youve only had one threesome?
.. What kind of drama even happens in a 3some? It has to be pretty messed up.
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on February 21, 2010, 06:49:50 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 21, 2010, 06:49:09 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on February 21, 2010, 06:06:32 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on February 21, 2010, 05:53:51 AM
Hmm I guess, maybe I'm just a bit conservative in that regard - Though he is engaged afterall, I would take that to be a pretty serious commitment (Unless they mutually agree on 3some, I guess haha); Or maybe I'm secretly possessive and greedy. I'm not too sure on my views about 3somes, I've never tried one though I don't think its my cup of tea.
But it was also obvious the fiance was getting annoyed at him.
He even asked to feel my friends boobs in front of the fiance to and she was like "No... Just no, you don't ever do that" ... probably cause I was doing just that and getting away with it :lulz:
I'm such a gossiper ...
Threesomes are a big pile of drama.
They can be great, but they are always going to be drama, even casual ones.
Hmmm
I have only had one threesome with drama.
so youve only had one threesome?
Haha.
At some point over the age of 30, drama becomes less prevalent.
Quote from: NotPublished on February 21, 2010, 06:53:09 AM
.. What kind of drama even happens in a 3some? It has to be pretty messed up.
IME, it only occurs under certain circumstances, which you learn to avoid.
Quote from: CAPTAIN CHAOS on February 21, 2010, 06:46:09 AM
when I was little, I once peed in my own mouth
YOU
are my kinda guy!
THIS
needs to be an event at the next devival!!
If I have to count the number of stamens on another tiny, insignificant-looking weed again I will scream and never be able to stop.
And sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I were suddenly to only person on earth. That would make it okay to masturbate wherever, right?
you mean that's not OK now?
ECH,
not paying to have those bus seats cleaned
Quote from: Nast on February 21, 2010, 08:09:33 AM
If I have to count the number of stamens on another tiny, insignificant-looking weed again I will scream and never be able to stop.
And sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I were suddenly to only person on earth. That would make it okay to masturbate wherever, right?
It already is, IME
Go for it, champ!
Quote from: Nast on February 21, 2010, 08:09:33 AM
If I have to count the number of stamens on another tiny, insignificant-looking weed again I will scream and never be able to stop.
And sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I were suddenly to only person on earth. That would make it okay to masturbate wherever, right?
Whether or not it's "okay" wouldn't change, but it would mean you wouldn't have to be crafty about it anymore to avoid such inconveniences as indecent exposure charges. Which would take away a great deal of the fun, IMO.
Quote from: Nast on February 21, 2010, 08:09:33 AM
If I have to count the number of stamens on another tiny, insignificant-looking weed again I will scream and never be able to stop.
And sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I were suddenly to only person on earth. That would make it okay to masturbate wherever, right?
1)
make it fun. create a "doh!" style drinking game out of the stamen count
2)
if there were no other humans around you'd have no need to masturbate - the planet's full of fuckable species and there'd be NOBODY to judge you.
I got too cold to keep the obscenely short skirt on so I changed, and now I'm warm but my pants are too tight around the thighs.
Also I tried to use the offer of free drinks to lure Surfer Boy to attend Erika's party with me and alleviate my Mario-related anxiety, but his phone is turned off and then I remembered that he hates Erika anyway.
It's not until nine. Maybe I should just not go.
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 25, 2010, 03:09:08 AM
Quote from: Nast on February 21, 2010, 08:09:33 AM
If I have to count the number of stamens on another tiny, insignificant-looking weed again I will scream and never be able to stop.
And sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I were suddenly to only person on earth. That would make it okay to masturbate wherever, right?
1)
make it fun. create a "doh!" style drinking game out of the stamen count
That would certainly enliven keying out the species:
"If stamens greater than no. of petals, get shit-faced!"
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 25, 2010, 03:09:08 AM
2) if there were no other humans around you'd have no need to masturbate - the planet's full of fuckable species and there'd be NOBODY to judge you.
Then one could REALLY keep fucking that chicken.
Why is everyone I know too broke to go out? Fuck you, economy! :crankey:
I AM
sleeping with a whole roll of TP next to my bed because my nose is leaking uncontrollably.
THIS BUGS
the hell out of me because I never get sick. I'm just gonna call it alergies and ignore it 'till it goes
away. Health-plan, what?
Quote from: dimo on February 25, 2010, 04:09:35 AM
I AM
sleeping with a whole roll of TP next to my bed because my nose is leaking uncontrollably.
TELL ME ABOUT IT!
I've been so dry the inside of my nose is all bleedy, and every morning I wake up to find horrific amalgamations of congealed blood and snot all up in there,
which I am then obliged to remove daintily.
Quote from: Nast on February 21, 2010, 08:09:33 AM
If I have to count the number of stamens on another tiny, insignificant-looking weed again I will scream and never be able to stop.
And sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I were suddenly to only person on earth. That would make it okay to masturbate wherever, right?
There's a thread in Bring N Brag where someone claims to mentally masturbate when/wherever...following a vid clip of him mentally masturbating. Is that what you call it? Cumming through THINKING about it?
Quote from: Nast on February 25, 2010, 04:12:36 AM
Quote from: dimo on February 25, 2010, 04:09:35 AM
I AM
sleeping with a whole roll of TP next to my bed because my nose is leaking uncontrollably.
TELL ME ABOUT IT!
I've been so dry the inside of my nose is all bleedy, and every morning I wake up to find horrific amalgamations of congealed blood and snot all up in there,
which I am then obliged to remove daintily.
I WISH
I had that problem.
IT'S LITERALY
dripping out of my nose. Dimo is no longer amused with this bull-shit...
Just jam the wads in there, and breathe out your mouf.
Quote from: Nast on February 25, 2010, 04:35:59 AM
Just jam the wads in there, and breathe out your mouf.
ANY ONE
who saw the wads of tissue near my bed
WOULD THINK
I'm a chronic masturbater.
I don't want to go to this party but I already said I would, there are new children in the neighborhood who shriek piercingly in the evenings, and my dog is irritating the shit out of me.