WHILE
the Doktor is out, I thought we ought to put our best thoughts to everyone's favourite "Roger" posts. OO.K, admittedly it may be impossible to sift out your actual favourite, butt we can try. So here's a couple of my own...
LIKE
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 27, 2009, 09:05:01 PM
Well, I will say that my opinion of Jim is now lower than whale shit and that, as we know, is on the floor of the ocean.
AND
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 16, 2010, 08:24:52 PM
You are a fucking liar.
Eat a dick.
This thread is great! We miss you, Dok, come back soon!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2009, 06:54:33 PM
Die in a fire, psycho.
Thanks.
Probably my favorite TGRR line ever.
Roger warms the tepid, sludge-filled grease-trap of my heart.
Come back!
wut? where's 'e gone?
Just recovering from his illness, hopefully back and well soon.
In the meantime, find and post your favorite quotes here!
It might be a little while.
I'll pass your good wishes on to him.
I was about to post this in the original doc howl thread... but this seems more fitting:
It was one of the first posts by our former Rain God that struck a chord and got me hooked on his sermons.
Okay, so you're stuck on this planet with the humans, right?
No, scratch that. You're in a giant convertible full of screaming monkeys, careening around the sun.
Despite the fact that this is the only car known to exist, many of the monkeys are busy shitting on the seats and killing each other in ways detrimental to the vehicle.
A few of the monkeys occasionally suggest different behavior, but they are either ignored or killed.
Is it any wonder that benevolent aliens never show up to visit?
TGGR
~planeswalker
welcomes the transition from destructive rage to mad science
Dok needs to come back soon. :cry: I miss our Holy ManTM
I may have had some disagreements with the guy, but I hope he recovers and lives a long horrible life.
Also, I'd like to recommend to any Discordian considering dying any time soon to have your body be plastinated and doing something anus-clenchingly perverse in Body Works: The Cycle of Life (AKA Copulating Corpses Edition NSFW LINK (http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4208/bodyworldssexedition.jpg)) so that you can continue to troll people from beyond the grave.
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on February 27, 2010, 07:59:23 PM
I may have had some disagreements with the guy, but I hope he recovers and lives a long horrible life.
Also, I'd like to recommend to any Discordian considering dying any time soon to have your body be plastinated and doing something anus-clenchingly perverse in Body Works: The Cycle of Life (AKA Copulating Corpses Edition NSFW LINK (http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4208/bodyworldssexedition.jpg)) so that you can continue to troll people from beyond the grave.
He still has eyebrows. :vom:
Here's one of my favorite quips from the doktor formerly known as TGRR:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2010, 06:52:38 PM
Quote from: Guy Incognito on January 20, 2010, 06:45:58 PM
Fun fact: cringing exercises over fifty different muscles in your face. That's why TGRR can crack walnuts between his jowls ASS CHEEKS :)
Fixed.
TGRR,
Uses them for talking, too.
Still makes me laugh :lulz: Get well soon Dok!
QuoteUNLIMITED DOK HOWL/ TGRR TRIBUTE THREAD
There has to be
some kinda limit, right?
Regardless, I've sigged my favorite Dok/Rev post...
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on February 27, 2010, 07:59:23 PM
I may have had some disagreements with the guy, but I hope he recovers and lives a long horrible life.
Also, I'd like to recommend to any Discordian considering dying any time soon to have your body be plastinated and doing something anus-clenchingly perverse in Body Works: The Cycle of Life (AKA Copulating Corpses Edition NSFW LINK (http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4208/bodyworldssexedition.jpg)) so that you can continue to troll people from beyond the grave.
Is it still necrophilia when the sex is between two dead people? :?
Also (more importantly)
Best wishes to Dok Howl & get well soon!
Thanks, guys.
I'm much better now, but I'm still sleeping a lot.
If you don't get better Ima get drunk, drive to your putrid state and stand over you with guns and knives (yes BOTH) till you get better.
IMA RELAX THE SHIT OUTTA YOU!!!!!!!!!
bitch
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on February 28, 2010, 06:40:31 AM
If you don't get better Ima get drunk, drive to your putrid state and stand over you with guns and knives (yes BOTH) till you get better.
IMA RELAX THE SHIT OUTTA YOU!!!!!!!!!
bitch
:lulz: If you do it, I will.
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on February 28, 2010, 06:40:31 AM
If you don't get better Ima get drunk, drive to your putrid state and stand over you with guns and knives (yes BOTH) till you get better.
IMA RELAX THE SHIT OUTTA YOU!!!!!!!!!
bitch
:)
THIS BETTER NOT BE ANOTHER HEART ATTACK! GET WELL SOON! :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Plz. :)
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on February 28, 2010, 09:23:57 AM
THIS BETTER NOT BE ANOTHER HEART ATTACK! GET WELL SOON! :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Plz. :)
Yes, this :)
I mean, who else would we get our Mad Science from? Kai's got the Science part down, but he lacks malicious intent.
I am unable to properly spelunk the freads for rog gold.
Needless to say I'm hoping he gets better soon.
Sleep is GOOD. Get it while you can.
^ this.
Heals my poor brain a fuckton.
also, dayquil, as it makes for amusing apocalyptic dreams. :fap:
What happend :? :?
I read that Doctor was getting alot of sleep then I got all confused...
Quote from: Remington on February 28, 2010, 09:40:38 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on February 28, 2010, 09:23:57 AM
THIS BETTER NOT BE ANOTHER HEART ATTACK! GET WELL SOON! :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Plz. :)
Yes, this :)
I mean, who else would we get our Mad Science from? Kai's got the Science part down, but he lacks malicious intent.
See sig.
Quote from: NotPublished on February 28, 2010, 09:23:09 PM
What happend :? :?
I read that Doctor was getting alot of sleep then I got all confused...
I do a lot of sleeping these days.
How? Is it a good or bad thing! I'm assuming good due to insomnia. Are you loving the sleep?
Quote from: NotPublished on March 01, 2010, 01:49:59 AM
How? Is it a good or bad thing! I'm assuming good due to insomnia. Are you loving the sleep?
It's a good thing, while I fight off this brain virus thingie. The antivirals knock me the fuck out.
You. Get sick? As if, your the one that infects viruses.
I'm sure the viruses are in a state of panic as they're on the verge of being man-slaughtered by the TGRR genome.
Kill those fuckers soon then! Sleep sounds like a fantastic welcome.
I think the virus needs its own blog
Quote from: NotPublished on March 01, 2010, 02:03:04 AM
You. Get sick? As if, your the one that infects viruses.
I'm sure the viruses are in a state of panic as they're on the verge of being man-slaughtered by the TGRR genome.
Kill those fuckers soon then! Sleep sounds like a fantastic welcome.
I think the virus needs its own blog
I don't think it has an account, though I'm not sure, as I tend to nod off in the middle of sentences. Hell, I have no fucking idea what the bastard does when I'm zonked. I've probably threatened the president at least once, and Harry Reid God knows how many times.
Don't you threaten Harry Reid on a regular basis anyway?
Quote from: Kai on March 01, 2010, 02:14:28 AM
Don't you threaten Harry Reid on a regular basis anyway?
Accusing him of having terminal syphilis isn't - technically - a threat.
...wait...
BRAIN virus????? :? :x :?
I ARE CONFUSED!
Must have been a MALEVOLENT BRAINGOD.
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 01, 2010, 06:08:59 AM
...wait...
BRAIN virus????? :? :x :?
That's where I've been all this time.
I should be right as rain soon, though.
That's good to hear!
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 01, 2010, 11:12:55 PM
That's good to hear!
Well, I'm still not always 169% rational, but the swings only last a few minutes or hours now, instead of days. Plus, I realize they're happening. On the headache front, I no longer feel like someone's driving a tent peg through my ear.
I gather it takes months to fully get over these things, but the improvement in the last week alone has been amazing.
Make sure you get plenty of rest and stay away from douchebags and things that cause stress.
In fact that's a sensible prescription to anyone!
Now if I could just vapourise my dad...
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on March 02, 2010, 01:53:16 AM
Make sure you get plenty of rest and stay away from douchebags and things that cause stress.
In fact that's a sensible prescription to anyone!
Now if I could just vapourise my dad...
Going back to work tomorrow.
:lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2010, 02:03:17 AM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on March 02, 2010, 01:53:16 AM
Make sure you get plenty of rest and stay away from douchebags and things that cause stress.
In fact that's a sensible prescription to anyone!
Now if I could just vapourise my dad...
Going back to work tomorrow.
:lulz:
Remember... when the brain virus leaps out of your forehead in a spray of blood and devours Evil Assistant's face...
TAKE PICTURES
VIDEO IS FINE TOO
I think the virus would of caught cancer and died in a fiery crash by now
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 01, 2010, 11:15:58 PM
I gather it takes months to fully get over these things, but the improvement in the last week alone has been amazing.
The initial big leaps are always the best part of recovery ;)
RE: OP.
Glad I found my way back to the thread containing this one.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2008, 03:52:51 PM
Listen, shit for brains, people are ALWAYS an "opportunity for Roger". Everyone. Everywhere. Not just when they're all whiny and emo and full of excuses, but ALWAYS. Why? Because I hate you.
You haven't done anything in particular to deserve that hate, but I hate you anyway. I'm like Jesus, only bitter, vindictive, and hateful.
So understand this: I am not hating on you because you are an emo whiner, but because you are a fucking hairless ape. I do not wait until people are down to kick them, it just SEEMS that way because my boot looks bigger when you're lying on your back in the figurative gutter, whining about how rough life is, while doing things to ensure that it gets worse ("Hi, I'm broke! I'm gonna go out and buy alcohol!").
I got your "light-hearted", pal. Well, I HAD it, but I KILLED it. I killed it with the poisonous bile that dribbles out of my mouth, and the XDR syphilis that leaks from my very pores. Then I fucking buried it in the sandbox of the local schoolyard, just to teach the little bastards what's what, come next recess.
Or kill me.
:)
Quote from: Paesior on March 03, 2010, 10:03:22 AM
RE: OP.
Glad I found my way back to the thread containing this one.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 09, 2008, 03:52:51 PM
Listen, shit for brains, people are ALWAYS an "opportunity for Roger". Everyone. Everywhere. Not just when they're all whiny and emo and full of excuses, but ALWAYS. Why? Because I hate you.
You haven't done anything in particular to deserve that hate, but I hate you anyway. I'm like Jesus, only bitter, vindictive, and hateful.
So understand this: I am not hating on you because you are an emo whiner, but because you are a fucking hairless ape. I do not wait until people are down to kick them, it just SEEMS that way because my boot looks bigger when you're lying on your back in the figurative gutter, whining about how rough life is, while doing things to ensure that it gets worse ("Hi, I'm broke! I'm gonna go out and buy alcohol!").
I got your "light-hearted", pal. Well, I HAD it, but I KILLED it. I killed it with the poisonous bile that dribbles out of my mouth, and the XDR syphilis that leaks from my very pores. Then I fucking buried it in the sandbox of the local schoolyard, just to teach the little bastards what's what, come next recess.
Or kill me.
:)
:mittens: