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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Jasper on February 27, 2010, 06:33:16 AM

Title: Tokyo motor show: Jizz Volcano.
Post by: Jasper on February 27, 2010, 06:33:16 AM
http://www.gizmag.com/tag/tokyo+motor+show/

This accounts for at least seven million dollars of things I never new I couldn't live without.
Title: Re: Tokyo motor show: Jizz Volcano.
Post by: Storebrand on February 27, 2010, 04:31:40 PM
Have you seen this?

http://www.commutercars.com/
Title: Re: Tokyo motor show: Jizz Volcano.
Post by: Jasper on February 27, 2010, 05:59:19 PM
Yeah, and a few people in my old neighborhood owned them.  I find them upsetting.
Title: Re: Tokyo motor show: Jizz Volcano.
Post by: Storebrand on February 27, 2010, 07:07:17 PM
What about them is upsetting?
Title: Re: Tokyo motor show: Jizz Volcano.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 27, 2010, 07:51:59 PM
If I commuted anywhere I'd totally want one of those.

Hell, I kind of want one anyway.
Title: Re: Tokyo motor show: Jizz Volcano.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 27, 2010, 07:57:15 PM
The Jalopnik review is hilarious: http://jalopnik.com/5446365/commuter-cars-tango-first-drive
Title: Re: Tokyo motor show: Jizz Volcano.
Post by: Storebrand on February 27, 2010, 08:44:30 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 27, 2010, 07:57:15 PM
The Jalopnik review is hilarious: http://jalopnik.com/5446365/commuter-cars-tango-first-drive

That made me want it more.  I like driving terrifying messes.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Tokyo motor show: Jizz Volcano.
Post by: Jasper on February 27, 2010, 09:14:10 PM
Quote from: StoreBrand on February 27, 2010, 07:07:17 PM
What about them is upsetting?

For me, the allure of EVs is firstly insane torque, and secondly environmentally sound commuting.

Take, for example, the Crosscage. (http://green.autoblog.com/2008/05/21/suzuki-crosscage-is-now-a-runner/)

I'm mostly interested in EVs because they're silent quiet and can deliver instant power that tears your head off. :)
Title: Re: Tokyo motor show: Jizz Volcano.
Post by: Storebrand on February 27, 2010, 09:29:13 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 27, 2010, 09:14:10 PM
Quote from: StoreBrand on February 27, 2010, 07:07:17 PM
What about them is upsetting?

For me, the allure of EVs is firstly insane torque, and secondly environmentally sound commuting.

Take, for example, the Crosscage. (http://green.autoblog.com/2008/05/21/suzuki-crosscage-is-now-a-runner/) :fap:

I'm mostly interested in EVs because they're silent quiet and can deliver instant power that tears your head off. :)
Title: Re: Tokyo motor show: Jizz Volcano.
Post by: Jasper on February 27, 2010, 09:32:36 PM
Ideally, Audi will one day release an E-Tron that has enough battery power to drive for more than 150 miles.

Sigmatic,
I would murder Ghandi to have 3,319 ft-lbs of torque under my ass.
Title: Re: Tokyo motor show: Jizz Volcano.
Post by: Rumckle on February 27, 2010, 11:38:27 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 27, 2010, 09:32:36 PM

Sigmatic,
I would murder Ghandi to have 3,319 ft-lbs of torque under my ass.

That sounds slightly painful.
Title: Re: Tokyo motor show: Jizz Volcano.
Post by: Jasper on February 28, 2010, 01:19:27 AM
I like Ghandi, so I'd try to avoid that.

Or did you mean something else..?