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Title: BREAKING: (heh, breaking) BREAST IMPLANT ABSORBS IMPACT OF BULLET! SAVES LIFE!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 28, 2010, 05:00:12 PM

http://articles.latimes.com/2010/feb/25/local/la-me-silicone-bullet25-2010feb25

FTA:
"I couldn't wear any dress that didn't make my breasts look saggy," she said. So she decided to up her B-cups to D-cups.

She loved her new look and how other people admired her at family reunions

Title: Re: BREAKING: (heh, breaking) BREAST IMPLANT ABSORBS IMPACT OF BULLET! SAVES LIFE!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 01, 2010, 07:44:16 PM

Really? No responses? I thought this was one of the breast stories I've posted on here...

Title: Re: BREAKING: (heh, breaking) BREAST IMPLANT ABSORBS IMPACT OF BULLET! SAVES LIFE!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 01, 2010, 07:50:09 PM

I loled.

Title: Re: BREAKING: (heh, breaking) BREAST IMPLANT ABSORBS IMPACT OF BULLET! SAVES LIFE!
Post by: Richter on March 01, 2010, 07:55:33 PM

"Life saved, self image still in intensive care."

And in related, though inverted, breaking news:

(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/7674/uncheckedbreastenlargme.gif)

Title: Re: BREAKING: (heh, breaking) BREAST IMPLANT ABSORBS IMPACT OF BULLET! SAVES LIFE!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 01, 2010, 07:59:42 PM

Breast implants soon to be marketed as 'Tactical' with picatinny rails for flashlight..

Title: Re: BREAKING: (heh, breaking) BREAST IMPLANT ABSORBS IMPACT OF BULLET! SAVES LIFE!
Post by: LMNO on March 01, 2010, 08:25:34 PM

LOOKS LIKE THOSE GI JOE HEROINES WERE ONTO SOMETHING. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BoobsOfSteel)

Title: Re: BREAKING: (heh, breaking) BREAST IMPLANT ABSORBS IMPACT OF BULLET! SAVES LIFE!
Post by: AFK on March 01, 2010, 08:48:08 PM

What an uplifting story.

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