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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Dimocritus on March 04, 2010, 08:51:53 PM

Title: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (Ήφαιστος demands waffles!)
Post by: Dimocritus on March 04, 2010, 08:51:53 PM
 
Quote from: ΉφαιστοςBlueberry waffles to appease the volcanic deity!

Without an offering of delicious blueberry waffles, soot will black out the sun! Crops will perish under the intense heat of mine RAGE! Villages will be buried under rivers of molten doom! Fire will scorch your retinas and melt your mortal flesh! Flames of the underworld will..

Waitaminit... What's that?

Other volcanoes get virgins?

I need a new friggin' island...
Title: Re: Ήφαιστος demands waffles!
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 04, 2010, 08:56:46 PM
WTF?

GIVE US DIMO BACK OR I'LL SHOOT OFF YOUR KNEECAP.
Title: Re: Ήφαιστος demands waffles!
Post by: the last yatto on March 04, 2010, 10:11:40 PM
sorry we only have pancakes
Title: Re: Ήφαιστος demands waffles!
Post by: Suu on March 04, 2010, 10:32:47 PM
He did spell Hephaestus right though.
Title: Re: Ήφαιστος demands waffles!
Post by: -Kel- on March 04, 2010, 11:13:46 PM
we're out of blueberries as well.
Title: Re: Ήφαιστος demands waffles!
Post by: Jasper on March 04, 2010, 11:53:44 PM
I made bloob waffs like two days ago.  You missed it.  Bad volcano deity.
Title: Re: Ήφαιστος demands waffles!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 05, 2010, 12:19:47 AM
i keep reading this thread as "homoerotic waffles"
Title: Re: Ήφαιστος demands waffles!
Post by: St. Everblaze the Badikal on March 05, 2010, 12:30:19 AM
Sorry I only have waffles.
Title: Re: Ήφαιστος demands waffles!
Post by: Dimocritus on March 05, 2010, 05:01:13 AM
My apologies. My will (and good sense) was crushed by the might and sheer magnitude of the new avatar. I don't think I'm quite ready enough to yeild that much awesome, and I lost control. I apologize to any one I may have harmed, but rest asured, that avatar will remain locked away untill I have the ability to weild it responsibly. The OP of this topic will live on to serve as a constant, terrible reminder of this unfortunate event.
Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (Ήφαιστος demands waffles!)
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 05, 2010, 05:55:49 AM
I'm not making any waffles until the Apocalypse celebration.

Hurry up and do your job and you can come.
Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (Ήφαιστος demands waffles!)
Post by: Dysnomia on March 05, 2010, 06:21:00 AM
THANK YOU FOR GIVING BACK DIMO








NOW WHO WANTS SOME CAKE?

(http://obsidianwings.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/20/michelle_new_baby_cake.jpg)

A baby cake, even.
Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (Ήφαιστος demands waffles!)
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 05, 2010, 06:24:32 AM
 :x WORST CAKE EVAR
Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (Ήφαιστος demands waffles!)
Post by: Dimocritus on March 05, 2010, 06:24:59 AM
Wow, SPS... err... thanks for making what we were talking about in that other thread a little more... erm... weird...
Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (Ήφαιστος demands waffles!)
Post by: Dysnomia on March 05, 2010, 06:26:40 AM
you can thank google image search for that one.


SPS,
always making it awkward <3
Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (Ήφαιστος demands waffles!)
Post by: Jasper on March 05, 2010, 06:26:47 AM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on March 05, 2010, 06:24:32 AM
:x WORST CAKE EVAR

2NDED

What the fuck, anyhow?
Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (Ήφαιστος demands waffles!)
Post by: Dysnomia on March 05, 2010, 06:29:02 AM
 :thanks:
Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (Ήφαιστος demands waffles!)
Post by: Dimocritus on March 05, 2010, 06:33:04 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 06:29:02 AM
:thanks:

You have now successfully rooint both cake and... erm... y'know... that other thing we were talking about...
Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (Ήφαιστος demands waffles!)
Post by: Dysnomia on March 05, 2010, 06:38:12 AM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 06:33:04 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 06:29:02 AM
:thanks:

You have now successfully rooint both cake and... erm... y'know... that other thing we were talking about...

:sad:
Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (Ήφαιστος demands waffles!)
Post by: Dimocritus on March 05, 2010, 06:40:34 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 06:38:12 AM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 06:33:04 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 06:29:02 AM
:thanks:

You have now successfully rooint both cake and... erm... y'know... that other thing we were talking about...

:sad:

You did this to me! YOU DID THIS!!!!  :argh!:
Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (Ήφαιστος demands waffles!)
Post by: Dysnomia on March 05, 2010, 07:01:39 AM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 06:40:34 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 06:38:12 AM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 06:33:04 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 06:29:02 AM
:thanks:

You have now successfully rooint both cake and... erm... y'know... that other thing we were talking about...

:sad:

You did this to me! YOU DID THIS!!!!  :argh!:

HEEHEEHEE
Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (Ήφαιστος demands waffles!)
Post by: Dimocritus on March 05, 2010, 07:05:12 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 07:01:39 AM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 06:40:34 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 06:38:12 AM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 06:33:04 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 06:29:02 AM
:thanks:

You have now successfully rooint both cake and... erm... y'know... that other thing we were talking about...

:sad:

You did this to me! YOU DID THIS!!!!  :argh!:

HEEHEEHEE

My revenge will be sweet! As sweet as... HEY! IS THAT CAKE!?
Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (Ήφαιστος demands waffles!)
Post by: Dysnomia on March 05, 2010, 07:06:44 AM
goddamnit now I want real live cake. 



gooey chocolate cake....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (Ήφαιστος demands waffles!)
Post by: Dimocritus on March 05, 2010, 07:09:21 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 07:06:44 AM
goddamnit now I want real live cake. 



gooey chocolate cake....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

You realize that we're using two threads to do what we could have done in one?

Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (Ήφαιστος demands waffles!)
Post by: Dysnomia on March 05, 2010, 07:15:07 AM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:09:21 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 07:06:44 AM
goddamnit now I want real live cake. 



gooey chocolate cake....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

You realize that we're using two threads to do what we could have done in one?



you forgot about the pms.   :lol:


also, what does this have to do with me getting a slice of CAKE?  (real cake, not euphemism cake)
Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (Ήφαιστος demands waffles!)
Post by: Dimocritus on March 05, 2010, 07:19:35 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 07:15:07 AM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:09:21 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 07:06:44 AM
goddamnit now I want real live cake. 



gooey chocolate cake....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

You realize that we're using two threads to do what we could have done in one?



you forgot about the pms.   :lol:


also, what does this have to do with me getting a slice of CAKE?  (real cake, not euphemism cake)

I'll mail you one.
Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (Ήφαιστος demands waffles!)
Post by: Dysnomia on March 05, 2010, 07:23:43 AM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:19:35 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 07:15:07 AM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:09:21 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 07:06:44 AM
goddamnit now I want real live cake. 



gooey chocolate cake....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

You realize that we're using two threads to do what we could have done in one?



you forgot about the pms.   :lol:


also, what does this have to do with me getting a slice of CAKE?  (real cake, not euphemism cake)

I'll mail you one.

<3
Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (???????? demands waffles!)
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on March 05, 2010, 02:32:52 PM
All this flirting mek me nostalgic.

Altho it was more pie based with Payne.

He likes it smooshed in his face.
Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (???????? demands waffles!)
Post by: Rumckle on March 05, 2010, 03:28:10 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on March 05, 2010, 02:32:52 PM
All this flirting mek me nostalgic.

Altho it was more pie based with Payne.

He likes it smooshed in his face.

:sad:

Only people who should be nostalgiac are the single peeps.

Rumckle,
missing  the old GF atm
Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (???????? demands waffles!)
Post by: Dysnomia on March 05, 2010, 03:31:39 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on March 05, 2010, 02:32:52 PM
All this flirting mek me nostalgic.

Altho it was more pie based with Payne.

He likes it smooshed in his face.

:lmnuendo: ?


What kind of pie?  Now I want pie too.....
Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (Ήφαιστος demands waffles!)
Post by: -Kel- on March 05, 2010, 03:34:52 PM
someone has to say it


THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (Ήφαιστος demands waffles!)
Post by: Dysnomia on March 05, 2010, 03:40:34 PM
We made apple pie at preschool yesterday because it was A week.   :D  It was YUMMY!
Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (???????? demands waffles!)
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on March 05, 2010, 06:28:19 PM
I meant custard pie or pumpkin.

He interpreted as lmnuendo: pie :O:1fap:

Title: Re: TOPIC NO LONGER IN SERVICE (Ήφαιστος demands waffles!)
Post by: Dimocritus on March 05, 2010, 06:30:30 PM
Who put their pie in my cake!?  :argh!: