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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: the last yatto on March 04, 2010, 09:19:53 PM

Title: Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit
Post by: the last yatto on March 04, 2010, 09:19:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxAVBXPtKJM  :lulz:
Title: Re: Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit
Post by: NotPublished on March 04, 2010, 09:22:19 PM
Hahahahahaha thats awesome
Title: Re: Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 04, 2010, 09:33:20 PM
I would be so annoyed  :lulz:
Title: Re: Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit
Post by: on March 04, 2010, 11:05:41 PM
What a douche.
Title: Re: Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 04, 2010, 11:13:56 PM
I loved it when the professor carefully took things out of his pocket before vaulting over the counter and tacking the chicken asshole.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit
Post by: Jasper on March 04, 2010, 11:27:37 PM
If I get stuck teaching when I'm finished in school, I'm going to be that professor.   Except with mailed gauntlets.
Title: Re: Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit
Post by: Kai on March 04, 2010, 11:34:05 PM
I wouldn't have said anything, except, "you have 10 seconds to leave." I would begin taking off my microphone at that point.

After 10 seconds I would do exactly what this professor did.
Title: Re: Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit
Post by: Jasper on March 04, 2010, 11:43:45 PM
But then you lose the element of surprise.  Better just to sneak up behind him for the coup de grace.
Title: Re: Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit
Post by: St. Everblaze the Badikal on March 05, 2010, 12:29:20 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit
Post by: on March 05, 2010, 04:35:48 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 04, 2010, 11:43:45 PM
But then you lose the element of surprise.  Better just to sneak up behind him for the coup de grace.

No, you dont get the Coup De Grace unless he's completely unable to defend himself.
If you sneak up behind him you just catch him Flat Footed
Title: Re: Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit
Post by: Freeky on March 05, 2010, 05:01:17 AM
Quote from: Z³ on March 05, 2010, 04:35:48 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 04, 2010, 11:43:45 PM
But then you lose the element of surprise.  Better just to sneak up behind him for the coup de grace.

No, you dont get the Coup De Grace unless he's completely unable to defend himself.
If you sneak up behind him you just catch him Flat Footed

Not in this case. He had already done an action in the surprise round, so he's not flat-footed.
Title: Re: Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit
Post by: Jasper on March 05, 2010, 05:03:00 AM
:spag2:
Title: Re: Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit
Post by: Dimocritus on March 05, 2010, 05:07:31 AM
Before I clicked the link, I told myself, "It'll never be as good as I imagine it. If you click that link you ruin the image of this event you have in your mind forever."

But I had to...
Title: Re: Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit
Post by: Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard on March 05, 2010, 09:12:31 AM
What was an HD camera doing at the ready in the audience?  :?

Would've been even cooler had the lecturer rolled up his shirt sleeves.
Title: Re: Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit
Post by: the last yatto on March 05, 2010, 11:04:57 AM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 05:07:31 AM
Before I clicked the link, I told myself, "It'll never be as good as I imagine it. If you click that link you ruin the image of this event you have in your mind forever."

But I had to...

how you think i feel after i learned it was just a publicity stunt for
http://nudm.org
Title: Re: Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit
Post by: Mork on March 05, 2010, 06:57:17 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: hahahaha
Title: Re: Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit
Post by: Dimocritus on March 05, 2010, 07:00:10 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on March 05, 2010, 11:04:57 AM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 05:07:31 AM
Before I clicked the link, I told myself, "It'll never be as good as I imagine it. If you click that link you ruin the image of this event you have in your mind forever."

But I had to...

how you think i feel after i learned it was just a publicity stunt for
http://nudm.org

A fucking dance marathon?  :horrormirth:

We need a "shooting myself in the face" smiley.
Title: Re: Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit
Post by: on March 05, 2010, 09:22:34 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 05, 2010, 05:01:17 AM
Quote from: Z³ on March 05, 2010, 04:35:48 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 04, 2010, 11:43:45 PM
But then you lose the element of surprise.  Better just to sneak up behind him for the coup de grace.

No, you dont get the Coup De Grace unless he's completely unable to defend himself.
If you sneak up behind him you just catch him Flat Footed

Not in this case. He had already done an action in the surprise round, so he's not flat-footed.

Yeah you're right, its not as if the guy in the chicken suit is unaware of the Prof anyway. The only way to deny him his dex bonus would be to flank him, which is impossible in a 1v1 scenario. Besides, its unlikely that the Prof has Sneak Attack anyway, so its kind of pointless.
Title: Re: Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit
Post by: Freeky on March 05, 2010, 09:24:15 PM
Quote from: Z³ on March 05, 2010, 09:22:34 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 05, 2010, 05:01:17 AM
Quote from: Z³ on March 05, 2010, 04:35:48 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 04, 2010, 11:43:45 PM
But then you lose the element of surprise.  Better just to sneak up behind him for the coup de grace.

No, you dont get the Coup De Grace unless he's completely unable to defend himself.
If you sneak up behind him you just catch him Flat Footed

Not in this case. He had already done an action in the surprise round, so he's not flat-footed.

Yeah you're right, its not as if the guy in the chicken suit is unaware of the Prof anyway. The only way to deny him his dex bonus would be to flank him, which is impossible in a 1v1 scenario. Besides, its unlikely that the Prof has Sneak Attack anyway, so its kind of pointless.

Still, his AC would be lower, making it easier for the prof to hit him.  He'd probably be a CR 1, so that's, what, 350 exp?
Title: Re: Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit
Post by: on March 05, 2010, 09:28:46 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 05, 2010, 09:24:15 PM
Quote from: Z³ on March 05, 2010, 09:22:34 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 05, 2010, 05:01:17 AM
Quote from: Z³ on March 05, 2010, 04:35:48 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 04, 2010, 11:43:45 PM
But then you lose the element of surprise.  Better just to sneak up behind him for the coup de grace.

No, you dont get the Coup De Grace unless he's completely unable to defend himself.
If you sneak up behind him you just catch him Flat Footed

Not in this case. He had already done an action in the surprise round, so he's not flat-footed.

Yeah you're right, its not as if the guy in the chicken suit is unaware of the Prof anyway. The only way to deny him his dex bonus would be to flank him, which is impossible in a 1v1 scenario. Besides, its unlikely that the Prof has Sneak Attack anyway, so its kind of pointless.

Still, his AC would be lower, making it easier for the prof to hit him.  He'd probably be a CR 1, so that's, what, 350 exp?

Depends, I'd say your average prof probably has at least two or three levels of expert, whereas your average collage student is a level one commoner. So I'd say 300 or so sounds about right, depending on the Profs level.
Title: Re: Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit
Post by: NotPublished on March 05, 2010, 10:09:09 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:00:10 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on March 05, 2010, 11:04:57 AM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 05:07:31 AM
Before I clicked the link, I told myself, "It'll never be as good as I imagine it. If you click that link you ruin the image of this event you have in your mind forever."

But I had to...

how you think i feel after i learned it was just a publicity stunt for
http://nudm.org

A fucking dance marathon?  :horrormirth:

We need a "shooting myself in the face" smiley.

I refuse to read this thread any further. Day roont :(
Title: Re: Professor Tackles Student In A Chicken Suit
Post by: -Kel- on March 07, 2010, 06:22:27 PM
now the song is caught in my head