Ima use FLStudio9 to mix Pink, Lady Gaga, Tori Amos, and Nina Simone.
If I'm not out by tomorrow, it means my brain has raped me to death in a paroxysm of lust.
Lillies on coffin, pls.
Dok,
Doing this shit for SCIENCE!
...... Who wants to be a test subject :eek:
I DO!
Quote from: NotPublished on March 05, 2010, 03:12:50 AM
...... Who wants to be a test subject :eek:
I DO!
Me first, you bastards!
Lady Gaga
Bad Romance.
Nina Simone
Sinnerman.
Tori Amos
Cornflake Girl.
Pink
Who Knew.
That is enough sex to make any healthy adult male - Gay or straight - suffer gonad detonation.
Oh shit...
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 03:14:49 AM
Tori Amos Cornflake Girl.
why are you mutilating it?
it can't be improved upon, man.
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 05, 2010, 03:18:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 03:14:49 AM
Tori Amos Cornflake Girl.
why are you mutilating it?
it can't be improved upon, man.
For science.
I want to see if gametes will actually drool out of my ass.
pics of gamete leakage plz.
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 03:28:36 AM
pics of gamete leakage plz.
That will necessitate a pic of my hairy ass.
Have some bleach ready. For your seared and smoking eye sockets.
no ctrl + z?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 03:29:47 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 03:28:36 AM
pics of gamete leakage plz.
That will necessitate a pic of my hairy ass.
Have some bleach ready. For your seared and smoking eye sockets.
:horrormirth: :1fap:
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 03:38:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 03:29:47 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 03:28:36 AM
pics of gamete leakage plz.
That will necessitate a pic of my hairy ass.
Have some bleach ready. For your seared and smoking eye sockets.
:horrormirth: :1fap:
Save some of that bleach for my ass, though, to stop infections from the gametes tearing themselves out like those critters in
Alien.
Dok,
Now with enormous, macroscopic gametes.
on second thought. No pics plz.
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 03:47:57 AM
on second thought. No pics plz.
We have to document this.
Goggles on, pls.
:rbtg:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 04:09:20 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 03:55:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 03:53:16 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 03:47:57 AM
on second thought. No pics plz.
We have to document this.
Goggles on, pls.
NO WE DON'T :x
FOR SCIENCE, YOUNG LIZZAY.
STILL NO PICS OF YOUR ANAL PROLAPSE PLZ
KTHX
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 04:14:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 04:09:20 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 03:55:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 03:53:16 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 03:47:57 AM
on second thought. No pics plz.
We have to document this.
Goggles on, pls.
NO WE DON'T :x
FOR SCIENCE, YOUNG LIZZAY.
STILL NO PICS OF YOUR ANAL PROLAPSE PLZ
KTHX
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWD!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 04:14:59 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 04:14:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 04:09:20 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 03:55:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 03:53:16 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 03:47:57 AM
on second thought. No pics plz.
We have to document this.
Goggles on, pls.
NO WE DON'T :x
FOR SCIENCE, YOUNG LIZZAY.
STILL NO PICS OF YOUR ANAL PROLAPSE PLZ
KTHX
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWD!
:x
I'm okay now.
There's something hideous in this, and I'm only 2 minutes in. Whatever it is, is lurking somewhere below the surface, like Ron Jeremy in a wading pool.
This isn't going to end well.
Just wait and see when those gametes start to fuse.
*Shudder*
OGOD IT BEGINS :horrormirth:
(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r129/cluelessgirl314/sweatyspag.jpg)
:x
Stop that shit! :argh!:
This is real actual science, here!
Quote from: Nast on March 05, 2010, 04:23:09 AM
(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r129/cluelessgirl314/sweatyspag.jpg)
:x
LOL
this pic is making me irllol so hard!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 04:23:58 AM
Stop that shit! :argh!:
This is real actual science, here!
CAN YOU CONFIRM OR DENY THAT CAME FROM YOUR ASS?
Quote from: Nast on March 05, 2010, 04:26:10 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 04:23:58 AM
Stop that shit! :argh!:
This is real actual science, here!
CAN YOU CONFIRM OR DENY THAT CAME FROM YOUR ASS?
Hush. I'm almost ready to play this shit.
I gotta concentrate.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Just practicing. In case this hurts.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
This is what happens when you try to mix Religion and Science together
Quote from: NotPublished on March 05, 2010, 04:27:25 AM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
This is what happens when you try to mix Religion and Science together
I can do this shit. I can totally handle it. About one more minute to launch.
ITS NOT ETHICAL
DON'T FORGET TO WEAR A HELMET
Quote from: NotPublished on March 05, 2010, 04:29:29 AM
ITS NOT ETHICAL
Um, yeah.
MAD science. Did Dr Frankenstein worry about ethics? Dr Phibes? Dr Moreau?
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 04:30:33 AM
DON'T FORGET TO WEAR A HELMET
I totally got this shit under control.
You bastards ready? Ima test fire.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 04:32:02 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 04:30:33 AM
DON'T FORGET TO WEAR A HELMET
I totally got this shit under control.
You bastards ready? Ima test fire.
ASS HELMET ROGER
GUYS DON'T WORRY
IF YOU PROLAPSE, THE RECOIL WILL CANCEL IT OUT
SALVATION IS LOVE
ALWAYS
I WANT TO BE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY
OH LOVE
I hope you share your results with the rest of us. :D
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 04:37:04 AM
ALWAYS
I WANT TO BE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY
OH LOVE
I think Docter died!!!
HE MEDDLED IN THINGS MORTAL MEN WERE NOT MEANT WOT OF! :x
AND THE POOR DOKTOR WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN
Poor Doc .. he must of lost too many gametes he became enlightened
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 03:08:35 AM
Ima use FLStudio9 to mix Pink, Lady Gaga, Tori Amos, and Nina Simone.
If I'm not out by tomorrow, it means my brain has raped me to death in a paroxysm of lust.
Lillies on coffin, pls.
Dok,
Doing this shit for SCIENCE!
:lulz: I leave the forum alone for four hours, and
this happens!
I hope your gonads are still intact.
Still giggling at "gonad detonation". So mature.
I guess Gaga's secret can be hard to digest
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 03:08:35 AM
Ima use FLStudio9 to mix Pink, Lady Gaga, Tori Amos...
I read this much of the thread and decided it wasn't for me. I know that I always say that any noise that someone wants to listen to repeatedly counts as music, but Tori Amos is really still on the very fringe of that definition.
Damn, I really like Tori Amos. Seen her live 3 times even.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 05, 2010, 07:51:26 AM
Damn, I really like Tori Amos. Seen her live 3 times even.
DOES NOT
make it right.
Ohhh yeah :D
either way, what's happening ITT?
Roger is making mashups?
FLStudio is FruityLoops, yeah? Is that free software? Cause if you don't have problem with pirating software, I suggest Ableton Live for doing mashups. In Arrangement view, after you get used to the way to navigate around your waveform, syncing the BPM is a breeze and from there it's just experimenting with copypaste and the equalizer envelope automation. Ok the getting used to might take an hour or two, but the built-in tutorials are really good.
I WANT A COPY!
Srsly rog, email attatchment to me!
Needs work.
Dok,
Still in possession of his gonads.
PS: Yeah, I'll need that software, Trip.
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 05, 2010, 06:44:09 AM
Still giggling at "gonad detonation". So mature.
Sorry I don't measure up to your standards of maturity.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 05, 2010, 05:38:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 03:08:35 AM
Ima use FLStudio9 to mix Pink, Lady Gaga, Tori Amos, and Nina Simone.
If I'm not out by tomorrow, it means my brain has raped me to death in a paroxysm of lust.
Lillies on coffin, pls.
Dok,
Doing this shit for SCIENCE!
:lulz: I leave the forum alone for four hours, and this happens!
I hope your gonads are still intact.
For the moment, thanks. I am not done with this.
I have a idea for you, a portrait to paint, if you will.
Lady Gaga, aged, wrinkled beyond recognition, and toothless, shoved in the back corner of a sad little rest home, HEAVILY doped on Thorazine, muttering in repetitive senility through the chorus of "Bad Romance", forgetting what sylable she's on and starting over. For hours at a time.
Quote from: Richter on March 05, 2010, 02:23:36 PM
I have a idea for you, a portrait to paint, if you will.
Lady Gaga, aged, wrinkled beyond recognition, and toothless, shoved in the back corner of a sad little rest home, HEAVILY doped on Thorazine, muttering in repetitive senility through the chorus of "Bad Romance", forgetting what sylable she's on and starting over. For hours at a time.
Why, Richter? Why? :x
I get cranky if i don't use my powers for evil now and then.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 02:09:39 PM
Needs work.
Dok,
Still in possession of his gonads.
PS: Yeah, I'll need that software, Trip.
can you use uTorrent? then it's right here: http://www.kickasstorrents.com/ableton-live-7-h33t-deepstatus-t1678159.html
this is the same install I have, I saw there is one newer version out, but I know this one works. you probably don't need to install the "Extras" pack, it has extra sound effects and instruments, I never used them.
thing is, this is a full-fledged DJ-ing, recording and live-performance mixing tool. so it does a LOT more than you're ever going to use it for--you can even mix video with it though I never tried. or you can plug an electric guitar into it and have someone jam away with it while you play with the effects, I did that, was great fun :)
you're far away, so I can't show you. but as I said, the built-in tutorials are pretty good (just skip to the chapters that explain things you like to know about), you can find them under the Help menu. they will open a tutorial "Project", which consists of sound samples and set up, so you can follow the lesson by doing what it says. It may take some time, but you'll be playing with sound and music, and that's fun :) There;s also a full reference manual in the Help menu.
One piece of advice, it starts up by default in "Session View", I suppose this is intended for doing live mixes, and I never use it. Click the little circle-with-three-horizontal-bars icon somewhere on the right of the interface to switch to "Arrangement View", there you can drag and drop and copy different clips and pieces of audio onto a timeline and into different tracks and such, which is (probably) what you want to do.
when you've made something that you want to save as MP3, first save it as a Project, so that you can change the arrangement later if you like, then select the bit (time range) you want to use, and select Export Audio from the File menu. then it will make a (rather big) .WAV file of your sound. This takes a little while because it's doing it in high quality. When that's done you can convert the .WAV file to an MP3 with a tool such as RazorLame (http://jthz.com/mp3/) (which is a very useful and easy tool to have around anyway, even if you want to make MP3s from other sources)
Thanks!
Gonad implosion, here I come!
Sorry if that wasn't "mature" enough, btw.
That "mature" comment bugs me.
But what the hell? We can stop being rock n rollers, and start playing the pipe organ for Lawrence fucking Welk.
YOU MISCONSTRUE
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 02:10:38 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 05, 2010, 06:44:09 AM
Still giggling at "gonad detonation". So mature.
Sorry I don't measure up to your standards of maturity.
This was me using slightly poor grammar.
"I am" still giggling.
It's a funny mental image.
I didn't even catch that remark, not with the phrase "gonad detonation" so close to it.
DOK YOU TEMPT OUR FATE
THAT TONE HAD
BETTER NOT DETONATE
MY GONAD
everyone make sure you wear your gonad helmets!
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 05, 2010, 07:27:52 PM
YOU MISCONSTRUE
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 02:10:38 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 05, 2010, 06:44:09 AM
Still giggling at "gonad detonation". So mature.
Sorry I don't measure up to your standards of maturity.
This was me using slightly poor grammar.
"I am" still giggling.
It's a funny mental image.
"So mature."
I suppose I could settle down, put in my hours, drink a few beers, watch TV, fart a bit, and go to bed every night. Maybe go bowling on Friday, or perhaps play bridge. Rinse, repeat until I die.
Would that be more appropriate? Because I suppose I could do that. I'd just have to, you know, contract ECH to come down here and SHOOT ME IN MY FACE.
But it would prevent excessive friviolity, and that has to be worth something, right?
No, really. I was actually referring to myself, I just didn't do a good job of making that clear. :|
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 05, 2010, 08:40:04 PM
No, really. I was actually referring to myself, I just didn't do a good job of making that clear. :|
Okay.
I am a little curious, though...Why are you worried about "maturity"? I mean, if that's what you're after, I'm sure there's a free stool at the sports bar.
Haven't given it much thought. Perhaps I associate juvenile humor with childishness. But really I have no idea.
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 05, 2010, 08:50:15 PM
Haven't given it much thought. Perhaps I associate juvenile humor with childishness. But really I have no idea.
Looking around, not one of the world's problems has been caused by a child.
plastic disposable diapers in landfills.
would never have happened if it weren't for those damn kids.
E/O/T.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 05, 2010, 09:40:58 PM
plastic disposable diapers in landfills.
would never have happened if it weren't for those damn kids.
E/O/T.
Well, shit.
Another beautiful theory slain by an ugly fact. :x
But WAIT!
Future archaeologists will have to dig through those, ECH.
That has to count for something.
Point.
In that spirit, I'm going to start burying my collection of "unfortunate things" in the garden.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 06, 2010, 04:02:41 AM
Point.
In that spirit, I'm going to start burying my collection of "unfortunate things" in the garden.
Nice.
We all know how bad record keeping is. An anachronism or two will do them good.
Dok,
Hates the future.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2010, 04:14:15 AM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 06, 2010, 04:02:41 AM
Point.
In that spirit, I'm going to start burying my collection of "unfortunate things" in the garden.
Nice.
We all know how bad record keeping is. An anachronism or two will do them good.
Dok,
Hates the future.
I hope they enjoy the hovercars and wild space sex that
WE were promised.
:argh!:
Quote from: Nast on March 06, 2010, 04:49:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2010, 04:14:15 AM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 06, 2010, 04:02:41 AM
Point.
In that spirit, I'm going to start burying my collection of "unfortunate things" in the garden.
Nice.
We all know how bad record keeping is. An anachronism or two will do them good.
Dok,
Hates the future.
I hope they enjoy the hovercars and wild space sex that WE were promised.
:argh!:
AND THEY NEVER COME BACK TO VISIT! :crankey:
OH FUCK, I'M GETTING DEJA VU AGAIN. MAKE IT STOP!!!
Quote from: Jason Wabash on March 06, 2010, 05:26:36 AM
OH FUCK, I'M GETTING DEJA VU AGAIN. MAKE IT STOP!!!
Then give me my fucking KITCHEN OF THE FUTURE!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2010, 05:27:22 AM
Quote from: Jason Wabash on March 06, 2010, 05:26:36 AM
OH FUCK, I'M GETTING DEJA VU AGAIN. MAKE IT STOP!!!
Then give me my fucking KITCHEN OF THE FUTURE!
I can't tell if that deja vu was from the past or the future. Those always freak me out. :tinfoilhat: