I googled it so its true.
Further, to anyone with a high post count: blow me.
8)
Sorry, but you don't get free blowjobs until at least a thousand posts.
Go back to Ismay, Gibson! :crankey:
What a lame selection of smileys...wait a minute...theres more! :love:
Quote from: Remington on March 06, 2010, 09:30:49 PM
Sorry, but you don't get free blowjobs until at least a thousand posts.
Then how much do they cost and can I get a line up?
I'm terribly sorry, but you seem to be mistaken. This is actually the wurst forum on the internet.
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m308/selmasaurus/wurst.jpg)
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 09:22:45 PM
I googled it so its true.
Further, to anyone with a high post count: blow me.
8)
Are you hot?
Quote from: Nast on March 06, 2010, 09:45:20 PM
I'm terribly sorry, but you seem to be mistaken. This is actually the wurst forum on the internet.
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m308/selmasaurus/wurst.jpg)
Why? OH GOD Nast, WHY??? :x
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 06, 2010, 09:54:54 PM
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 09:22:45 PM
I googled it so its true.
Further, to anyone with a high post count: blow me.
8)
Are you hot?
I have money and a blindfold.
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 09:59:41 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 06, 2010, 09:54:54 PM
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 09:22:45 PM
I googled it so its true.
Further, to anyone with a high post count: blow me.
8)
Are you hot?
I have money and a blindfold.
you'll definitely be glad you have a blindfold....
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 06, 2010, 09:56:07 PM
Quote from: Nast on March 06, 2010, 09:45:20 PM
I'm terribly sorry, but you seem to be mistaken. This is actually the wurst forum on the internet.
(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m308/selmasaurus/wurst.jpg)
Why? OH GOD Nast, WHY??? :x
I DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN!
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 09:59:41 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 06, 2010, 09:54:54 PM
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 09:22:45 PM
I googled it so its true.
Further, to anyone with a high post count: blow me.
8)
Are you hot?
I have money and a blindfold.
I take it the answer is not at all. :sad:
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 06, 2010, 10:01:14 PM
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 09:59:41 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 06, 2010, 09:54:54 PM
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 09:22:45 PM
I googled it so its true.
Further, to anyone with a high post count: blow me.
8)
Are you hot?
I have money and a blindfold.
I take it the answer is not at all. :sad:
Where can I get some good sexual harassment on this forum?
Harassment here is not something you ask for.
It's something you'll probably receive regardless
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 10:14:18 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 06, 2010, 10:01:14 PM
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 09:59:41 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 06, 2010, 09:54:54 PM
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 09:22:45 PM
I googled it so its true.
Further, to anyone with a high post count: blow me.
8)
Are you hot?
I have money and a blindfold.
I take it the answer is not at all. :sad:
Where can I get some good sexual harassment on this forum?
What have you done to deserve
good sexual harassment?
You have to earn it.
Jenny sat up in bed, the light of a muted TV illuminating her bedroom. The sound she thought she had heard outside made her heart beat faster, but she rationalized that the half bottle of wine was just making her head a little funny. The bottle was intended for her and her boyfriend to share tonight, but he called and said he couldn't make it. He always felt concern for her staying at the apartment alone, it was in what was considered a "bad" neighborhood, and she wished he could be here to stay with her and stroke her hair and make everything feel alright. She pulled her sheets up against herself a little tighter. Jenny's eyes were fixed on the part of the room the noise came from: the window. She took two deep breaths, pulled the covers all the way over her head and decided to go to sleep
The shatter of glass snapped Jenny into alertness. She scrambled for something to defend herself with, her had searching the nightstand for something solid. But it was too late. The man had crawled through the broken window and had taken a hold of Jenny. His gloved hand muffled her screaming, and she felt something slip around her straining neck. She grasped at what was slowly choking the life out of her, but found it impossible to get her fingers around the cold slimy links. Her body finally collapsed, her wurst fears realized.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Jerry_Frankster/facepalmtree.jpg)
Quote from: Nast on March 06, 2010, 10:46:01 PM
Jenny sat up in bed, the light of a muted TV illuminating her bedroom. The sound she thought she had heard outside made her heart beat faster, but she rationalized that the half bottle of wine was just making her head a little funny. The bottle was intended for her and her boyfriend to share tonight, but he called and said he couldn't make it. He always felt concern for her staying at the apartment alone, it was in what was considered a "bad" neighborhood, and she wished he could be here to stay with her and stroke her hair and make everything feel alright. She pulled her sheets up against herself a little tighter. Jenny's eyes were fixed on the part of the room the noise came from: the window. She took two deep breaths, pulled the covers all the way over her head and decided to go to sleep
The shatter of glass snapped Jenny into alertness. She scrambled for something to defend herself with, her had searching the nightstand for something solid. But it was too late. The man had crawled through the broken window and had taken a hold of Jenny. His gloved hand muffled her screaming, and she felt something slip around her straining neck. She grasped at what was slowly choking the life out of her, but found it impossible to get her fingers around the cold slimy links. Her body finally collapsed, her wurst fears realized.
:buttsecks:
you must earn our sexual harassment. Post pics of your ugly mug and we'll decide if you're worthy of our hawt laydee harassment.
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 07, 2010, 12:17:30 AM
you must earn our sexual harassment. Post pics of your ugly mug and we'll decide if you're worthy of our hawt laydee harassment.
(http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=tbn&q=http://www.megginson.com/img/plastic-surgery.jpg&usg=AFQjCNHSnIgTjNtuaeDIxZ_yHNKcRJ8VMQ)
You're pretty, but beautiful requires a clip-on mullet.
*Swish*
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 07, 2010, 12:23:36 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 07, 2010, 12:17:30 AM
you must earn our sexual harassment. Post pics of your ugly mug and we'll decide if you're worthy of our hawt laydee harassment.
http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=tbn&q=http://www.megginson.com/img/plastic-surgery.jpg&usg=AFQjCNHSnIgTjNtuaeDIxZ_yHNKcRJ8VMQ
:spluff:
Quote from: Paesior on March 06, 2010, 10:23:27 PM
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 10:14:18 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 06, 2010, 10:01:14 PM
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 09:59:41 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 06, 2010, 09:54:54 PM
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 09:22:45 PM
I googled it so its true.
Further, to anyone with a high post count: blow me.
8)
Are you hot?
I have money and a blindfold.
I take it the answer is not at all. :sad:
Where can I get some good sexual harassment on this forum?
What have you done to deserve good sexual harassment?
You have to earn it.
Until you earn it, the only person who's allowed to sexually harass you is Doktor Howl. Every new user is assigned a designated sexual harrasser, and he's yours.
I hope you like big hairy Cornish men.
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 09:22:45 PM
I googled it so its true.
Further, to anyone with a high post count: blow me.
(http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh261/norfin_photos/1252141839397.jpg)
I think it's kinda funny that our "worst forum on the internet" meme actually worked. :lulz:
Quote from: Kai on March 07, 2010, 02:59:08 AM
I think it's kinda funny that our "worst forum on the internet" meme actually worked. :lulz:
it is cute :lulz:
Quote from: Kai on March 07, 2010, 02:59:08 AM
I think it's kinda funny that our "worst forum on the internet" meme actually worked. :lulz:
Honestly, i'm surprised it took this long, and disappointed that this is all we got....
:sad:
Quote from: Kai on March 07, 2010, 02:59:08 AM
I think it's kinda funny that our "worst forum on the internet" meme actually worked. :lulz:
I dont really know why I googled "worst internet forum" in the first place.
I'm a little disappointed in the lack of raunch I'm finding here.
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 07, 2010, 03:07:25 AM
Quote from: Kai on March 07, 2010, 02:59:08 AM
I think it's kinda funny that our "worst forum on the internet" meme actually worked. :lulz:
I dont really know why I googled "worst internet forum" in the first place.
I'm a little disappointed in the lack of raunch I'm finding here.
feel free to GTFO...
Quote from: Iptuous on March 07, 2010, 03:09:05 AM
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 07, 2010, 03:07:25 AM
Quote from: Kai on March 07, 2010, 02:59:08 AM
I think it's kinda funny that our "worst forum on the internet" meme actually worked. :lulz:
I dont really know why I googled "worst internet forum" in the first place.
I'm a little disappointed in the lack of raunch I'm finding here.
feel free to GTFO...
This.
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 07, 2010, 03:07:25 AM
Quote from: Kai on March 07, 2010, 02:59:08 AM
I think it's kinda funny that our "worst forum on the internet" meme actually worked. :lulz:
I dont really know why I googled "worst internet forum" in the first place.
I'm a little disappointed in the lack of raunch I'm finding here.
Okay, man. I feel bad for you.
I'm going to let you in on something we generally only tell people after 50 posts.
The raunch isn't on this version of the board. This part of the board is just a test.
If you're really looking for hilarity and depravity you should check out the real board -> http://www.principiadiscordia.com/secretforums
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 07, 2010, 03:07:25 AM
Quote from: Kai on March 07, 2010, 02:59:08 AM
I think it's kinda funny that our "worst forum on the internet" meme actually worked. :lulz:
I dont really know why I googled "worst internet forum" in the first place.
I'm a little disappointed in the lack of raunch I'm finding here.
You're disappointed? In the worst forum on the internet?
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
If you're looking for raunch you'll need to Google "raunchiest internet forum"
Bonjour & good luck!
Hey guys I Googled "worst newbie on the internet".
:(
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 07, 2010, 03:50:27 AM
Hey guys I Googled "worst newbie on the internet".
:(
:lulz:
Quote from: uiohqefg on March 07, 2010, 03:07:25 AM
Quote from: Kai on March 07, 2010, 02:59:08 AM
I think it's kinda funny that our "worst forum on the internet" meme actually worked. :lulz:
I dont really know why I googled "worst internet forum" in the first place.
I'm a little disappointed in the lack of raunch I'm finding here.
We're so bad, all we manage to do is disappoint.
Quote from: uiohqefg on March 07, 2010, 03:07:25 AM
I'm a little disappointed in the lack of ranch I'm finding here.
(http://www.atomicarchive.com/History/trinity/images/ranchC.jpg)
(http://thisisnachocheese.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/ranchdressing1.jpg)
(http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/ranch_dressing_fountain.jpg)
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 07, 2010, 06:36:56 AM
(http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/ranch_dressing_fountain.jpg)
Ranch fountain?
:fap:
yes. I'm kinda in awe, but also disgusted at the same time.
Holy fuck, yeah.
I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!
That's fucking awesome, but it makes me feel slightly ill just looking at it.
It's like the sun, marvelous, but you can't look at it too long.
This thread made me realize that PD.com has made it as the worst forum on the internet!
Fuck yeah! Good job everybody! We're E-Famous!
(http://www.qwantz.com/fanart/ranch.jpg)
For the record, I think ranch dressing is nasty.
i agree most of the time. its ok im small amounts on certain sandwiches...
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on March 08, 2010, 05:19:16 AM
For the record, I think ranch dressing is nasty.
I knew you were a bot.
I prefer caesar.
I've been hittin' the bleu cheese lately. Damn if it hasn't been hitting me back, though. In the ass. :x
:postpics:
You know how I roll.
Ugh. Hells to the noes. The camera adds 10 # that I just can't spare atm.
:cue Sir Mix-A-Lot:
*cough* I'ma just leave this here....
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/bigbutts.jpg)
:Cough, hack, sputter, giggle:
FFUUU!!!
....Actually, that's about right.