Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Freeky on March 11, 2010, 05:17:55 AM

Title: ATTN Doktor Howl RE: 2nd Assistant (Grunt)
Post by: Freeky on March 11, 2010, 05:17:55 AM
Dear Doktor Howl;

It has come to my attention that you are in fact right about blowing it up. Do you have any openings for another assistant? My qualifications are good math skills, a willingness to carry the heavy stuff, and a mind that is yet still unbroken and clean.

I look forward to working with you in bringing the world to its knees in a fiery way.

Sincerely,
Mistress Freeky

PS Have you seen Pickles? I thought I saw your Jeep today in the neighborhood, and I can't find Pickles anywhere.
Title: Re: ATTN Doktor Howl RE: 2nd Assistant (Grunt)
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 01:47:28 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 05:17:55 AM
Dear Doktor Howl;

It has come to my attention that you are in fact right about blowing it up. Do you have any openings for another assistant? My qualifications are good math skills, a willingness to carry the heavy stuff, and a mind that is yet still unbroken and clean.

I look forward to working with you in bringing the world to its knees in a fiery way.

Sincerely,
Mistress Freeky

PS Have you seen Pickles? I thought I saw your Jeep today in the neighborhood, and I can't find Pickles anywhere.

1.  You're hired, just as soon as I clean up the lab a bit.  You will be needing a title.  I already have a nurse.

2.  I resent that implication, Freeky.  This city is full of white Jeeps.  Perhaps it was that horrible fat Korean 2 doors down.  He may not have been eyeballing YOU, all this time, after all.
Title: Re: ATTN Doktor Howl RE: 2nd Assistant (Grunt)
Post by: Richter on March 11, 2010, 02:17:22 PM
Mistress Freaky,
(To the tuen of the "Bad Horse" chorus)

We send congratulations, your application's in
And welcome you to employ for Dok Howl's sins
Bring some common senses, weapons, labcoat, and your grin

There may be blood
It could be worse
Laughs will be had
With excessive force

Title: Re: ATTN Doktor Howl RE: 2nd Assistant (Grunt)
Post by: Freeky on March 11, 2010, 02:55:05 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 11, 2010, 02:17:22 PM
Mistress Freaky,
(To the tuen of the "Bad Horse" chorus)

We send congratulations, your application's in
And welcome you to employ for Dok Howl's sins
Bring some common senses, weapons, labcoat, and your grin

There may be blood
It could be worse
Laughs will be had
With excessive force

:lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN Doktor Howl RE: 2nd Assistant (Grunt)
Post by: Freeky on March 11, 2010, 03:00:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 01:47:28 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 05:17:55 AM
Dear Doktor Howl;

It has come to my attention that you are in fact right about blowing it up. Do you have any openings for another assistant? My qualifications are good math skills, a willingness to carry the heavy stuff, and a mind that is yet still unbroken and clean.

I look forward to working with you in bringing the world to its knees in a fiery way.

Sincerely,
Mistress Freeky

PS Have you seen Pickles? I thought I saw your Jeep today in the neighborhood, and I can't find Pickles anywhere.

1.  You're hired, just as soon as I clean up the lab a bit.  You will be needing a title.  I already have a nurse.

2.  I resent that implication, Freeky.  This city is full of white Jeeps.  Perhaps it was that horrible fat Korean 2 doors down.  He may not have been eyeballing YOU, all this time, after all.

1. Reflecting upon names, it seems the only ones I can come up with are barbarian-esque (Freeky, something of something or Freeky of Something). Is this allowed?

2.
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Title: Re: ATTN Doktor Howl RE: 2nd Assistant (Grunt)
Post by: Dimocritus on March 11, 2010, 03:37:04 PM
For some reason this topic made me think of this.

(http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Spirit_The_Movie/louis_lombardi_as_phobos_the_spirit_movie_image.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN Doktor Howl RE: 2nd Assistant (Grunt)
Post by: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 03:57:59 PM
I suggest NAILBUNNY.


(http://www.bpsd.org/IMS/Tech_Ed/8th%20Grade/Webpages_06-07/3rd-9wks/3rd-9wks_files/pd5/smith.sarah/images/nail-bunny-likes-sane-conve.jpg)

(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/scratchpad/images/thumb/d/d7/NailBunny.jpg/101px-NailBunny.jpg)

(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/scratchpad/images/thumb/3/3e/BUNNY.jpg/109px-BUNNY.jpg)