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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 11, 2010, 10:50:08 PM

Title: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 11, 2010, 10:50:08 PM
After three years of deliberation, I have concluded that you are a girl.

Ask me how!
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 11, 2010, 10:51:44 PM
I AGREE
YOU ARE SUCH A GIRL
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: NotPublished on March 11, 2010, 11:01:28 PM
No ...

I'm pretty sure Ten Ton Mantis is a guy.

And we're dating  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 11, 2010, 11:09:34 PM
No, he's a girl.

Probably a cute one, with nice tits.
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Enrico Salazar on March 11, 2010, 11:10:48 PM
This is sexiest thread in all site. 

Nigel, please tell Enrico why... and tell s-l-o-w.
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Jasper on March 11, 2010, 11:13:36 PM
If this was true, I would totally hit that.
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 11, 2010, 11:32:26 PM
SHOW US YOUR TITS TTM
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Kai on March 11, 2010, 11:57:47 PM
He has a son, and he definitely wasn't pregnant with it.
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 12, 2010, 12:08:44 AM
(SHHHHHHH just pretend you want to see his tits too)
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Enrico Salazar on March 12, 2010, 12:34:19 AM
Quote from: Kai on March 11, 2010, 11:57:47 PM
He has a son, and he definitely wasn't pregnant with it.

Enrico has be pregnant two time.  What your point is?
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: NotPublished on March 12, 2010, 12:34:50 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 11:09:34 PM
No, he's a girl.

Probably a cute one, with nice tits.

I could be a girl ? :(
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Dysnomia on March 12, 2010, 01:28:38 AM
TITS





OR GTFO
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: NotPublished on March 12, 2010, 02:05:47 AM
I have special boobs, they're like head lights and like to glow on their own accord. The surgeon couldn't get the plasticity right =/

Atleast the Squirrel Detective is cute!
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Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 12, 2010, 02:17:21 AM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on March 11, 2010, 11:10:48 PM
This is sexiest thread in all site. 

Nigel, please tell Enrico why... and tell s-l-o-w.

Cannot tell Enrico. Can only tell TTM... if she asks.  :lulz:

Is rule.
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 12, 2010, 02:19:02 AM
Fred your sigline is perfect for this thread!
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 12, 2010, 02:20:04 AM
Quote from: Kai on March 11, 2010, 11:57:47 PM
He has a son, and he definitely wasn't pregnant with it.

How do you know? Did you MEET her during the gestation period?

Who's to say she isn't a lesbian?
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 12, 2010, 03:06:25 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 10:50:08 PM
After three years of deliberation, I have concluded that you are a girl.

Ask me how!

Was it my vagina that gave it away?
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 12, 2010, 03:12:26 PM
i bet it was your epic tits
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 12, 2010, 03:13:02 PM
Yeah, they are pretty epic.
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 12, 2010, 06:26:51 PM
You got me.

It was the tits that started me suspecting, but the vagina clinched it.
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: LMNO on March 12, 2010, 06:38:50 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 12, 2010, 06:26:51 PM
You got me.

It was the tits that started me suspecting, but the vagina clinched it.


:fap:
:lmnuendo:
:fap:
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 12, 2010, 06:40:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 12, 2010, 06:38:50 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 12, 2010, 06:26:51 PM
You got me.

It was the tits that started me suspecting, but the vagina clinched it.


:fap:
:lmnuendo:
:fap:

:lulz:
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 20, 2010, 09:42:55 PM
...was it my rampant misogyny?
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 20, 2010, 09:51:46 PM
What's that? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my immodest garb causing earthquakes.
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Suu on April 20, 2010, 09:53:35 PM
:popcorn:
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 20, 2010, 09:54:49 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 20, 2010, 09:51:46 PM
What's that? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my immodest garb causing earthquakes.

Pretty sure all that would cause is projectile vomiting.
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Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 20, 2010, 09:55:25 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 20, 2010, 09:53:35 PM
:popcorn:

Holy fuck, that popcorn must be concealing some promiscuous women inside!
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 20, 2010, 09:59:18 PM
ZOMG he like, called me ugly! Come on, TTM, I bet you have even more internet stereotypes to let loose.
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 20, 2010, 10:02:22 PM
How is that a stereotype?

You're taking some serious liberties with the English language.

Edit: I've decided to start a list of words that Nigel doesn't understand. So far I've got:
Misogynist
Sociopath
Stereotype

There are probably more so if anyone out there wants to help keep track of this we can start a wiki and hopefully use it to further Nigel's education.

(http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/the_more_you_know2.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 21, 2010, 02:27:34 AM
"Stereotypical" internet ad-hominem. You've already covered the "slut" base, also the "big nose", "horse-face" and "ugly".

I know this is hard for you to understand, but when you call a woman a "desperate whore" for what was that, not liking alignment charts? Or attempt to use the fact that she dates and has sex as an insult; that's where you cross into misogyny.

The "You people are only pixels on a screen" is where the sociopath idea came from, Dead Kennedy.

Brush up on your reading comprehension a little, here. I would have expected more from you, except... well, I don't. You are apparently not intelligent enough to do anything other than start a whole new thread for each boring six-month-old link you repost, and call women ugly whores in seventeen different threads when they've had it with your idiocy.

That was a pretty amazing tantrum, though, all things considered.

Which is it you're on; meth or cocaine?
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Triple Zero on April 21, 2010, 07:53:07 AM
 :kingmeh: :boring: :roll: :roll: etc
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: LMNO on April 21, 2010, 02:04:14 PM
Uh... the "pixels on a screen" thing was mine, and it was intended to remind Nemi not to take the Internets too seriously.



Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Faust on April 21, 2010, 02:54:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 21, 2010, 02:04:14 PM
Uh... the "pixels on a screen" thing was mine, and it was intended to remind Nemi not to take the Internets too seriously.




I've said similar too, you people aren't real until I meet you.
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Reginald Ret on April 21, 2010, 03:52:15 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 21, 2010, 02:54:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 21, 2010, 02:04:14 PM
Uh... the "pixels on a screen" thing was mine, and it was intended to remind Nemi not to take the Internets too seriously.




I've said similar too, you people aren't real until I meet you.
This.
I like you all, but until i meet you you are just figments of my imagination.
'Pixels on a screen' is a good reality check for emotional situations on the internet.
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 21, 2010, 04:03:07 PM
Quote from: Regret on April 21, 2010, 03:52:15 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 21, 2010, 02:54:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 21, 2010, 02:04:14 PM
Uh... the "pixels on a screen" thing was mine, and it was intended to remind Nemi not to take the Internets too seriously.




I've said similar too, you people aren't real until I meet you.
This.
I like you all, but until i meet you you are just figments of my imagination.
'Pixels on a screen' is a good reality check for emotional situations on the internet.

I don't think TTM is capable of having reality checks for his "emotional situations" on the internet. Other than the helpless giggling at TTM's hysterical overreaction to being called boring, which I am sharing with a few other "pixels on a screen" who happen to be my friends, I am not having an "emotional situation".

Also, I'm fascinated that he seems to think that a thread where I said I think he's a woman is supposed to be insulting. Considering I started it before he freaked out on me and called me a "desperate whore"; at the time I had some respect and like for him actually. This thread seems to have been the fulcrum for his complete and utter loss of shit.
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 21, 2010, 04:04:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 21, 2010, 02:04:14 PM
Uh... the "pixels on a screen" thing was mine, and it was intended to remind Nemi not to take the Internets too seriously.





You perhaps weren't consciously aware of this, but it predates that by a good few trolls. I thought you were riffing on it when you said it to the latest tranny/MPD/suburban emo kid.
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: LMNO on April 21, 2010, 04:08:32 PM
I first used it in 2005, so...  I dunno.  Seems irrelevant to the situation at hand. 

Please disregard.
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 21, 2010, 04:19:47 PM
For the record, I think you are all actual warm-blooded people with feelings sitting in chairs in front of a computer somewhere. The only difference between online and IRL is that I can't always tell whether you're serious or joking, and I can "like" or "not like" you online but I won't know for sure until I either talk to you on the phone (the Devil's infernal machine) or meet you face to face, whether I really like you. For instance, I though ECH was kind of an asshole online, but in person he's a gruff-but-jovial good-natured giant and what appears to be assholery online is just directness in person. Dok Howl is just as direct on the phone, but is also HILARIOUS. Intonation and body language counts for a lot, and we don't get that online, but that doesn't make us non-persons not actually interacting with each other.

Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: LMNO on April 21, 2010, 04:20:52 PM
That's a valid position, too.
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Lord Quantum on April 21, 2010, 04:23:07 PM
So for the record, the only woman in the thread sees people on the internet as well...people and all the guys in the thread see people on the internet as "pixels on a screen". Interesting.
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: LMNO on April 21, 2010, 04:26:02 PM
That's a tad absolutist.


If you recall, my "pixels on a screen" comment was a remedy for taking the internet too seriously.


That's a long way from denying the existence of other people.
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Cain on April 21, 2010, 04:28:58 PM
Yes Lord Quantum, it's because women have nuturing and protective natures and men are the assholes who go hunting.  Clearly evolutionary psychology is at work on the internet, right here, ITT.

OR

You're using a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too small sample to try and make a point in order to look clever.  It isn't working.
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Lord Quantum on April 21, 2010, 04:41:11 PM
I'm not trying to look clever, I just thought it was interesting that Nigel (who I previously thought was a guy) claims to see people on the Internet as real people instead of just saying "oh, it's the internet". Believe or not, I don't spend all my time on here trying to make a Fraiser-like wisecracks, sometimes I just comment on things.
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Salty on April 21, 2010, 05:30:50 PM
It's such a simple defensive position to fall back on, "you're not real, it's just the internets." It's more difficult to call people out on because there's not as many equivilants to stomping or slamming doors or other outward signals that indicate a need to say "Hey man, actually I don't think you're 'fine'."

To pretend that these interactions don't have an impact on your glands that send a wave of anxeity, anger, self-doubt (or happier emotions) seems self-defeating and just a little bit absurd to me.  Some people are more capable than others at taking what other people think of them in stride. But these people have this capability IRL as well as online.

That said, I thought LMNO's advice was good, and an important consideration for sensitive types.   
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: LMNO on April 21, 2010, 06:14:33 PM
While Alty has a good point, you need to keep the "Internet + Anonymity = Asshole" equation in mind.  IRL, I treat friend's comments as valid, and they hold worth and value to me.

On the internet, where offensive cruelty as humor is practically a requirement, I take what is said to me with a lot less seriousness.

It's all about context.
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 21, 2010, 07:18:36 PM
It is about context. And wearing a helmet, and also about assuming that other people are actually people, unless they're TTM or Net, or regular posters on Mysticwicks.

This thread was never about insulting TTM, until he bumped it along with a bunch of other threads in pursuit of his hissy-fit over being called boring. But this shitfucker said some things to me that are unforgivable, and he reacts with an epic temper tantrum and takes it into every fucking thread every time I poke him.

Sorry about that. It's probably never going to end, though, because I'm not going to forgive him.

Unless he apologizes.
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 21, 2010, 07:30:37 PM
Go fuck yourself.
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Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 21, 2010, 07:35:49 PM
Ook ook, retard.
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 21, 2010, 07:38:56 PM
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Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 21, 2010, 08:36:58 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 21, 2010, 04:19:47 PM
For the record, I think you are all actual warm-blooded people with feelings sitting in chairs in front of a computer somewhere. The only difference between online and IRL is that I can't always tell whether you're serious or joking, and I can "like" or "not like" you online but I won't know for sure until I either talk to you on the phone (the Devil's infernal machine) or meet you face to face, whether I really like you. For instance, I though ECH was kind of an asshole online, but in person he's a gruff-but-jovial good-natured giant and what appears to be assholery online is just directness in person. Dok Howl is just as direct on the phone, but is also HILARIOUS. Intonation and body language counts for a lot, and we don't get that online, but that doesn't make us non-persons not actually interacting with each other.



...except for 000 who is a "histrionic bitch", right? Or me, who is a "sociopathic misogynist", right?

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 20, 2010, 10:02:22 PM
How is that a stereotype?

You're taking some serious liberties with the English language.

Edit: I've decided to start a list of words that Nigel doesn't understand. So far I've got:
Misogynist
Sociopath
Stereotype

There are probably more so if anyone out there wants to help keep track of this we can start a wiki and hopefully use it to further Nigel's education.

(http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/the_more_you_know2.jpg)

Histrionic.
Dating.
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 21, 2010, 08:45:01 PM
How's the spittle control going?
Title: Re: ATTN: TEN TON MANTIS
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 21, 2010, 08:55:02 PM
Pretty good, got a 10 gallon bucket.
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