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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => High Weirdness => Topic started by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 17, 2010, 04:07:17 PM

Title: Border Patrol Arrests Man For Crossing Street
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 17, 2010, 04:07:17 PM
http://www.wptz.com/news/22826310/detail.html

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Title: Re: Border Patrol Arrests Man For Crossing Street
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on March 17, 2010, 04:12:33 PM
For a second there, I thought this was going to be about jaywalking...

Well, I guess this means that the giant wall separating the US from Canada is behind schedule.
Title: Re: Border Patrol Arrests Man For Crossing Street
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2010, 04:12:54 PM
Well, they had to do something.  This creeping Canadianism is getting completely out of hand.

And people have to stay in their assigned box.  I mean, WTF?  American pizza isn't good enough for him?
Title: Re: Border Patrol Arrests Man For Crossing Street
Post by: Remington on March 17, 2010, 04:18:47 PM
Canadian back bacon on your pizza: worth getting arrested for.
Title: Re: Border Patrol Arrests Man For Crossing Street
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2010, 04:22:35 PM
Quote from: Remington on March 17, 2010, 04:18:47 PM
Canadian back bacon on your pizza: worth getting arrested for.

We're on to you, Canuckistani.  Stop corrupting our citizens' purity of essence!   :argh!:
Title: Re: Border Patrol Arrests Man For Crossing Street
Post by: Remington on March 17, 2010, 04:25:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2010, 04:22:35 PM
Quote from: Remington on March 17, 2010, 04:18:47 PM
Canadian back bacon on your pizza: worth getting arrested for.

We're on to you, Canuckistani.  Stop corrupting our citizens' purity of essence!   :argh!:
Says the Newfoundlander.

Also, Canadian back bacon is Goodness made manifest. It's heaven, if heaven were deliciously greasy strips of meat.
Title: Re: Border Patrol Arrests Man For Crossing Street
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2010, 04:30:08 PM
Quote from: Remington on March 17, 2010, 04:25:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2010, 04:22:35 PM
Quote from: Remington on March 17, 2010, 04:18:47 PM
Canadian back bacon on your pizza: worth getting arrested for.

We're on to you, Canuckistani.  Stop corrupting our citizens' purity of essence!   :argh!:
Says the Newfoundlander.

Also, Canadian back bacon is Goodness made manifest. It's heaven, if heaven were deliciously greasy strips of meat.

Newfoundland is different.  We are not contaminated by your hideous mainlander ways.  We lead a simple life of alcoholism, seal-clubbing, and bad Irish music.
Title: Re: Border Patrol Arrests Man For Crossing Street
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 17, 2010, 04:54:01 PM
Quote from: Remington on March 17, 2010, 04:25:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 17, 2010, 04:22:35 PM
Quote from: Remington on March 17, 2010, 04:18:47 PM
Canadian back bacon on your pizza: worth getting arrested for.

We're on to you, Canuckistani.  Stop corrupting our citizens' purity of essence!   :argh!:
Says the Newfoundlander.

Also, Canadian back bacon is Goodness made manifest. It's heaven, if heaven were deliciously greasy strips of meat.

We are eating Liberty Ham on our pizzas, thankyouverymuch!
Title: Re: Border Patrol Arrests Man For Crossing Street
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 17, 2010, 05:06:27 PM
IS NOT BACON... THAT SHIT IS HAM
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