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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Lies on March 18, 2010, 06:32:59 AM

Title: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Lies on March 18, 2010, 06:32:59 AM
To the security screeners at the Yakima Air Terminal, the device in the belongings of a departing passenger looked like a grenade. That prompted the brief evacuation of about a dozen people from the terminal Tuesday evening. (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/03/17/national/main6307775.shtml)

Military bomb technicians from the Army's Yakima Training Center were called.

Yakima police Sgt. Tim Bardwell says the item carried by a 23-year-old California man was actually a commercially purchased marijuana grinder.

The man was arrested for investigation of drug possession. Bardwell says the grinder contained a substance that appeared to be marijuana.

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This is why drug education is important.

Confusing Stoners with Terrorists, it's almost as if they're *trying* to associate the two.
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Lies on March 18, 2010, 07:00:24 AM
Actually, to be fair, this is what they probably found, and if it is what they found, I don't blame them for being a little paranoid, and the stoner who had that with him is a fucking idiot.

(http://gorillaglass.com/images/grenade%20grinder%201.JPG)
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: the last yatto on March 18, 2010, 08:38:35 AM
the handle flips up and you use that to spin it around, seen it at the smoke shops...

but if you notice the threads are on the inside
so its really just going to waste all the keith your collecting in the bottom
it probally has a good amount even if the guy thought it was empty
which is why that guy is so fucked

small scissors seems to work best, yet none of the shops carry them
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Earthbound Spirit on March 18, 2010, 10:53:15 AM
I've never seen a grinder that looked like that before.  I've got a couple of them and they don't look like that.

I agree, the carrier is an idiot to try and carry that on a plane.
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 18, 2010, 02:12:19 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Cain on March 18, 2010, 03:11:58 PM
Anyone who brings drug paraphenalia to an airport is probably too stupid to be allowed out on their own.

Let alone if it looks like a weapon...
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: -Kel- on March 18, 2010, 03:51:04 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 18, 2010, 03:11:58 PM
Anyone who brings drug paraphenalia to an airport is probably too stupid to be allowed out on their own.

Let alone if it looks like a weapon...

i concur
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Dimocritus on March 18, 2010, 04:26:32 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on March 18, 2010, 08:38:35 AM
the handle flips up and you use that to spin it around, seen it at the smoke shops...

but if you notice the threads are on the inside
so its really just going to waste all the keith your collecting in the bottom
it probally has a good amount even if the guy thought it was empty
which is why that guy is so fucked

small scissors seems to work best, yet none of the shops carry them

Interesting. We use the term "Keif" in RI. I never knew there was a variation of the word, and I've always wanted to know where the term originated from. Which one of us is doing it wrong?
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: the last yatto on March 18, 2010, 06:40:18 PM
well since keith is a person,
and that i, a spag, usually spell things how they sound...

HAHA both of us is wrong its كيف
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kief
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Dimocritus on March 18, 2010, 06:44:23 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on March 18, 2010, 06:40:18 PM
well since keith is a person,
and that i, a spag, usually spell things how they sound...

HAHA both of us is wrong its كيف
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kief


Huh. Interesting. Thanks for that.
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: notathing on March 18, 2010, 09:14:02 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 18, 2010, 06:32:59 AM

Yakima police Sgt. Tim Bardwell says the item carried by a 23-year-old California man was actually a commercially purchased marijuana grinder.

The man was arrested for investigation of drug possession. Bardwell says the grinder contained a substance that appeared to be marijuana.


b-b-but I thought grinders were for tobacco use only  :x
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: the last yatto on March 18, 2010, 09:28:32 PM
even tops tobacco comes preshredded
those and the small rose vials are so not for normal use.
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 18, 2010, 10:19:31 PM
Small rose vials?
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Dimocritus on March 18, 2010, 10:20:23 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on March 18, 2010, 10:19:31 PM
Small rose vials?

They are paraphenalia for one of the more "base" intoxicants.
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 18, 2010, 10:22:59 PM
Right, but what are they exactly?
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: on March 18, 2010, 10:24:25 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on March 18, 2010, 10:22:59 PM
Right, but what are they exactly?

Speed or Crack pipes.
They sell them in the gas stations and liquor stores around here.
They're little glass tubes that have little flowers in them.
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Rumckle on March 19, 2010, 02:30:03 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on March 18, 2010, 08:38:35 AM
small scissors seems to work best, yet none of the shops carry them

If you want small scissors just get sewing or manicure scissors, they should do the same job. Surely you don't need special ones with little leaves printed on them?
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: the last yatto on March 19, 2010, 08:41:57 AM
its point of sale, they sell grinders so people get those because thats whats there...

Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on March 19, 2010, 09:08:16 AM
I gave mine away when I quit.
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Triple Zero on March 19, 2010, 10:06:06 AM
A blender usually works great.
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 19, 2010, 04:23:52 PM
kids these days.  :roll:

whatever happened to just pinching off a piece and packing it in the bowl/bong/whatever? One of the reasons I like pot is that I don't have to go through some drawn-out process that requires me to fuck with things. Same reason I prefer beer over mixing drinks.
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 19, 2010, 04:43:55 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 19, 2010, 04:23:52 PM
kids these days.  :roll:

whatever happened to just pinching off a piece and packing it in the bowl/bong/whatever? One of the reasons I like pot is that I don't have to go through some drawn-out process that requires me to fuck with things. Same reason I prefer beer over mixing drinks.

That's kind of what I was just thinking.
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Triple Zero on March 19, 2010, 04:45:42 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 19, 2010, 04:23:52 PM
kids these days.  :roll:

whatever happened to just pinching off a piece and packing it in the bowl/bong/whatever? One of the reasons I like pot is that I don't have to go through some drawn-out process that requires me to fuck with things. Same reason I prefer beer over mixing drinks.

Ok that's for "usually", the blender was for when we had to roll a shitload of them for a party. And partly for the "hey can we use your blender?", "what for?" discussion :lol:
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on March 19, 2010, 05:27:17 PM
I used to use a grinder for making it rollable with tobacco. Filthy euro spag!
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:33:04 PM
The only people I know who have grinders are those who LIKE to get all kitschy collecting the paraphernalia.  And they do that with about every other hobby in their lives, too.  Only a dumbass would bring that shit on a plane.  Never again the Tommy Chong times, hello....
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 05:42:09 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 04:43:55 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 19, 2010, 04:23:52 PM
kids these days.  :roll:

whatever happened to just pinching off a piece and packing it in the bowl/bong/whatever? One of the reasons I like pot is that I don't have to go through some drawn-out process that requires me to fuck with things. Same reason I prefer beer over mixing drinks.

That's kind of what I was just thinking.

Who the fuck grinds their weed?  And why?
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:44:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 05:42:09 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 04:43:55 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 19, 2010, 04:23:52 PM
kids these days.  :roll:

whatever happened to just pinching off a piece and packing it in the bowl/bong/whatever? One of the reasons I like pot is that I don't have to go through some drawn-out process that requires me to fuck with things. Same reason I prefer beer over mixing drinks.

That's kind of what I was just thinking.

Who the fuck grinds their weed?  And why?

To be able to roll it I guess...if it comes too sticky/chunky?  Seems lazy but like I said, I only knew people into "weed gadgets" who had them at all.  Everyone else I know uses their fingers.
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 05:46:31 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 19, 2010, 05:44:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 05:42:09 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 04:43:55 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 19, 2010, 04:23:52 PM
kids these days.  :roll:

whatever happened to just pinching off a piece and packing it in the bowl/bong/whatever? One of the reasons I like pot is that I don't have to go through some drawn-out process that requires me to fuck with things. Same reason I prefer beer over mixing drinks.

That's kind of what I was just thinking.

Who the fuck grinds their weed?  And why?

To be able to roll it I guess...if it comes too sticky/chunky?  Seems lazy but like I said, I only knew people into "weed gadgets" who had them at all.  Everyone else I know uses their fingers.

Yeah, that's what I used to do.
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 19, 2010, 06:00:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 05:42:09 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 04:43:55 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 19, 2010, 04:23:52 PM
kids these days.  :roll:

whatever happened to just pinching off a piece and packing it in the bowl/bong/whatever? One of the reasons I like pot is that I don't have to go through some drawn-out process that requires me to fuck with things. Same reason I prefer beer over mixing drinks.

That's kind of what I was just thinking.

Who the fuck grinds their weed?  And why?

Grinders are useful for a few things:

1. Truning skag/clippings into hash... or at least the first step in the process. You grind up leaves/crappy weed/shake etc and the kief collector at the bottom separates the glans, crystals etc from the plant matter. The kief can then be pressed into a pseudo-hash (not the britspag "hash=crap" but the normal hash=potent stuff minus the plant maatter).

2. Smoother hits on joints and bongs. Ground weed tends to hit more smoothly in a bong or joint than stuff thats just been kinda torn up or ripped off the stem. This is mostly true for midis or pretendies, not necessary for good Kine Bud.

3. Some of my friends grind all their pot because they use the kief catcher as a backup for when they run out and can't afford/find/etc actual weed.

I have a small, generic looking grinder which I use when rolling joints... that's about it.
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Telarus on March 20, 2010, 12:26:45 AM
Handy when cooking. No one wants a fatty stem in their brownies.
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 20, 2010, 12:34:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 05:42:09 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 19, 2010, 04:43:55 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 19, 2010, 04:23:52 PM
kids these days.  :roll:

whatever happened to just pinching off a piece and packing it in the bowl/bong/whatever? One of the reasons I like pot is that I don't have to go through some drawn-out process that requires me to fuck with things. Same reason I prefer beer over mixing drinks.

That's kind of what I was just thinking.

Who the fuck grinds their weed?  And why?

Sometimes I like mixed drinks too.

I also don't like how the crystals get absorbed into the oils in my fingers when I'm tearing up buds to roll a joint or what have you.

With a grinder, you can catch the crystals and you hardly have to touch the weed at all.

That said, the grinder was a gift—I probably would never have gone out and bought one.

Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 20, 2010, 12:37:00 AM
Quote from: Telarus on March 20, 2010, 12:26:45 AM
Handy when cooking. No one wants a fatty stem in their brownies.

wouldn't you just simmer the pot in butter anyway and then strain the butter through a cheesecloth and use it to make brownies/cookies/caramels/whatever?

works a whole lot better than just tossing ground up bud in some brownie mix.
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Telarus on March 20, 2010, 01:10:56 AM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 20, 2010, 12:37:00 AM
Quote from: Telarus on March 20, 2010, 12:26:45 AM
Handy when cooking. No one wants a fatty stem in their brownies.

wouldn't you just simmer the pot in butter anyway and then strain the butter through a cheesecloth and use it to make brownies/cookies/caramels/whatever?

works a whole lot better than just tossing ground up bud in some brownie mix.

Double boil, usually. I usually don't have cheesecloth, come to think of it.  :lol:
Title: Re: Marijuana Grinders: NOW GRENADES!
Post by: Triple Zero on March 20, 2010, 01:37:38 AM
or you just crumble hash into your butter and use that.