Fred,
Please give up knitting. If you don't knit, then please do not take up this particular textile activity.
I woke up at 4:35am this morning out of a dream in which:
a) You died
b) Cause of death: Knitting
c) I was charged with arranging your burial (I wasn't that good at it either)
d) Had to explain that though you were called Fred, you were in fact, female.
If you died from knitting, I'd blame myself. STOP FUCKING KNITTING IF YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR NEXT BIRTHDAY!
:spittake:
O dear. :lol: It's been a coupla months since I dreamed about this place.
i DO knit. Payne even has one of my products :lol:
i will take your warning under advisement, but i REALLY like scarves...
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on March 19, 2010, 07:09:50 PM
i DO knit. Payne even has one of my products :lol:
i will take your warning under advisement, but i REALLY like scarves...
Dammit Fred, those scarves aren't worth your life!!
I'm begging you, find some other hobby!!
You should take up weaving.
Take up kite/lightning conductivity experiments.
IF I DIE KNITTING AT LEAST I DIE DOING SOMETHING THAT I LOV...UHHH....DO TO PASS THE TIME WHEN IM REALLY BORED :argh!:
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on March 20, 2010, 05:39:11 PM
IF I DIE KNITTING AT LEAST I DIE DOING SOMETHING THAT I LOV...UHHH....DO TO PASS THE TIME WHEN IM REALLY BORED :argh!:
Then find someone else (ie: anyone who isn't me) to arrange your funeral. I'm not carrying your casket in my subconscious again :argh!:
Out of curiosity, did she die by having a knitting needle shoved into her eye or was it something less horrific?
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 22, 2010, 06:43:26 AM
Out of curiosity, did she die by having a knitting needle shoved into her eye or was it something less horrific?
Don't know to tell the truth. The cause of death was simply 'knitting'. That was all the information I was privy to.
May I say that I once had a dream where I was running around with BDS, and then I shot the Dok in the stomach when he surprised by looking over a wall over our heads. Then I shot him in the head to "Help Him", as I told Dream BDS.
ITT I make sense of this.
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on March 20, 2010, 05:39:11 PM
IF I DIE KNITTING AT LEAST I DIE DOING SOMETHING THAT I LOV...UHHH....DO TO PASS THE TIME WHEN IM REALLY BORED :argh!:
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/curious/201003/science-shows-you-can-die-boredom-literally
Quote from: Mangrove on March 22, 2010, 07:45:23 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 22, 2010, 06:43:26 AM
Out of curiosity, did she die by having a knitting needle shoved into her eye or was it something less horrific?
Don't know to tell the truth. The cause of death was simply 'knitting'. That was all the information I was privy to.
I'd be afrayed to know too.
HOW DARE YOU PUN ABOUT MY DEMISE :argh!:
We're just offering purls of wisdom!
You all need to stop it, I'm in stitches!
Sew, if you keep needling the poor girl, this whole thread will unravel.
I thought the posters on this forum were cut from a different cloth.
If I were Fred, I would bolt from this discussion.
Perhaps she could send a text(ile) message from a cell foam?
ok...I'm done. Sorry :oops:
i hate you all
Maybe Fred was suffocated after she knitted an afghan.
Would that count as an act of terrorism?
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on April 02, 2010, 03:54:41 AM
i hate you all
:x
If it's any consolation, when I woke up at 4:35am, I didn't get back to sleep for many hours and was genuinely disturbed by the way in which you died in my subconscious.
Quote from: Mangrove on April 02, 2010, 03:53:13 AM
Sew, if you keep needling the poor girl, this whole thread will unravel.
I thought the posters on this forum were cut from a different cloth.
If I were Fred, I would bolt from this discussion.
Perhaps she could send a text(ile) message from a cell foam?
ok...I'm done. Sorry :oops:
I laughed really hard at that.
:hosrie:
:aaaah:
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 02, 2010, 03:57:37 AM
Maybe Fred was suffocated after she knitted an afghan.
Would that count as an act of terrorism?
No, but it might cause the Afghans to hound you.
Quote from: Placid Dingo on May 22, 2010, 11:20:21 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 02, 2010, 03:57:37 AM
Maybe Fred was suffocated after she knitted an afghan.
Would that count as an act of terrorism?
No, but it might cause the Afghans to hound you.
:lol:
you all ought to be taken behind the shed and shot :argh!: