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Title: f: fucking aliens
Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 19, 2004, 03:14:42 AM

well iv'e decided to start my own alien sex cult. i will gain devoted followers by offerign free trips to my remote ranch where i will explain the message of interspecies lvoe the aliens have sent me. i will then invite the the hottest new cultists to special sessions with the aliens, whoa re keen to reporduce mong humanity, creating a new super hybrid of superinteligent bio-calculators, with which to dominte the universe through the rapid collapse of massive polynomials. to learn more about how you too can have a chance to have sex with the aliens and help the enlargment of our kromulent diharmonic map trinomials co-axised through the jugular hyperbolear sectorss, send all you assets to us!

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Post by: sakredchao on July 19, 2004, 06:40:24 AM

do they have space STDs?

do i get to go to another planet in the spaceship?

can i fly in the kind that looks like the 5 fingered hand of eris??

kim

Title: f: fucking aliens
Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 19, 2004, 07:14:13 AM

1: censored to protect you from the terribel secret of space

2: faithful alien lovers get to take a ride on the space ship after drinking the space punch

3: only if you call teh alien "daddy".

Title: f: fucking aliens
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 19, 2004, 08:09:47 AM

I dunno man, greys just aren't my type...

Title: f: fucking aliens
Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 19, 2004, 08:11:10 AM

Quote from: HotsumaI dunno man, greys just aren't my type...

we got all kinds.

Title: f: fucking aliens
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 19, 2004, 08:12:55 AM

do you have any aliens from the planet Lesbi?

Title: f: fucking aliens
Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 19, 2004, 08:16:07 AM

yes. btu only for hot lesbian true believers. :mrgreen:

Title: f: fucking aliens
Post by: sakredchao on July 19, 2004, 04:03:03 PM

are there any aliens that only live in a hydrogen atmosphere?

i want to bree with one of them and make a super creature that can complain in either an oxygen or hydrogen based atmosphere

kim

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Post by: Schweinepriester G. on July 19, 2004, 09:20:51 PM

Quote from: sakredchaoare there any aliens that only live in a hydrogen atmosphere?

i want to bree with one of them and make a super creature that can complain in either an oxygen or hydrogen based atmosphere

kim

But be sure to mix the genes the right way or you might get a child that is both killed by oxygen and hydrogen..

Title: f: fucking aliens
Post by: sakredchao on July 19, 2004, 10:59:07 PM

oh crap! you're right. better get some mercenary geneticists to play god.

kim

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Post by: Malaul on July 19, 2004, 11:38:48 PM

Ill be happy to be a Interspecies Human/Cat shapeshifter....

Will I get to wear funky costumes and what not?

Title: f: fucking aliens
Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 20, 2004, 09:15:38 AM

costumes? THERE'S NO COSTUMES!

whoever told you the aliens are just me dressed up in a rubber suit is a bltant liar and probaly a member of the kgb, who have been plotting against me for years...

er...

Title: f: fucking aliens
Post by: Xoder on July 20, 2004, 02:21:06 PM

But Aliens came and Fucked the Monkey (http://danbern.redacorn.net/lyrics/nomissinglink.html)

They fucked the monkey.

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