Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: notathing on March 19, 2010, 02:27:21 AM

Poll
Question: how do you identify sexually?  read all options before clicking please.
Option 1: totally straight votes: 15
Option 2: mostly straight votes: 14
Option 3: bisexual, ok. votes: 3
Option 4: mostly gay votes: 1
Option 5: totally gay votes: 2
Option 6: asexual votes: 1
Option 7: i don't care--I'll fuck anything votes: 2
Option 8: i don't care--i like people solely for who they are votes: 4
Option 9: i just don't care. votes: 4
Option 10: don't know votes: 1
Option 11: maybe votes: 1
Option 12: i dont do labels, faggot. votes: 5
Title: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: notathing on March 19, 2010, 02:27:21 AM
last thread is great success so i make another.

im scared to use the search function cause it breaks PD.  sorry if it's been done.

please discuss.

ok, to clarify

completely straight=  only ever sexually attracted to the opposite sex.

mostly straight = incidentally attracted to the same sex, but still more often attracted to the opposite.

bi= basically equally likely to be attracted to either sex

mostly gay= incidentally attracted to the other sex, but still more often attracted to the same

totally gay- only ever attracted to the same sex.
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex
Post by: Mourning Star on March 19, 2010, 02:28:56 AM
you people and your silly categories.
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex
Post by: NotPublished on March 19, 2010, 02:29:42 AM
Fuck your labels!

I'm not gay, I just like other Men.

(I voted mostly gay)


Whats difference between mostly vs totally? XD
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex
Post by: notathing on March 19, 2010, 02:31:38 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on March 19, 2010, 02:28:56 AM
you people and your silly categories.


then just vote for dont label me bro
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex
Post by: Dr. Paes on March 19, 2010, 02:34:37 AM
Alternate between not caring/liking people for who they are and asexual.
The asexuality might not make much sense considering my response in the other thread, but too bad, fuck your labels. Or something.

Also, while I don't identify with regular straightness, I don't find guys physically attractive.

Also, I don't know.
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 19, 2010, 02:35:30 AM
these are ill defined.
what does mostly straight mean?
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex
Post by: NotPublished on March 19, 2010, 02:36:58 AM
Mostly straight would be if you have ever had secret feelings for Chairs, Cranes, Cats and other inanimate objects
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex
Post by: Dysnomia on March 19, 2010, 02:37:49 AM
I'm mostly straight since I am attracted to men...but every now and again I would love a girl.  I'm not so sure how I'd handle the sex part, but the idea of making out with some hot chick is...hot.  
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [editted]
Post by: Freeky on March 19, 2010, 02:43:34 AM
I don't particularly care who I end up with, as long as I'm mostly happy.
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [editted]
Post by: Nast on March 19, 2010, 02:48:17 AM
I'm gay. I can of course tell whenever a girl is hot/pretty, and have tastes in that regard. (Like Xena the Warrior Princess :fap:),
but that doesn't mean I would actually want to have sex with them.

I just simply somehow find many things about men more attractive.
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: NotPublished on March 19, 2010, 02:54:50 AM
QuoteI just simply somehow find many things about men more attractive.

I know what you mean ... Sometimes I can't help but fall for the jerks :x ...

(I know what you mean about Xena hahahahahaha ... can never get bored of that)
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: Suu on March 19, 2010, 02:57:29 AM
I'm mostly straight. I've fooled around with some girls in my time, but I'm all about the dick now.
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: PeregrineBF on March 19, 2010, 03:28:42 AM
Totally straight. Or epsilon away from it.

I do, however, have an interesting friend, Phillip. Our mutual friend J was hanging out with A when P walked by.

A: Hey, J, who's that hot chick?
P: *waves at J.*
A: Dude, she waved at you, you know her?
J: Yeah, [shouting] Hey, Philip, come on over & meet A.
A: Wait, did you just say her name was Philip?!
J: Yeah, that's my friend Philip.

Phil in a dress looks very much like a girl, which has lead to many pranks with him & straight guys.
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 19, 2010, 03:48:45 AM
I have had sex and been in love with both.
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: Storebrand on March 19, 2010, 04:35:30 AM
I'm usually physically attracted to men but I've been truly in love with an equal number of men and women.  I have sex with men I'm physically attracted to whether or not I'm in love with them.  I've never had sex with a woman I love.
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: Jasper on March 19, 2010, 04:38:17 AM
I'm basically straight, with enough leeway not to freak out when things get weird, gender identity-wise.
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: PeregrineBF on March 19, 2010, 05:22:25 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 19, 2010, 04:38:17 AM
I'm basically straight, with enough leeway not to freak out when things get weird, gender identity-wise.

Oh, definitely that. Making "totally-straight, freak-out if they see anything gay" guys freak is fun.
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 19, 2010, 05:30:25 AM
I don't really care.
I have slept with both but ..... don't care.

I found the person I wanna grow old and die with. Happens to be a man.
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: -Kel- on March 19, 2010, 05:49:29 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 19, 2010, 05:30:25 AM
I don't really care.
I have slept with both but ..... don't care.

I found the person I wanna grow old and die with. Happens to be a man.

heh. ditto
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: the last yatto on March 19, 2010, 08:29:42 AM
i liked to be woo'ed
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on March 19, 2010, 09:16:56 AM
Mostly straight. Some girls are totally hawt and mek me want to do stuff with tho.

Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: Triple Zero on March 19, 2010, 09:23:06 AM
I voted "mostly straight", but I might change to "totally straight" if I could edit my vote, in hindsight. I mean, somehow I feel I should keep the option open, but the reality is that I never met or saw a man with whom even the idea of making out with didn't make me feel very uncomfortable or gross (sorry I dont mean to say two men making out is gross, just if one (ONE*) of them happens to be me).
I do enjoy and feel very flattered when (attractive) gay men flirt with me, though. But that's probably more of an narcistic ego thing.


* if BOTH happen to be me due to some kind of unforeseen timewarp or cloning business, that would be totally HAWT. I have always promised myself that if I were ever to travel back in time, I'd totally do me.
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: Cain on March 19, 2010, 10:29:30 AM
Almost depressingly straight.  While very few things freak me out to do with sex (watching two guys have sex, for example, doesn't provoke a negative reaction in me...but equally there isn't a corresponding positive one), I've only ever been attracted to women.

That said, I do listen to a LOT of Lady Gaga, so "totally straight" probably isn't entirely accurate either...
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: Muir on March 19, 2010, 10:52:12 AM
Bi.  Although "mostly straight" probably would fit better.  All of my past relationships have been with guys and all the women I've been attracted to have been straight. (Just my luck) :P
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: AFK on March 19, 2010, 10:56:19 AM
I'm married. 
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: Reginald Ret on March 19, 2010, 11:05:18 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 19, 2010, 10:56:19 AM
I'm married. 
Asexual then?
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: AFK on March 19, 2010, 11:08:21 AM
Though considering my wife is in week 39 of the 40 week pregnancy....kind of have to cut her some slack.  Though, it was kind of funny.  When she was asking the doctor about what she could do to speed things up, the doc told her to have sex.  So we had a sudden uptick in activity the past week.  But, at this point in a pregnancy, sex becomes a game of tetris mixed with a game of twister.  And I'll leave it at that....
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: the last yatto on March 19, 2010, 11:25:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8GAh24-K4U :lulz:


eta: tetris theme
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: Cramulus on March 19, 2010, 12:48:48 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 19, 2010, 11:08:21 AM
Though considering my wife is in week 39 of the 40 week pregnancy....kind of have to cut her some slack.  Though, it was kind of funny.  When she was asking the doctor about what she could do to speed things up, the doc told her to have sex.  So we had a sudden uptick in activity the past week.  But, at this point in a pregnancy, sex becomes a game of tetris mixed with a game of twister.  And I'll leave it at that....

:spit:
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: Cramulus on March 19, 2010, 12:53:48 PM
as for me, I don't identify with any of those categories. I find that my sexual alignment shifts over time, and sometimes fixates on things other than gender.
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 02:15:07 PM
Completely straight.
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 19, 2010, 02:45:56 PM
Thats a shame really.  You could do a lot of damage if you found another cornish man.
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 19, 2010, 02:56:35 PM
Guys just don't do it for me.
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: Chairman Risus on March 19, 2010, 02:57:26 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 19, 2010, 12:53:48 PM
as for me, I don't identify with any of those categories. I find that my sexual alignment shifts over time, and sometimes fixates on things other than gender.

Like the strength of one's ballpipe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ohJVE_e070).


(link added for the ignorant)
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 19, 2010, 04:06:01 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 19, 2010, 02:45:56 PM
Thats a shame really.  You could do a lot of damage if you found another cornish man.

It is what it is.
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: Juana on March 19, 2010, 04:10:32 PM
Mostly straight. I generally prefer men, but my attraction to women fluctuated anywhere from about 60% to non-existent.
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 19, 2010, 04:25:41 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 19, 2010, 11:08:21 AM
Though considering my wife is in week 39 of the 40 week pregnancy....kind of have to cut her some slack.  Though, it was kind of funny.  When she was asking the doctor about what she could do to speed things up, the doc told her to have sex.  So we had a sudden uptick in activity the past week.  But, at this point in a pregnancy, sex becomes a game of tetris mixed with a game of twister.  And I'll leave it at that....

Doggie. A++.
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: notathing on March 20, 2010, 12:14:16 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 19, 2010, 12:53:48 PM
I find that my sexual alignment shifts over time, and sometimes fixates on things other than gender.

i know what you mean, man.  it's odd.
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: notathing on March 20, 2010, 12:14:57 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 19, 2010, 11:08:21 AM
Though considering my wife is in week 39 of the 40 week pregnancy....kind of have to cut her some slack.  Though, it was kind of funny.  When she was asking the doctor about what she could do to speed things up, the doc told her to have sex.  So we had a sudden uptick in activity the past week.  But, at this point in a pregnancy, sex becomes a game of tetris mixed with a game of twister.  And I'll leave it at that....

:boot: :boot: :boot:
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 20, 2010, 12:19:17 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 19, 2010, 12:53:48 PM
as for me, I don't identify with any of those categories. I find that my sexual alignment shifts over time, and sometimes fixates on things other than gender.

HOMOSEXUAL RAPER OF GOATS!
  \
:hashishim:
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: Mourning Star on March 20, 2010, 04:11:22 AM
FUCK!

Ballpipe....ow....

why?
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: E.O.T. on March 20, 2010, 04:20:51 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on March 20, 2010, 04:11:22 AM
FUCK!

Ballpipe....ow....

why?


FOR

          the agony of victory
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: PeregrineBF on March 20, 2010, 05:40:41 AM
Quote from: Mourning Star on March 20, 2010, 04:11:22 AM
FUCK!

Ballpipe....ow....

why?


Someone confused "balls of steel" with "balls crushed by steel". It's an easy mistake to make.
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: Lord Quantum on March 20, 2010, 07:59:14 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 19, 2010, 12:53:48 PM
as for me, I don't identify with any of those categories. I find that my sexual alignment shifts over time, and sometimes fixates on things other than gender.

Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and hit you with the assassin dude.

:hashishim:

I was gonna click totally straight, but then I saw asexual and I was all like "Argh! Does celibacy count as asexual?"
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: PeregrineBF on March 20, 2010, 02:06:14 PM
Quote from: Lord Quantum on March 20, 2010, 07:59:14 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 19, 2010, 12:53:48 PM
as for me, I don't identify with any of those categories. I find that my sexual alignment shifts over time, and sometimes fixates on things other than gender.

Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and hit you with the assassin dude.

:hashishim:

I was gonna click totally straight, but then I saw asexual and I was all like "Argh! Does celibacy count as asexual?"


No. Asexuality is not having any sexual attraction, celibacy is choosing not to have sex, regardless of if you feel attraction or not.
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on March 20, 2010, 09:24:03 PM
If one is sexually attracted to things that lack gender and physical form (say, the number e) does that counter any of the above categories?
Title: Re: another sexythread about sex [edited]
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 20, 2010, 09:25:11 PM
Probably under "don't know".