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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Cramulus on March 22, 2010, 02:35:18 PM

Title: Good News in Cram World
Post by: Cramulus on March 22, 2010, 02:35:18 PM
Those of you who have known me for a few years now will recall various turmoil I've endured at work. I'm just a low-paid assistant with neither responsibility nor upward mobility. At the beginning of 2009, they reduced me to part time and sequestered me on this island where I'm the only one working on an impossible year long project. I've had a lot of emotions relating to this, many of which are expressed in the BURN THE MOTHERFUCKER DOWN (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=21935) thread. (for the one-page summary, check out these womps (http://s209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/whatever/) about capitalist purgatory)

I've been living real tight, learning to live a semi-monastic lifestyle on peanut butter sandwiches and free Internet downloads. I'm in the process of moving to an apartment in new york which will cut my rent cost in half. I've had a real rough year.

Anyway, today the good news is that they're going to hire me back full time. It's still an assistant position, it still has no potential of promotion, but I'm getting a full time salary again, including health benefits, sick days, and vacation time!

This job is shitty, and I'm too smart for it, but I'm still stoked as fuck to be employed full time in an office in the year 2010.


(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/mittens_and_rejoice.jpg) for me!
Title: Re: Good News in Cram World
Post by: MMIX on March 22, 2010, 02:40:52 PM
I'm really pleased for you Cram, its really good news . . .  its also one of the saddest things I have ever read.
Title: Re: Good News in Cram World
Post by: Cramulus on March 22, 2010, 02:43:23 PM
IN Just-
spring when the world is mud-
luscious the little
lame baloonman
 
whistles far
         and            wee
 
and eddieandbill come
running from marbles and
piracies and it's
spring

 
when the world is puddle-wonderful
 
the queer
old baloonman whistles
   far           and             wee
and bettyandisbel come dancing
 
from hop-scotch and jump-rope and
 
it's
spring

and
the
 
goat-footed
 
baloonMan whistles
far
      and
               weeeeeeee




(by ee cummings)
Title: Re: Good News in Cram World
Post by: on March 22, 2010, 02:48:18 PM
Heh... I got halfway through that, thinking that you had probably written it, and thought
"this reads like e.e. cumings"

I like e.e. cumings.
Title: Re: Good News in Cram World
Post by: Richter on March 22, 2010, 03:19:46 PM
Fuckyeah, more money!

Milk their horrible shit machine for every drop you can before you can abandon teh half ass contraption! :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Good News in Cram World
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 22, 2010, 03:22:00 PM
Congratulations, Cram.
Title: Re: Good News in Cram World
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2010, 03:22:50 PM
Nice cram! Glad to hear you stoked about something.
Title: Re: Good News in Cram World
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 22, 2010, 03:25:02 PM
Go Cram!

Anything is better than nothing and vacation days are a necessity
Title: Re: Good News in Cram World
Post by: -Kel- on March 22, 2010, 06:31:21 PM
congrats!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A)
Title: Re: Good News in Cram World
Post by: Freeky on March 22, 2010, 06:32:32 PM
Wonderful news, Cram! :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Good News in Cram World
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 22, 2010, 06:37:41 PM
Oh, cool.
Title: Re: Good News in Cram World
Post by: Dimocritus on March 22, 2010, 06:41:32 PM
Go Cram!

Quote from: -Kel- on March 22, 2010, 06:31:21 PM
congrats!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A)

I've never seen anything like that before. Let's watch it again.
Title: Re: Good News in Cram World
Post by: Triple Zero on March 22, 2010, 06:45:05 PM
GOOO CRAM!!
Title: Re: Good News in Cram World
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 22, 2010, 09:00:38 PM
Good news, man! Here's hoping that salary, time off, and health benefits make life much more enjoyable while you look for an opportunity somewhere that doesn't blow a goat.
Title: Re: Good News in Cram World
Post by: NotPublished on March 22, 2010, 09:04:59 PM
Congradulations Cram!

What is your job?
Title: Re: Good News in Cram World
Post by: NotPublished on March 22, 2010, 09:09:05 PM
Good lives were lost ... I realise what Cram works as now.

Biowarfare!
(http://www.lifeinthemixtalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/biowarfareLogoMed.gif)

You killed the last fucker didn't you? So they thought they'd reduce you to part-time and they don't trust you because your too ambitious? Isn't it?
Title: Re: Good News in Cram World
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 22, 2010, 09:25:26 PM
Yay Cram!
Title: Re: Good News in Cram World
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on March 22, 2010, 09:39:57 PM
Does this mean you still get to use their printer?

(I need to find more E. E. Cummings)