Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: AFK on March 24, 2010, 06:52:53 PM

Title: ATTN: World
Post by: AFK on March 24, 2010, 06:52:53 PM
RWHN jr arrived!  (Monday morning at 8:15 am for those keeping score at home)

You HAVE been warned.

There WILL be puns!
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Richter on March 24, 2010, 06:54:07 PM
Congrats!
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: That One Guy on March 24, 2010, 07:02:44 PM
Woohoo! Congrats RWHN  :D
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: LMNO on March 24, 2010, 07:03:06 PM
How big is your little RWHN?


:lmnuendo:
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Cain on March 24, 2010, 07:03:18 PM
Congratulations.  And remember to catch up on your sleep at work, as much as possible, because you won't be getting any at home.
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: LMNO on March 24, 2010, 07:03:29 PM
Quote from: That One Guy on March 24, 2010, 07:02:44 PM
Woohoo! Congrats RWHN  :D


TOG?  Long time no see!
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Cramulus on March 24, 2010, 07:03:35 PM
awesome, Rev! Big fuzzy con graduations to you and the misses and the new Big Sister.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 24, 2010, 07:03:47 PM
Awesome. Congratulations RWHN!
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: AFK on March 24, 2010, 07:06:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 24, 2010, 07:03:06 PM
How big is your little RWHN?


:lmnuendo:

7 pounds 9 ounces.

The delivery was pure hell.  Wife was scheduled to be induced Monday morning, she started having contractions sunday night so we went in.  The doc broke her water, she started pushing, the baby's heartrate started going down so like a bat out of hell they wheeled her to the OR, knockerd her out, and did a c-section delivery.  We later learned the cord was wrapped around RWHNjr's neck.  TWICE.  In other words.  D/N/T RWHNjr.  Nature tried to kill him but failed!
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Mangrove on March 24, 2010, 07:07:54 PM
I welcome our new punning overlord  :D

Congrats to RWHN & WHN family!
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Jasper on March 24, 2010, 07:11:11 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 24, 2010, 07:06:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 24, 2010, 07:03:06 PM
How big is your little RWHN?


:lmnuendo:

7 pounds 9 ounces.

The delivery was pure hell.  Wife was scheduled to be induced Monday morning, she started having contractions sunday night so we went in.  The doc broke her water, she started pushing, the baby's heartrate started going down so like a bat out of hell they wheeled her to the OR, knockerd her out, and did a c-section delivery.  We later learned the cord was wrapped around RWHNjr's neck.  TWICE.  In other words.  D/N/T RWHNjr.  Nature tried to kill him but failed!

I hear that's how I was born too.  Congratulations on the kid!
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: AFK on March 24, 2010, 07:12:13 PM
Also, he fills a diaper like no other.  And he does it with a smile!  You know he's trouble. 
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: AFK on March 24, 2010, 07:14:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 24, 2010, 07:03:18 PM
Congratulations.  And remember to catch up on your sleep at work, as much as possible, because you won't be getting any at home.

What is this sleep you speak of?  Actually, so far the little guy has been pretty easy on us.  It's the fucking nurses coming in every 2 hours to check on my wife and son that keeps us awake.  But they're just doing their job of course, and I have to say the staff at the hospital are fantastic.  Scare aside, it's been a pretty good experience. 
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Cramulus on March 24, 2010, 07:17:51 PM
so I take it you guys haven't picked a name yet.

And how is LWHN handling all this excitement?
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Juana on March 24, 2010, 07:47:38 PM
Congratulations!
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Reginald Ret on March 24, 2010, 07:56:22 PM
Congrats
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Freeky on March 24, 2010, 08:15:53 PM
Happy Babby, RWHN!
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 24, 2010, 08:25:57 PM
You say there will be puns, but so far the thread hasn't delivered.




Also, congrats RWHN family!
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: bds on March 24, 2010, 08:39:35 PM
CONGRATULATIONS RWHN. :D
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Jasper on March 24, 2010, 08:44:02 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 24, 2010, 08:25:57 PM
You say there will be puns, but so far the thread hasn't delivered.

Oh god what
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: bds on March 24, 2010, 08:45:38 PM
I think 'tosk may be going through a midwife crisis.

OH GOD HOW DID THAT GET THERE I'M SORRY
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Jasper on March 24, 2010, 08:52:34 PM
This thread just made my mom miscarry.  In the 71st trimester.
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Dimocritus on March 24, 2010, 08:55:48 PM
Congrats, RWHN!
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: MMIX on March 24, 2010, 08:57:55 PM
Grats Rev . . . . erm  and WHN?
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Cain on March 24, 2010, 09:33:10 PM
(http://imgur.com/LFIbh.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Chairman Risus on March 24, 2010, 11:51:20 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 24, 2010, 08:44:02 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 24, 2010, 08:25:57 PM
You say there will be puns, but so far the thread hasn't delivered.

Oh god what

:crankey:
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Rumckle on March 25, 2010, 12:07:54 AM
Yay!

Congrats RWHN!
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 25, 2010, 12:12:48 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 24, 2010, 06:52:53 PM
RWHN jr arrived!  (Monday morning at 8:15 am for those keeping score at home)

You HAVE been warned.

There WILL be puns!

Congratulations!
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Lies on March 25, 2010, 12:14:51 AM
Hey, good luck with all that stuff dude, may your daughter be strong and masculine.
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 25, 2010, 01:24:13 AM
:banana: Way to go, RWHN and family!
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Eater of Clowns on March 25, 2010, 01:26:53 AM
Congrats man.

And I, for one, am glad without any infantile punning.
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Telarus on March 25, 2010, 02:50:07 AM
CONGRATS!
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: NotPublished on March 25, 2010, 02:52:09 AM
Congradulations! Aw that is soo cute
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 25, 2010, 02:53:20 AM
Congratulations Rev. Good luck with the 3am babby shenanigans.
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: NotPublished on March 25, 2010, 02:53:54 AM
Its all apart of the joy :D
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 25, 2010, 02:57:17 AM
WHAT THE FUCK!? IT'S SHITTING TAR!
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:memnoch2:
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: AFK on March 25, 2010, 12:46:37 PM
That shit's just not natural.  It doesn't smell, but it just looks really really wrong. 
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 25, 2010, 05:56:36 PM
I meant to read this last night and didn't

HAPPY NEW BEH BEH RWHN!!

Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: AFK on March 26, 2010, 11:15:32 AM
Well, managed to squeeze in 3 hours of sleep. 
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: LMNO on March 26, 2010, 12:20:19 PM
Me too.

Oddly enough, I do not have a newborn in the house.
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Triple Zero on March 26, 2010, 02:42:36 PM
YAY CONGRATS REV!!

also to Ms WHN and the big LWHN and also to tiny WHN!
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 26, 2010, 06:32:24 PM
Congratulations RWHN!
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Jenne on March 26, 2010, 07:34:01 PM
Congrats, RWHN!  Glad the fam is doing well with the lil addition.
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 26, 2010, 07:35:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 26, 2010, 12:20:19 PM
Me too.

Oddly enough, I do not have a newborn in the house.

Your raging id doesn't count?
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: LMNO on March 26, 2010, 07:36:41 PM
Sadly, it's as old as I am.


Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 26, 2010, 07:39:44 PM
I was thinking more in terms of tyrannically needy but you have a point.
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Suu on March 26, 2010, 07:43:41 PM
Congrats RWHN and welcome to Stonemason Union Local #11!
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Iason Ouabache on March 28, 2010, 08:20:26 AM
I'm the last one to the party, but congrats, RWHN.
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: AFK on July 29, 2013, 12:40:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 25, 2010, 12:12:48 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 24, 2010, 06:52:53 PM
RWHN jr arrived!  (Monday morning at 8:15 am for those keeping score at home)

You HAVE been warned.

There WILL be puns!

Congratulations!

Bump.
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on July 29, 2013, 12:48:05 AM
Look at all those jerks being nice to you!
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: AFK on July 29, 2013, 12:49:38 AM
Just reminding Dok that he knew I had two kids and even congratulated me on the son he seems to be accusinge of fabricating. 
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 29, 2013, 12:55:54 AM
Quote from: The End on July 29, 2013, 12:49:38 AM
Just reminding Dok that he knew I had two kids and even congratulated me on the son he seems to be accusinge of fabricating.

So Dok forgot you had two kids.

I didn't because of the folder I have on you in my womp files.

I believe I still have it- my rationale was that you might at some point lift the request to not womp you anymore, which aside from the Ferengi womp, I have respected.
Title: Re: ATTN: World
Post by: Ben Shapiro on July 29, 2013, 02:48:11 PM
You have two children for now until you literally hand them over to child services for the children of course!