RWHN jr arrived! (Monday morning at 8:15 am for those keeping score at home)
You HAVE been warned.
There WILL be puns!
Congrats!
Woohoo! Congrats RWHN :D
How big is your little RWHN?
:lmnuendo:
Congratulations. And remember to catch up on your sleep at work, as much as possible, because you won't be getting any at home.
awesome, Rev! Big fuzzy con graduations to you and the misses and the new Big Sister. :mrgreen:
Awesome. Congratulations RWHN!
Quote from: LMNO on March 24, 2010, 07:03:06 PM
How big is your little RWHN?
:lmnuendo:
7 pounds 9 ounces.
The delivery was pure hell. Wife was scheduled to be induced Monday morning, she started having contractions sunday night so we went in. The doc broke her water, she started pushing, the baby's heartrate started going down so like a bat out of hell they wheeled her to the OR, knockerd her out, and did a c-section delivery. We later learned the cord was wrapped around RWHNjr's neck. TWICE. In other words. D/N/T RWHNjr. Nature tried to kill him but failed!
I welcome our new punning overlord :D
Congrats to RWHN & WHN family!
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 24, 2010, 07:06:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 24, 2010, 07:03:06 PM
How big is your little RWHN?
:lmnuendo:
7 pounds 9 ounces.
The delivery was pure hell. Wife was scheduled to be induced Monday morning, she started having contractions sunday night so we went in. The doc broke her water, she started pushing, the baby's heartrate started going down so like a bat out of hell they wheeled her to the OR, knockerd her out, and did a c-section delivery. We later learned the cord was wrapped around RWHNjr's neck. TWICE. In other words. D/N/T RWHNjr. Nature tried to kill him but failed!
I hear that's how I was born too. Congratulations on the kid!
Also, he fills a diaper like no other. And he does it with a smile! You know he's trouble.
Quote from: Cain on March 24, 2010, 07:03:18 PM
Congratulations. And remember to catch up on your sleep at work, as much as possible, because you won't be getting any at home.
What is this sleep you speak of? Actually, so far the little guy has been pretty easy on us. It's the fucking nurses coming in every 2 hours to check on my wife and son that keeps us awake. But they're just doing their job of course, and I have to say the staff at the hospital are fantastic. Scare aside, it's been a pretty good experience.
so I take it you guys haven't picked a name yet.
And how is LWHN handling all this excitement?
Congratulations!
Congrats
Happy Babby, RWHN!
You say there will be puns, but so far the thread hasn't delivered.
Also, congrats RWHN family!
CONGRATULATIONS RWHN. :D
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 24, 2010, 08:25:57 PM
You say there will be puns, but so far the thread hasn't delivered.
Oh god what
I think 'tosk may be going through a midwife crisis.
OH GOD HOW DID THAT GET THERE I'M SORRY
This thread just made my mom miscarry. In the 71st trimester.
Congrats, RWHN!
Grats Rev . . . . erm and WHN?
(http://imgur.com/LFIbh.jpg)
Yay!
Congrats RWHN!
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 24, 2010, 06:52:53 PM
RWHN jr arrived! (Monday morning at 8:15 am for those keeping score at home)
You HAVE been warned.
There WILL be puns!
Congratulations!
Hey, good luck with all that stuff dude, may your daughter be strong and masculine.
:banana: Way to go, RWHN and family!
Congrats man.
And I, for one, am glad without any infantile punning.
CONGRATS!
Congradulations! Aw that is soo cute
Congratulations Rev. Good luck with the 3am babby shenanigans.
Its all apart of the joy :D
WHAT THE FUCK!? IT'S SHITTING TAR!
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:memnoch2:
That shit's just not natural. It doesn't smell, but it just looks really really wrong.
I meant to read this last night and didn't
HAPPY NEW BEH BEH RWHN!!
Well, managed to squeeze in 3 hours of sleep.
Me too.
Oddly enough, I do not have a newborn in the house.
YAY CONGRATS REV!!
also to Ms WHN and the big LWHN and also to tiny WHN!
Congratulations RWHN!
Congrats, RWHN! Glad the fam is doing well with the lil addition.
Quote from: LMNO on March 26, 2010, 12:20:19 PM
Me too.
Oddly enough, I do not have a newborn in the house.
Your raging id doesn't count?
Sadly, it's as old as I am.
I was thinking more in terms of tyrannically needy but you have a point.
Congrats RWHN and welcome to Stonemason Union Local #11!
I'm the last one to the party, but congrats, RWHN.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 25, 2010, 12:12:48 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 24, 2010, 06:52:53 PM
RWHN jr arrived! (Monday morning at 8:15 am for those keeping score at home)
You HAVE been warned.
There WILL be puns!
Congratulations!
Bump.
Look at all those jerks being nice to you!
Just reminding Dok that he knew I had two kids and even congratulated me on the son he seems to be accusinge of fabricating.
Quote from: The End on July 29, 2013, 12:49:38 AM
Just reminding Dok that he knew I had two kids and even congratulated me on the son he seems to be accusinge of fabricating.
So Dok forgot you had two kids.
I didn't because of the folder I have on you in my womp files.
I believe I still have it- my rationale was that you might at some point lift the request to not womp you anymore, which aside from the Ferengi womp, I have respected.
You have two children for now until you literally hand them over to child services for the children of course!