Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Dysnomia on March 25, 2010, 03:39:37 AM

Title: fuck my computer
Post by: Dysnomia on March 25, 2010, 03:39:37 AM
So my laptop has decided to not let me type, and when I restart it gets stuck in the restart--looping through it, and beeping.  Or I get some primative "set up" screen that doesn't function. 

I'm about () close to throwing it through our glass door.  What do I do?
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 25, 2010, 03:40:08 AM
Open your door before you throw it.
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 25, 2010, 03:40:43 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 25, 2010, 03:39:37 AM
So my laptop has decided to not let me type, and when I restart it gets stuck in the restart--looping through it, and beeping.  Or I get some primative "set up" screen that doesn't function. 

I'm about () close to throwing it through our glass door.  What do I do?

Make sure the dawg isn't in the way.

Dok,
Has shot two (2) laptops.
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: Jasper on March 25, 2010, 03:44:41 AM
Nothing much left to do but try and reinstall the OS, or send in the hard drive to somebody who can attempt to salvage the data from it.
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: Dysnomia on March 25, 2010, 03:46:46 AM
Fuck. 
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: NotPublished on March 25, 2010, 03:47:25 AM
Do you have a USB Keyboard around?
How many beeps are you getting? Are they long pauses?
What brand is your computer?
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 25, 2010, 03:49:34 AM
Seriously though, NP is right: it may be that your keyboard is just fucked up and may be very easy to replace depending on your model.



Did you spill anything on it?
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: Dysnomia on March 25, 2010, 03:56:06 AM
It goes *toshiba start up* *black* "Beepbeepbeepbeep *flash of improper shut down* *start over*  I've gotten it to actually start twice.  The second time with typing freezing after about 5ish mins. 
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: NotPublished on March 25, 2010, 03:58:14 AM
Hm...

4 beeps is a keyboard problem I think

(Is it a long beep or 4 short beeps? If its short beep then it could be serious shit  :lulz:)
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: Jasper on March 25, 2010, 03:58:58 AM
A keyboard failure shouldn't fuck with the rest of the computer though, should it?  I can only guess, but that smells like power supply failure.

2nd opinion?
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: NotPublished on March 25, 2010, 04:00:10 AM
Well it depends on the BIOS of the model, do you know what BIOS your Toshiba has? Google isn't exactly helping

[beep msgs vary from different models]
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 25, 2010, 04:00:30 AM
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=toshiba+beep+code
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: NotPublished on March 25, 2010, 04:01:41 AM
FINE :(
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 25, 2010, 04:02:59 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 25, 2010, 03:58:58 AM
A keyboard failure shouldn't fuck with the rest of the computer though, should it?  I can only guess, but that smells like power supply failure.

2nd opinion?

If the keyboard is fucked up, it can cause commands like enter setup mode or reboot to be issued.

Also, http://www.toshiba.com/tai/

Might have some luck finding beep code there.

TTM,
can't be arsed.
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: NotPublished on March 25, 2010, 04:07:15 AM
It def wouldn't be power supply failure, otherwise the PSU would be Shocked and would not turn on (And usually if its not severe you can reset it by discharging the energy by taking out the battery and just pushing on button)

Otherwise .. Not having much luck with beep codes :lulz: Toshiba is laggy at office. I think it'd be easier if I knew the name of the BIOS they were using (Unless they have their own?)

But lets just skip ahead and assume - SPS try a USB keyboard and see if that works or not.

I found this page http://www.5starsupport.com/info/beep_codes.htm (http://www.5starsupport.com/info/beep_codes.htm)
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: Dysnomia on March 25, 2010, 04:11:33 AM
Dono.  Define short/long beeps?
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: NotPublished on March 25, 2010, 04:15:07 AM
I would say a short beep would be atleast half a second, a long beep generally 1+ second
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: Suu on March 25, 2010, 04:17:02 AM
When my desktop blew last year I was having a similar problem. Turns out it was the motherboard/bios, and the bitch had to be replaced, and when I got the new motherboard, it wouldn't start at all because my power supply couldn't pull it  :argh!:. This was also in February 2009. Fuck that month.

However, I can't speak for a laptop. Try the USB keyboard first to at least get to the bios screen IF you can. If that doesn't work, well, I'm sure you were due for an upgrade anyway.
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: Dysnomia on March 25, 2010, 04:29:50 AM
Don't have usb keyboard.  And it's only about a year old. :( can't afford a new one.  It's 5 short beeps
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: NotPublished on March 25, 2010, 04:46:10 AM
I reckon buy (Or try use a friends) USB keyboard and see if it works, and go from there
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: Dysnomia on March 25, 2010, 04:50:09 AM
I don't know any friends who'd have one.  How much are these things?  Would it just be cheaper to send it somewhere?
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: NotPublished on March 25, 2010, 05:18:26 AM
usb keyboard? Your looking at something that can be like $5 or $30 (Don't bother spending more unless you have special needs or its wireless), I got mine for $10 at Markets.
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: Dimocritus on March 25, 2010, 12:51:11 PM
Ok, SPS, stop trying to be like me. Stop copying my topics and stay away from my property! I see you out there! I'm getting the broom! Shoo!
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: Dysnomia on March 26, 2010, 03:19:29 AM
IT'S FIXED



Apparently it was overheating?
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: Suu on March 26, 2010, 04:32:10 AM
That happens. Remember to put it on a table and not your lap.
Title: Re: fuck my computer
Post by: Dysnomia on March 26, 2010, 05:31:05 AM
and...turn it off once in a while.  >_>