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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Da6s on March 26, 2010, 07:08:25 PM

Title: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Da6s on March 26, 2010, 07:08:25 PM
http://www.wkrn.com/global/story.asp?s=12208009 (http://www.wkrn.com/global/story.asp?s=12208009)


QuoteNASHVILLE, Tenn. - A Nashville man says he and his 10-year-old daughter were victims of road rage Thursday afternoon, all because of a political bumper sticker on his car.

Mark Duren told News 2 the incident happened around 4:30p.m., while he was driving on Blair Boulevard, not far from Belmont University.

He said Harry Weisiger gave him the bird and rammed into his vehicle, after noticing an Obama-Biden sticker on his car bumper.

Duren had just picked up his 10-year-old daughter from school and had her in the car with him.

"He pointed at the back of my car," Duren said, "the bumper, flipped me off, one finger salute."


You stay classy, conservatives.
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Jasper on March 26, 2010, 07:11:06 PM
Tennessee made me lose my rest. :(
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 26, 2010, 07:12:14 PM
I have no sympathy for anything that happens to anyone that feels the need to put political bumper stickers on their car.
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Jasper on March 26, 2010, 07:14:50 PM
Well that, yeah.

But in all sincerity, the reactionaries are way out of line these days.
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Da6s on March 26, 2010, 07:27:09 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 26, 2010, 07:12:14 PM
I have no sympathy for anything that happens to anyone that feels the need to put political bumper stickers on their car.

my abhorrence lies on the fact a nut job didn't give two shits about there being a child in the car.

that's fucked up.
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Jasper on March 26, 2010, 07:29:41 PM
Fuck the kid, she'll obviously just grow up and vote for gays and satanists.
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: LMNO on March 26, 2010, 07:35:56 PM
Or become a gay satanist.
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Jasper on March 26, 2010, 07:37:42 PM
AND KILL CHRISTIANS.

LMNO, I'M AFRAID.  I'M AFRAID FOR MY COUNTRY.
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: LMNO on March 26, 2010, 07:45:16 PM
THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO KILL ALL THE LIBERALS.
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Bruno on March 26, 2010, 07:47:42 PM
I didn't know you were in Tennessee.
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 26, 2010, 08:08:16 PM
This is the reason all my bumper stickers come from pow-wows and say only confusing things like "Indian Affairs Are The Best"

Although I did once have a "Another Republican Against Bush" sticker.

And I miss my "Live It Up, Sinner" sticker.  :cry:
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2010, 08:10:46 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 26, 2010, 07:12:14 PM
I have no sympathy for anything that happens to anyone that feels the need to put political bumper stickers on their car.

This is why I restrict myself to putting bumper stickers on other peoples' cars.
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2010, 08:11:30 PM
Quote from: Da6s on March 26, 2010, 07:27:09 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 26, 2010, 07:12:14 PM
I have no sympathy for anything that happens to anyone that feels the need to put political bumper stickers on their car.

my abhorrence lies on the fact a nut job didn't give two shits about there being a child in the car.

that's fucked up.

They're right wing nutjobs.

What, honestly, did you expect?
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 26, 2010, 08:12:01 PM
They're only important when they're unborn!
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Da6s on March 26, 2010, 08:18:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2010, 08:11:30 PM
Quote from: Da6s on March 26, 2010, 07:27:09 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 26, 2010, 07:12:14 PM
I have no sympathy for anything that happens to anyone that feels the need to put political bumper stickers on their car.

my abhorrence lies on the fact a nut job didn't give two shits about there being a child in the car.

that's fucked up.

They're right wing nutjobs.

What, honestly, did you expect?


Jesus loves the little heterosexual, god-fearing, xenophobic, white, middle class, protestant children?
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2010, 08:22:32 PM
Quote from: Da6s on March 26, 2010, 08:18:50 PM
Jesus loves the little heterosexual, god-fearing, xenophobic, white, middle class, protestant children?

WWRJD?
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Da6s on March 26, 2010, 08:23:34 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 26, 2010, 08:12:01 PM
They're only important when they're unborn!

Unless it's the pastors daughter that's preggers from the seed of something other than a magical dove.
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on March 26, 2010, 08:39:13 PM
No, then they get to do a good round of slut-shaming and make her get married to whatever piece of gutter trash she fucked without a condom because using protection is for militant atheist pot-smoking liberals.
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 26, 2010, 08:48:05 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 26, 2010, 08:39:13 PM
No, then they get to do a good round of slut-shaming and make her get married to whatever piece of gutter trash she fucked without a condom because using protection is for militant atheist pot-smoking liberals.

Unless she's pregnant by her father, in which case they send her away for a nice quiet abortion.
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Da6s on March 26, 2010, 08:56:24 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 26, 2010, 08:39:13 PM
No, then they get to do a good round of slut-shaming and make her get married to whatever piece of gutter trash she fucked without a condom because using protection is for militant atheist pot-smoking liberals.

Not usually. Just like it's kept hush-hush when you see prominent baptists in the liquor store, it's also kept hush-hush when pastors daughters are known and noted whores, and the abortion's are usually cited as a medical treatment that they have to drive to another state for.

Used to happen all the time in the town i grew up in. Right on the virginia line, and the law used to be (dunno about current) that under 18 abortions required parental accompaniment and consent. Prominent christians in the region would drive south to tennessee (surprisingly my home of knoxville is the premier destination for shrimp killing in the area), and return. Granted it was confidential, it still didn't stop the rumors. You know how them jesus people love to talk.
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 26, 2010, 09:17:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2010, 08:10:46 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 26, 2010, 07:12:14 PM
I have no sympathy for anything that happens to anyone that feels the need to put political bumper stickers on their car.

This is why I restrict myself to putting bumper stickers on other peoples' cars.

Oh. You just made living in Portland 87% more enjoyable for me.

ECH,
almost ashamed he never thought of that
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 26, 2010, 09:30:59 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 26, 2010, 09:17:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 26, 2010, 08:10:46 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 26, 2010, 07:12:14 PM
I have no sympathy for anything that happens to anyone that feels the need to put political bumper stickers on their car.

This is why I restrict myself to putting bumper stickers on other peoples' cars.

Oh. You just made living in Portland 87% more enjoyable for me.

ECH,
almost ashamed he never thought of that

Properly applied, they are almost impossible to remove, too. I once got a friend's car with an "I <3 Mormon Pussy" sticker on a Friday and he didn't notice until Tuesday.

He was PISSED.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Jasper on March 27, 2010, 12:38:13 AM
...Where do they sell those?
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 27, 2010, 04:36:29 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 27, 2010, 12:38:13 AM
...Where do they sell those?

Office Max/Office Depot.  25 sheets of 8.5X11 crack & peel sticker paper (laser or inkjet) runs you about $12.95.
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 27, 2010, 04:44:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 27, 2010, 04:36:29 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 27, 2010, 12:38:13 AM
...Where do they sell those?

Office Max/Office Depot.  25 sheets of 8.5X11 crack & peel sticker paper (laser or inkjet) runs you about $12.95.

Or if you're too poor for that:

Super 77 (spray adhesive) and regular-ass paper. The only downside is that you have to spray it right before you fix it to something, but it is only about 9 bucks.
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 27, 2010, 05:00:30 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 27, 2010, 12:38:13 AM
...Where do they sell those?

One of my friends brought it back from Utah, but you can also get them on Cafepress. http://www.cafepress.com/+i-heart-mormon-pussy+bumper-stickers
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 27, 2010, 05:03:00 PM
We put a bunch of "I heart Alaska" stickers on SUVs about, what, ten years ago? Whenever the drilling controversy was going down. We switched up to "I heart Iraq" after that. Just regular stickers, not proper bumper stickers.
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Jasper on March 27, 2010, 05:32:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 27, 2010, 04:36:29 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 27, 2010, 12:38:13 AM
...Where do they sell those?

Office Max/Office Depot.  25 sheets of 8.5X11 crack & peel sticker paper (laser or inkjet) runs you about $12.95.

And they just sell these to anybody?  :lulz:  That's very irresponsible.
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 27, 2010, 05:33:28 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 27, 2010, 05:32:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 27, 2010, 04:36:29 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 27, 2010, 12:38:13 AM
...Where do they sell those?

Office Max/Office Depot.  25 sheets of 8.5X11 crack & peel sticker paper (laser or inkjet) runs you about $12.95.

And they just sell these to anybody?  :lulz:  That's very irresponsible.

Hell, for $0.59/sheet, they make nice color stickers for me (12/sheet), when my color laser jet runs out of toner.
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Jasper on March 27, 2010, 05:36:22 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 27, 2010, 05:00:30 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 27, 2010, 12:38:13 AM
...Where do they sell those?

One of my friends brought it back from Utah, but you can also get them on Cafepress. http://www.cafepress.com/+i-heart-mormon-pussy+bumper-stickers

Nice. :lol:  I like the "my wife's" version best.  Adds an extra layer of :crankey:
Title: Re: And today's reason that I hate the state I currently reside in is...
Post by: Jasper on March 27, 2010, 05:38:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 27, 2010, 05:33:28 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 27, 2010, 05:32:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 27, 2010, 04:36:29 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 27, 2010, 12:38:13 AM
...Where do they sell those?

Office Max/Office Depot.  25 sheets of 8.5X11 crack & peel sticker paper (laser or inkjet) runs you about $12.95.

And they just sell these to anybody?  :lulz:  That's very irresponsible.

Hell, for $0.59/sheet, they make nice color stickers for me (12/sheet), when my color laser jet runs out of toner.

Now I have some serious incentive to start making money. :)