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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on March 30, 2010, 06:46:52 PM

Title: ITT RHODE ISLAND IS A LAKE NAO, THANKS PIX.
Post by: Suu on March 30, 2010, 06:46:52 PM
YOU REALLY SUCKED AND ALL, AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT THIS YEAR'S EL NINO IS THE WORST EL NINO OF ALL TIME!

OF ALL TIME!
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(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/kanye_nino.gif)
Title: Re: HEY 1997 EL NINO!
Post by: Freeky on March 30, 2010, 07:30:11 PM
 :lulz: I lol'd.
Title: Re: HEY 1997 EL NINO!
Post by: Jenne on March 30, 2010, 07:30:53 PM
...it's early days yet, Suu...
Title: Re: HEY 1997 EL NINO!
Post by: Suu on March 30, 2010, 07:45:52 PM
You're not floating like we are in New England.
Title: Re: HEY 1997 EL NINO!
Post by: Jenne on March 30, 2010, 08:20:48 PM
troof.  not likely to either.














RUNS OUTTA THREAD FAST.  (it's all fun and games till San Diego goes up in flames...)
Title: Re: HEY 1997 EL NINO!
Post by: LMNO on March 30, 2010, 08:21:34 PM
Earthquakes and wiledfires and conservatives, OH MY!
Title: Re: HEY 1997 EL NINO!
Post by: Suu on March 30, 2010, 08:34:32 PM
...Meanwhile...high and dry on the 3rd floor...my bathroom ceiling has sprung a leak.
Title: Re: HEY 1997 EL NINO!
Post by: Richter on March 30, 2010, 08:41:36 PM
Yeah...

My office got closed because the parking lot was 4 ft. under,  AGAIN, as I found out when I showed up to work.
Roomies got flooded out of work and school too.

Current plan is to acquire a boat if the raise in water level seems permanent, and head north to link up with the rest of my clan.  We've been prepped for this since the 80's.  
Title: Re: HEY 1997 EL NINO!
Post by: Suu on March 30, 2010, 08:47:11 PM
Wait...Warwick Mall flooded?!?!



...Wait....HAS ANYONE HEARD FROM DIMO TODAY?! Did he float away down the Pawtuxet?!!



Also, street flooding doesn't bother me. The correct motorcycle is to have a canoe on standby and charge for rides to and from the convenience store. I mean, the ice caps melt, at least I know I can make a buck of of it.

Title: Re: HEY 1997 EL NINO!
Post by: Suu on March 31, 2010, 03:21:19 AM
Flooded Warwick Mall confirmed.

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/warwickmall.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 31, 2010, 03:27:28 AM
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/warwickmall1.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Telarus on March 31, 2010, 05:36:49 AM
:lulz:
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Richter on March 31, 2010, 03:23:48 PM
 :lol:

Rains stopped.  We're no longer fucked. :sad:
I had a boat at the docks picked out and EVERYTHING.
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Suu on March 31, 2010, 03:34:10 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 31, 2010, 03:23:48 PM
:lol:

Rains stopped.  We're no longer fucked. :sad:
I had a boat at the docks picked out and EVERYTHING.

No. All the water from Massachusetts is still running down into my rivers.  :argh!:

The Massholes are deliberately flooding us, Richter!
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2010, 03:34:54 PM
THIS IS VENGANCE FOR SELLING US NARRAGANSET BEER!
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Suu on March 31, 2010, 03:36:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 31, 2010, 03:34:54 PM
THIS IS VENGANCE FOR SELLING US NARRAGANSET BEER!

NARRAGANSETT IS BREWED IN ROCHESTER NEW YORK YOU FUCKING PURITAN!
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Suu on March 31, 2010, 04:15:05 PM
(http://i.imwx.com/web/multimedia/images/content/Providence_flood.jpg)

This is Valley St. down the hill from where Richter and Herbert live.
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: LMNO on March 31, 2010, 04:16:19 PM
Holy crap.
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 31, 2010, 04:20:12 PM
On the plus side, if this had happened at any other time than my Spring Break, no one might have noticed the basement until it was too late and all my stuff that isn't in a dorm room got ruined.
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Suu on March 31, 2010, 04:22:37 PM
Yeah. I think they are stuck up on Federal Hill. The Woonasquatucket goes around it into Downcity. I have yet to see if the water has gotten over the river walls downtown but I'm sure it's not pretty.

Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Richter on March 31, 2010, 04:26:19 PM
PROTIP: never live on a "Valley St."  unless your house is on stilts. 

I'm going out and about later.  if it's like yesterday the main roads should be OK
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Suu on March 31, 2010, 04:34:16 PM
When I first saw Providence, I was like, "Wow, this place is a category 5's wet dream."

If it floods this bad just from supersaturation, then a direct hit from a Katrina-size storm would just wipe us clean off the map.
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Richter on March 31, 2010, 04:47:20 PM
With the drastic elevation changes you'd have SOME stuff left.  Itwould depend on the damage and amount of shit left in the low lying areas. (where, sonofabitch,all the infrastructure is.)
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Suu on March 31, 2010, 04:50:36 PM
.............Have you checked the basement?
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Richter on March 31, 2010, 04:53:11 PM
I avoid the basement.  Grues.
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 31, 2010, 04:53:33 PM
Don't you have flood systems in the northeast?
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Suu on March 31, 2010, 04:54:13 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 31, 2010, 04:53:11 PM
I avoid the basement.  Grues.

That wasn't a grue, that was Mishu the night she ran down there.

Please to check on my shit?
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Suu on March 31, 2010, 04:55:46 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 31, 2010, 04:53:33 PM
Don't you have flood systems in the northeast?

It doesn't do this severely often enough for us to warrant it. They also don't understand flood insurance up here, and when my parents went to buy it for when they moved up here, they got laughed at.

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, YANKEE CUNTS?!
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Suu on March 31, 2010, 05:02:24 PM
The Lake Formerly Known as Warwick:

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=109206822440342


Dimo is under that somewhere.
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 31, 2010, 05:05:07 PM
That's just fucking dumb.  Even if its a once in a lifetime deal, that still means you *will* get hit with it in your lifetime.
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Richter on March 31, 2010, 05:09:10 PM
::cough:: Statistics.

We MAY get hit with it in a lifetime.  May get none, may get 5 in 5 years, or 5 in a row.

You are correct though that it bodes better infrastructure, people take too short a view.

 
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Suu on March 31, 2010, 05:10:45 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 31, 2010, 05:05:07 PM
That's just fucking dumb.  Even if its a once in a lifetime deal, that still means you *will* get hit with it in your lifetime.

Want to move here and do something about it then?

Quote from: Richter on March 31, 2010, 05:09:10 PM
You are correct though that it bodes better infrastructure, people take too short a view.
 

Dude, RHODE ISLAND. Unless someone is making a buck off of it, then no one cares.
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Suu on March 31, 2010, 09:03:35 PM
HONK HONK!

Get off the road!!!

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/geese_95.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Suu on March 31, 2010, 09:10:44 PM
Warwick Mall from the air:

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/warwickmall2.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Cramulus on March 31, 2010, 09:22:45 PM
I FOUND DEMO! HE'S ALIVE!!

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/dimoflood.png)
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Suu on March 31, 2010, 09:28:35 PM
Woo!


Also, see that mall? That's where Herb works. Richter works on the other side of 95 closer to the airport, apparently he got word there's 4ft of water in his building.

Hahahahahaha ahhhh....This is just what Rhode Island needs right now financially. I'm getting cabin fever so bad I'm starting to giggle randomly over this shit now, cause I'm swimming to Boston tomorrow, Spags.




Now taking bets on how long it will take FEMA to come in and try to "help".  I do think the National Guard is already here though.
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Cramulus on March 31, 2010, 09:42:30 PM
you need an oar, a bottle of liquor, a pirate hat, and an inflatable chair.
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Jenne on March 31, 2010, 09:56:44 PM
State of emergency was declared...yesterday?...hopefully that means some help for you guys, Suu...hang in there...
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Suu on March 31, 2010, 09:59:36 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 31, 2010, 09:42:30 PM
you need an oar, a bottle of liquor, a pirate hat, and an inflatable chair.

THIS.


RICHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get my sister's inflatable chair out of the basement and the Oar of Babylon out of Herbert's bedroom!
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Suu on March 31, 2010, 10:03:02 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 31, 2010, 09:56:44 PM
State of emergency was declared...yesterday?...hopefully that means some help for you guys, Suu...hang in there...

GS's dad just came in from Warwick. He said the National Guard is useless and that FEMA announced that if people need help, they can apply for it.  :|
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Jenne on March 31, 2010, 10:11:16 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 31, 2010, 10:03:02 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 31, 2010, 09:56:44 PM
State of emergency was declared...yesterday?...hopefully that means some help for you guys, Suu...hang in there...

GS's dad just came in from Warwick. He said the National Guard is useless and that FEMA announced that if people need help, they can apply for it.  :|

Ugh.  Katrina-wut?  Fucktards!
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Freeky on March 31, 2010, 10:15:59 PM
Hope you guys end up okay.
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Suu on March 31, 2010, 10:23:57 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 31, 2010, 10:11:16 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 31, 2010, 10:03:02 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 31, 2010, 09:56:44 PM
State of emergency was declared...yesterday?...hopefully that means some help for you guys, Suu...hang in there...

GS's dad just came in from Warwick. He said the National Guard is useless and that FEMA announced that if people need help, they can apply for it.  :|

Ugh.  Katrina-wut?  Fucktards!

Meanwhile, I'm glad my tax dollars are going to Haiti and Chile.
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Kai on April 01, 2010, 01:24:03 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 31, 2010, 05:05:07 PM
That's just fucking dumb.  Even if its a once in a lifetime deal, that still means you *will* get hit with it in your lifetime.

I hope I don't have to explain that return period is not equal to "flood of this size occurs ever 100 years", that it really means the probability of recurrence is 1/100th a year.

In other words, no it doesn't.

Edit: I see Richter already elucidated this.

Also, holy shit water.
Title: Re: ITT, New Englanders build an ark.
Post by: Suu on April 01, 2010, 01:58:35 AM
Yep. The mall is done for. Just heard it on the news. It will take a month if not more to clean it up, then they'll see if it's even worth reopening.

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=115188965158502&ref=mf
Title: Re: ITT RHODE ISLAND IS A LAKE NAO, THANKS PIX.
Post by: Suu on April 01, 2010, 04:28:24 AM
Trying to find where to stream the 11pm news.

If a dam in Coventry goes, so does Coventry and West Warwick (Dimo can kiss his house goodbye). If the Arctic Dam goes, the lake formerly known as Warwick will be about 10ft deep. Somehow, the Airport is still open...

Westerly is submerged, Hope Valley is submerged. Downtown Providence somehow survived, probably because it's sacred ground and all, but if the Blackstone goes, so does the entire northern part of state...so here's hoping the dams hold.
Title: Re: ITT RHODE ISLAND IS A LAKE NAO, THANKS PIX.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 01, 2010, 04:34:53 AM
Holy shit.  The geese swimming on the highway - 146, or as I like to call it The Forlorn Route 146?

I can't believe you guys got hit that hard.  I've been hearing about roads closed in my general area, but I think New Bedford itself only had one closed street.  Supposedly Fall River had a street collapse though, earthquake style.  Doesn't sound like much compared to those pictures.

If you RI spags need help getting across your state, I think I could caulk my Civic and float it with minimal risk to the oxen (which, of course, we will need for the ark).
Title: Re: ITT RHODE ISLAND IS A LAKE NAO, THANKS PIX.
Post by: Jasper on April 01, 2010, 04:38:57 AM
Wow, that sucks a lot.  Sorry about the water flood.

On the plus side, Rhode Island now has actual islands.
Title: Re: ITT RHODE ISLAND IS A LAKE NAO, THANKS PIX.
Post by: Suu on April 01, 2010, 05:30:37 AM
Quote from: EoC on April 01, 2010, 04:34:53 AM
Holy shit.  The geese swimming on the highway - 146, or as I like to call it The Forlorn Route 146?

I can't believe you guys got hit that hard.  I've been hearing about roads closed in my general area, but I think New Bedford itself only had one closed street.  Supposedly Fall River had a street collapse though, earthquake style.  Doesn't sound like much compared to those pictures.

If you RI spags need help getting across your state, I think I could caulk my Civic and float it with minimal risk to the oxen (which, of course, we will need for the ark).

............That's I-95 dude, not 146. 146 is dry considering it crosses the Blackstone twice. The Pawtuxet just took over it's flood plain with a vengeance. Unfortunately they've built shit in the flood plain since the last time it needed to be used.
Title: Re: ITT RHODE ISLAND IS A LAKE NAO, THANKS PIX.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 01, 2010, 05:36:07 AM
Quote from: Suu on April 01, 2010, 05:30:37 AM
............That's I-95 dude, not 146. 146 is dry considering it crosses the Blackstone twice. The Pawtuxet just took over it's flood plain with a vengeance. Unfortunately they've built shit in the flood plain since the last time it needed to be used.

Whoa.
Title: Re: ITT RHODE ISLAND IS A LAKE NAO, THANKS PIX.
Post by: Suu on April 01, 2010, 05:39:25 AM
Quote from: EoC on April 01, 2010, 05:36:07 AM
Quote from: Suu on April 01, 2010, 05:30:37 AM
............That's I-95 dude, not 146. 146 is dry considering it crosses the Blackstone twice. The Pawtuxet just took over it's flood plain with a vengeance. Unfortunately they've built shit in the flood plain since the last time it needed to be used.

Whoa.

Yes. I'm not kidding when I say the Lake Formerly Known As Warwick. It's over 10ft deep in some places. Somehow, the airport survived.
Title: Re: ITT RHODE ISLAND IS A LAKE NAO, THANKS PIX.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 01, 2010, 07:51:47 AM
::sips beer:: Flerder's nice n dry. Sunny tew. Burds churpin. C'mon down yall.

*buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*
Title: Re: ITT RHODE ISLAND IS A LAKE NAO, THANKS PIX.
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 01, 2010, 08:20:33 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on April 01, 2010, 07:51:47 AM
::sips beer:: Flerder's nice n dry. Sunny tew. Burds churpin. C'mon down yall.

*buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*

Get over here and shovel the snow off my sidewalk.
Title: Re: ITT RHODE ISLAND IS A LAKE NAO, THANKS PIX.
Post by: the last yatto on April 01, 2010, 11:28:21 AM
Quote from: Suu on March 31, 2010, 09:03:35 PM
HONK HONK!

Get off the road!!!

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/geese_95.jpg)

:potd:
Title: Re: ITT RHODE ISLANDS ARE A LAKE NAO, THANKS PIX.
Post by: the last yatto on April 01, 2010, 11:30:07 AM
sorry probally sucks to live there,
but to see nature mixed with urban
:mittens:
Title: Re: ITT RHODE ISLAND IS A LAKE NAO, THANKS PIX.
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 01, 2010, 01:10:06 PM
I need offerings of beer comic books and travel money. Also someone to teach my family how to communicate effectively.

Also- oh my god! I drowned Dimo!
Title: Re: ITT RHODE ISLAND IS A LAKE NAO, THANKS PIX.
Post by: Suu on April 01, 2010, 03:41:16 PM
...No really. Has anyone heard from him? I'm texting him to see what the damage is. He's right up the road from the damn river.
Title: Re: ITT RHODE ISLAND IS A LAKE NAO, THANKS PIX.
Post by: Cramulus on April 01, 2010, 03:42:11 PM
yeah he's in the thread next door: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24708.0;topicseen
Title: Re: ITT RHODE ISLAND IS A LAKE NAO, THANKS PIX.
Post by: Suu on April 01, 2010, 03:48:31 PM
I'm an idiot.

Need moar coffee.
Title: Re: ITT RHODE ISLAND IS A LAKE NAO, THANKS PIX.
Post by: Suu on April 01, 2010, 03:53:57 PM
Also, and for those that still doubt my divine powers. Not only is Providence dry, but so is Rhode Island Costume, the ONLY building not touched by floods in the Warwick Mall complex.

http://www2.turnto10.com/jar/news/local/article/user_video_warwick_mall_flood/34400/