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Title: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 30, 2010, 10:58:01 PM
ITT: We post pictures that just say, "FLORIDA!"

(http://i.imgur.com/Unf89.jpg)
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Jenne on March 31, 2010, 12:55:45 AM
...to be fair, that could be LA and environs, as well.
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Cramulus on March 31, 2010, 12:57:00 AM
(http://www.superpoop.com/042709/texas-secession.jpg)
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 31, 2010, 01:05:33 AM
Quote from: Jenne on March 31, 2010, 12:55:45 AM
...to be fair, that could be LA and environs, as well.

Sure, but this happens to be in Florida. That said, you should post something more Floridian.
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Jenne on March 31, 2010, 04:20:09 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on March 31, 2010, 01:05:33 AM
Quote from: Jenne on March 31, 2010, 12:55:45 AM
...to be fair, that could be LA and environs, as well.

Sure, but this happens to be in Florida. That said, you should post something more Floridian.

:p

(http://myembodiment.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/beware-of-dog.jpg)

(http://www.floridadude.com/High%20Rise%201.jpg)

(http://www.thesunblog.com/sports/archives/redneck.jpg)

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h183/Jenne73/redneck_limo.jpg)

(I totally ripped these from the 'net, so if they crap out, I'll fix them l8r)
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 01, 2010, 04:29:29 AM
I see your staring dog and raise you a pooping dog.

(http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb47/pools8642/FloridaStateSucks.jpg)

Also,
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/toy-yoda-toyota-20080609-105623.jpg)
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Jenne on April 02, 2010, 06:59:05 PM
:lulz:
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: President Television on May 14, 2010, 02:41:37 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poopin on April 01, 2010, 04:29:29 AMAlso,
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/toy-yoda-toyota-20080609-105623.jpg)

I WHEEZED with laughter.
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Jenne on May 14, 2010, 09:06:41 PM
I actually shared that one it was so great.  I mean, you don't even need the picture of her face, just the story ALONE is kickass.  Jesus Christ, I'm still laughing at this.
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: President Television on May 17, 2010, 12:38:52 AM
Quote from: Jenne on May 14, 2010, 09:06:41 PM
I actually shared that one it was so great.  I mean, you don't even need the picture of her face, just the story ALONE is kickass.  Jesus Christ, I'm still laughing at this.

Fucking this.
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Rev. Dr. Narot on May 28, 2010, 04:45:02 PM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on May 14, 2010, 02:41:37 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poopin on April 01, 2010, 04:29:29 AMAlso,
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/toy-yoda-toyota-20080609-105623.jpg)

I WHEEZED with laughter.

Good god. We share a surname, too.
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Stelpa on August 25, 2010, 12:34:50 AM
I be in Florida, I will take pix when I have the chance. Wait, Jacksonville is Florida right?
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 25, 2010, 12:41:55 AM
Quote from: Jenne on March 31, 2010, 04:20:09 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on March 31, 2010, 01:05:33 AM
Quote from: Jenne on March 31, 2010, 12:55:45 AM
...to be fair, that could be LA and environs, as well.

Sure, but this happens to be in Florida. That said, you should post something more Floridian.

:p

(http://www.floridadude.com/High%20Rise%201.jpg)

(I totally ripped these from the 'net, so if they crap out, I'll fix them l8r)

What...
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Chairman Risus on August 25, 2010, 01:51:18 AM

Quote from: Jenne on March 31, 2010, 04:20:09 AM

(http://www.floridadude.com/High%20Rise%201.jpg)



I need one of those.


Quote from: Narot on May 28, 2010, 04:45:02 PM

Good god. We share a surname, too.

I don't think I've ever heard of a Narot berry.
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 25, 2010, 05:29:09 AM
Quote from: Doktor Plague on May 17, 2010, 12:38:52 AM
Quote from: Jenne on May 14, 2010, 09:06:41 PM
I actually shared that one it was so great.  I mean, you don't even need the picture of her face, just the story ALONE is kickass.  Jesus Christ, I'm still laughing at this.

Fucking this.

My favorite part is the herpes sore.
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on August 25, 2010, 02:16:50 PM
Quote from: Narot on May 28, 2010, 04:45:02 PM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on May 14, 2010, 02:41:37 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poopin on April 01, 2010, 04:29:29 AMAlso,
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/toy-yoda-toyota-20080609-105623.jpg)

I WHEEZED with laughter.

Good god. We share a surname, too.

That is so odd, Berry is my maiden name as well...  hmmmmmm Is you mah relative?  Cause I don't know any of them.
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Stelpa on August 25, 2010, 06:51:00 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 25, 2010, 02:16:50 PM
Quote from: Narot on May 28, 2010, 04:45:02 PM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on May 14, 2010, 02:41:37 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poopin on April 01, 2010, 04:29:29 AMAlso,
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/toy-yoda-toyota-20080609-105623.jpg)

I WHEEZED with laughter.

Good god. We share a surname, too.

That is so odd, Berry is my maiden name as well...  hmmmmmm Is you mah relative?  Cause I don't know any of them.

Is it along your family's tendencies to fall for something like that?
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Rev. Dr. Narot on August 25, 2010, 08:05:29 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 25, 2010, 02:16:50 PM
Quote from: Narot on May 28, 2010, 04:45:02 PM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on May 14, 2010, 02:41:37 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poopin on April 01, 2010, 04:29:29 AMAlso,
(http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/toy-yoda-toyota-20080609-105623.jpg)

I WHEEZED with laughter.

Good god. We share a surname, too.

That is so odd, Berry is my maiden name as well...  hmmmmmm Is you mah relative?  Cause I don't know any of them.

Might be, that'd be weird, wouldn't it? Where ya from? ;)
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Jenne on August 26, 2010, 04:02:07 AM
More RIPPED from the 'net:

(http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss56/pleasantlysedated/FUNNY%20STUFF/flat-in-florida.jpg)

(http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/florida/13244d1200600684-funny-florida-signs-add-yours-100_0369.jpg)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VhIJeRKiFqI/SwoazYIO8dI/AAAAAAAABio/JxFYQ4g4WHs/s1600/funny-sign1-tm.jpg)

(http://www.hamovhotov.com/fun/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/florida-informative-license-plate.jpg)

(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/3397/tbone.jpg)

Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Jenne on August 26, 2010, 04:18:55 AM
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01388/redneck_1388972i.jpg)

(http://funnydaze.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/redneck-santa-trailer-park-and-sled-bug.jpg)

(http://rat-hunter.com/red-neck-rat-hunting.jpg)
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on August 26, 2010, 04:25:05 AM
I never thought Florida was that redneck before....
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 30, 2010, 05:05:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 26, 2010, 04:25:05 AM
I never thought Florida was that redneck before....

seriously??
this place is crawling with hurr durr lerp derpy rednecks.
it's half most of the reason I hate it so much.

Here. A fine example of Florida's top notch education system--
This is at an intersection near my house
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/FL1.jpg)

And this shit is at the Publix I shop at--
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/FL2.jpg)
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 30, 2010, 05:19:36 PM
Quote from: Narot on August 25, 2010, 08:05:29 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 25, 2010, 02:16:50 PM
Quote from: Narot on May 28, 2010, 04:45:02 PM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on May 14, 2010, 02:41:37 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poopin on April 01, 2010, 04:29:29 AMAlso,

I WHEEZED with laughter.

Good god. We share a surname, too.

That is so odd, Berry is my maiden name as well...  hmmmmmm Is you mah relative?  Cause I don't know any of them.

Might be, that'd be weird, wouldn't it? Where ya from? ;)

Tennessee originally.  Via NC for a few years, then down to Florida for 20+.  Most of my Dad's family is in Virginia and Tennessee.
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on September 30, 2010, 05:20:35 PM
Quote from: nekk on August 25, 2010, 06:51:00 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 25, 2010, 02:16:50 PM
Quote from: Narot on May 28, 2010, 04:45:02 PM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on May 14, 2010, 02:41:37 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poopin on April 01, 2010, 04:29:29 AMAlso,

I WHEEZED with laughter.

Good god. We share a surname, too.

That is so odd, Berry is my maiden name as well...  hmmmmmm Is you mah relative?  Cause I don't know any of them.

Is it along your family's tendencies to fall for something like that?

Seriously?  Do you REALLY want to go there with me?  
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Jenne on October 21, 2010, 01:19:07 AM
Squid...:lulz:  THOSE ARE PRICELESS!
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Rizzo on November 24, 2010, 07:12:50 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 26, 2010, 04:02:07 AM
More RIPPED from the 'net:

(http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss56/pleasantlysedated/FUNNY%20STUFF/flat-in-florida.jpg)

:fap:   :fap:   :fap:
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Suu on December 01, 2010, 03:14:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 26, 2010, 04:25:05 AM
I never thought Florida was that redneck before....

I've been trying to tell ya'll for years. Florida is THE SOUTH.

Especially Central Florida...Sorry Squid, but you know I grew up in New England-South.
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Jasper on December 01, 2010, 05:03:52 AM
Yeah...  However, from the odd two weeks I spent there, Key West was a little pocket of utopia.
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 02, 2010, 12:01:24 AM
I think my perceptions were colored by things like that, and Miami and what not. You don't really see much of the swamps and such on TV.
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Jenne on December 09, 2010, 08:41:47 PM
Florida's big enough, it really depends on where you go.  I was shocked when I came there in the late-90's to visit some relatives that it was so "Suhthuhn" and not so metro as "Miami Vice" would have you believe.  Not to mention the assness of Orlando's Disneyshit.  It's like So Cal, the swampy Southern states and little Cuba all rolled into one state, where old people go to die.  The obit section of every local paper in Flor-eye-dah is probably  HUGE.  Along with early bird special coupons.
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Triple Zero on December 10, 2010, 09:28:10 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 30, 2010, 05:05:26 PM
And this shit is at the Publix I shop at--
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/FL2.jpg)

What's with this car? Horrible colour, strange shape, huge wheels?

Over here we have a car that's painted in white/blue Delftware style, and has an ironing board as a spoiler. I should take some pics, its tackiness is a work of brilliance.
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Jenne on December 14, 2010, 10:41:16 PM
000, that's a "pedo van"--with monster truck wheels, jacked up high.  Someone's idea of "pimping out."  Really, it's just compensation for biological inadequacy issues...
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Don Coyote on December 15, 2010, 12:45:33 AM
Quote from: Jenne on December 14, 2010, 10:41:16 PM
000, that's a "pedo van"--with monster truck wheels, jacked up high.  Someone's idea of "pimping out."  Really, it's just compensation for biological inadequacy issues...

I'd drive it.



What?
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Jasper on December 15, 2010, 03:20:45 AM
I would drive it to

A)  ZZ Top concert

B) commute two families across miles of mud.
Title: Re: Pictures From Sunny Florida
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 16, 2010, 06:39:58 AM
Space Cowboy drives a matte gray, windowless pedo van.

Unfortunately, his business name stenciled on the side lends it an air of legitimacy.