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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: E.O.T. on March 31, 2010, 08:38:40 AM

Title: STUFF I HATE
Post by: E.O.T. on March 31, 2010, 08:38:40 AM


I HAVE NOT

          consumed anything but OldCrow for the last 36 hours, so currently i'm not seriously hating much, but, this threads about what one hates. however, it can't be political crap, it's gotta be stuff like 'when yer tea goes cold' or 'when people hold their sneeze in'.

I HATE

          when
Title: Re: STUFF I HATE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2010, 08:46:55 AM
I can't talk about stuff I hate right now. I could make a list, but that would be unsatisfying, as it would include a lot of obvious things like people who idealize the past and hippies and homeopathy and etc.
Title: Re: STUFF I HATE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2010, 08:50:15 AM
I guess I could go the distance and say that I hate when I've been holding a fart in but then it sneaks out while I'm sitting and totally goes up my vagina so I have to go to the bathroom and queef because, fuck, who wants a fart to live up their vagina?
Title: Re: STUFF I HATE
Post by: E.O.T. on March 31, 2010, 08:53:59 AM


THAT BELONGS

          in the fetish thread.
Title: Re: STUFF I HATE
Post by: notathing on March 31, 2010, 09:26:14 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 31, 2010, 08:50:15 AM
I guess I could go the distance and say that I hate when I've been holding a fart in but then it sneaks out while I'm sitting and totally goes up my vagina so I have to go to the bathroom and queef because, fuck, who wants a fart to live up their vagina?

WAT I have lady parts and i have never experienced this it sounds horrible :x :x :x :x :x
Title: Re: STUFF I HATE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 31, 2010, 09:30:45 AM
Gonna give that the "you're a young thing and never been sitting in the computer chair that way" out.
Title: Re: STUFF I HATE
Post by: Captain Utopia on June 19, 2010, 11:13:52 PM
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Title: Re: STUFF I HATE
Post by: Remington on June 19, 2010, 11:50:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 31, 2010, 08:50:15 AM
I guess I could go the distance and say that I hate when I've been holding a fart in but then it sneaks out while I'm sitting and totally goes up my vagina so I have to go to the bathroom and queef because, fuck, who wants a fart to live up their vagina?
Quote from: Nigel on March 31, 2010, 09:30:45 AM
Gonna give that the "you're a young thing and never been sitting in the computer chair that way" out.
Yeah, that'll do me for nightmares this week.
Title: Re: STUFF I HATE
Post by: Bruno on June 20, 2010, 12:06:17 AM
I hate when you have an intermittent problem, for example, with your car, and it decides to work just fine on the day you try to get it fixed. Extra hate points if the part is under warranty, but they won't replace it unless you can prove that it is broken, and the part has to come out of the car before they can test it to make sure it's broken before they give you a new one.


tl;dr: FUCK YOU, ALTERNATOR!!!!!!!
Title: Re: STUFF I HATE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 20, 2010, 06:15:42 AM
Out of all the threads in the world, you had to bump this one.
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