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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Jasper on April 01, 2010, 02:46:17 AM

Title: I MADE THIS. IN A CAVE.
Post by: Jasper on April 01, 2010, 02:46:17 AM
FROM SCRATCH.


(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/Mobile%20Uploads/1270086198.jpg)
Title: Re: I MADE THIS. IN A CAVE.
Post by: Suu on April 01, 2010, 03:01:47 AM
Looks good!
Title: Re: I MADE THIS. IN A CAVE.
Post by: Jasper on April 01, 2010, 03:06:08 AM
It's the cast-iron pizza I was muttering about earlier.  This is MK2.  I have been doing R&D.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 01, 2010, 04:17:47 AM
That looks pretty fucking delicious!
Title: Re: I MADE THIS. IN A CAVE.
Post by: Jasper on April 01, 2010, 04:19:27 AM
It was.  Didn't last long, though.

Next batch, I plan to use beer instead of water, and I'm making a LOT more dough.
Title: Re: I MADE THIS. IN A CAVE.
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 01, 2010, 04:27:53 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 01, 2010, 04:19:27 AM
It was.  Didn't last long, though.

Next batch, I plan to use beer instead of water, and I'm making a LOT more dough.

This.  Dough stores well, no reason not to save yourself the time by making it in large batches.

Looks good, Sig.
Title: Re: I MADE THIS. IN A CAVE.
Post by: Jasper on April 01, 2010, 04:33:15 AM
Indeed!  Thank you.

Note:  Cast iron pans are the bomb.

The.

Bomb.

I have never burnt a pizza in one so far (4 for 4, woot) and the bottom of the crust is always, without exception, perfectly golden.

I want a 20" cast iron skillet now. 
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Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 01, 2010, 06:00:30 AM
I <3 homemade pizza and that looks simply delicious
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Post by: Reginald Ret on April 01, 2010, 10:37:08 PM
nom nom nom
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Post by: Jenne on April 02, 2010, 04:18:57 PM
WANT THAT IN MAH BELLEH, NAO.

I think this can be achieved chez Jenne...
Title: Re: I MADE THIS. IN A CAVE.
Post by: Jasper on April 02, 2010, 04:40:45 PM
It is a very simple recipe, the dough.  Only thing I did that was counter to the instructions was to set the dough next to my space heater for an hour so that it may rise.

...I have found that certain recipes assume "room temperature" is a balmy 70F or so.
Title: Re: I MADE THIS. IN A CAVE.
Post by: Jasper on April 02, 2010, 04:42:55 PM
The one I used is  http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1941,153172-247207,00.html

But I winged it for a lot of little steps, promise to take notes next time I do it.
Title: Re: I MADE THIS. IN A CAVE.
Post by: Jenne on April 02, 2010, 04:54:36 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 02, 2010, 04:40:45 PM


...I have found that certain recipes assume "room temperature" is a balmy 70F or so.

They must be written in San Diego...
Title: Re: I MADE THIS. IN A CAVE.
Post by: Jasper on April 02, 2010, 05:53:34 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 02, 2010, 04:54:36 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 02, 2010, 04:40:45 PM


...I have found that certain recipes assume "room temperature" is a balmy 70F or so.

They must be written in San Diego...

:lol:  Well this is Portland.  "Room temperature" includes a dampness index here.
Title: Re: I MADE THIS. IN A CAVE.
Post by: Jenne on April 02, 2010, 06:53:02 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 02, 2010, 05:53:34 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 02, 2010, 04:54:36 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 02, 2010, 04:40:45 PM


...I have found that certain recipes assume "room temperature" is a balmy 70F or so.

They must be written in San Diego...

:lol:  Well this is Portland.  "Room temperature" includes a dampness index here.

I feels ya dawg.  I think I'm at like 20' if that above sea level ma DAMNED self...not to mention we live in fucking CLOUDS most of the year.
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Post by: Vaudeville Vigilante on April 02, 2010, 07:46:51 PM
That pizza looks beautiful!

I end up usually buying the premade dough at the grocery store... a good recipe is hard to find.
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Post by: Pariah on April 02, 2010, 10:09:59 PM
I'd tap that.

With my mouth.
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Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 02, 2010, 10:15:00 PM
Hell I'd put my dick on it, hot from the oven.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 02, 2010, 10:29:08 PM
That reminds me that for some reason my date kept talking about wanting to stick his dick in Babybel cheeses last night.
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Post by: Jasper on April 26, 2010, 05:16:09 AM
Wh-what?
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Post by: Requia ☣ on May 13, 2010, 09:30:20 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 02, 2010, 10:29:08 PM
That reminds me that for some reason my date kept talking about wanting to stick his dick in Babybel cheeses last night.

For the sensation, or to flavor it?