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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 02, 2010, 02:10:38 AM

Title: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 02, 2010, 02:10:38 AM
HOLY SHIT! CHARTS!

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Title: Re: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 02, 2010, 02:16:59 AM
WOO!  GO NEW BEDFORD!
Title: Re: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 02, 2010, 05:15:38 AM
Excuse me, but Danville, IL is NOT a major metropolitan area.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 02, 2010, 05:20:40 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 02, 2010, 05:15:38 AM
Excuse me, but Danville, IL is NOT a major metropolitan area.

Danville's a fucking hole.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 02, 2010, 05:24:02 AM
With NB being placed so close to Flint, MI and recent talk of harpoons around here, I want to make a Roger & Me parody wherein I try to ask the legislature why they outlawed whaling, thus crushing my city's economy.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Durivan on April 02, 2010, 05:28:10 AM
I'm not sure how they count Hickory, NC as a major metropolitan area either.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 02, 2010, 03:26:18 PM
I'm not sure how they count anything in West Virginia as a metropolitan area.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on April 02, 2010, 03:41:56 PM
Yup, that's our California alright.  :|  Fuck yuo, Schwarzenegger.  Rotten piece of shit Governator.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cain on April 02, 2010, 03:45:59 PM
El Centro was also the setting for a strange ARG (http://www.el-centro.net/) by Discordian trickster Joseph Matheny.  Coincidence?  I think not.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on April 02, 2010, 03:51:10 PM
Poor El Centro. :(  It has...issues.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 02, 2010, 04:20:56 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 02, 2010, 03:41:56 PM
Yup, that's our California alright.  :|  Fuck yuo, Schwarzenegger.  Rotten piece of shit Governator.

In all fairness, most of the economic problems California is confronting are not of his making, he's just doing a terrible job trying to fix them.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on April 02, 2010, 04:40:01 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 02, 2010, 04:20:56 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 02, 2010, 03:41:56 PM
Yup, that's our California alright.  :|  Fuck yuo, Schwarzenegger.  Rotten piece of shit Governator.

In all fairness, most of the economic problems California is confronting are not of his making, he's just doing a terrible job trying to fix them.

Chicken-egg for the CAn economy, really.  He campaigned on some platforms and made multiple promises he was too fucking weak to work against the GOP establishment to actuate.

So yeah, I'll still blame the fucker, thanks.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 02, 2010, 08:36:37 PM
so, like I said. He's not to blame for causing the problems, he's just been disastrous at fixing them.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 02, 2010, 08:40:42 PM
Also, all of the CA cities except for San Bernardino, Santa Cruz, and Redding have one major thing in common aside from their unemployment rates, and that is an undiversified economy based on a single industry that is highly susceptible to market conditions. Combine that with the resulting housing bubble and this was a statistic that has been a long time in the making.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 02, 2010, 08:44:49 PM
All of that aside, the only place on that chart that is ACTUALLY a major metropolitan area is Detroit. The rest are either under a million people in population or peripheral parts of a larger megalopolis.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on April 02, 2010, 08:51:00 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 02, 2010, 08:40:42 PM
Also, all of the CA cities except for San Bernardino, Santa Cruz, and Redding have one major thing in common aside from their unemployment rates, and that is an undiversified economy based on a single industry that is highly susceptible to market conditions. Combine that with the resulting housing bubble and this was a statistic that has been a long time in the making.

San Bernardino's actually got a large farming community, and if I don't miss my guess, SC has a bit of that, too.  SB also has some industrial and manufacturing as well.

And  no, I can blame Teh Governator for his handling at the ONSET of this crisis as well as its inception and follow-through, KTHXBYEEEEE.  Analysts WARNED the whole kit and kaboodle CA was going to get hit hard, and no one paid any fucking attention.   Slash-slash went the taxes for big corporations, and pinch, pinch went the pennies on the infrastructure.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 02, 2010, 09:04:01 PM
Oh, you're absolutely right about all of that, I'm just pointing out that which empty head is sitting in the governor's office wouldn't have made a shit's worth of difference. Your state's economy and government have been carefully managed by a handful of oligarchs since white people started moving there in significant numbers.

FACT: Timothy Dick and David Freeman wield far more political power in CA than any governor ever will. They are, respectively, the Chairman of the Board of Directors of the MWD and the CEO/GM of the LADWP.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Cramulus on April 02, 2010, 09:17:09 PM
what do those stand for?
Title: Re: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 04, 2010, 12:49:16 AM
Municipal Water District (covers 17 million people in parts of Ventura, LA, Orange, San Bernardino, and San Diego counties) and LA Department of Water and Power (one of the largest landowners in the state, with alot of fingers in alot of pies).

California is like The Universe, if water were spice.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Kai on April 04, 2010, 02:13:43 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 04, 2010, 12:49:16 AM
Municipal Water District (covers 17 million people in parts of Ventura, LA, Orange, San Bernardino, and San Diego counties) and LA Department of Water and Power (one of the largest landowners in the state, with alot of fingers in alot of pies).

California is like The Universe, if water were spice.

Tru dat.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on April 04, 2010, 03:09:52 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 02, 2010, 08:40:42 PM
an undiversified economy based on a single industry that is highly susceptible to market conditions

The tech sector? (I'm terrible at geography)
Title: Re: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 04, 2010, 07:30:19 PM
:facepalm:
Title: Re: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on April 07, 2010, 12:54:56 AM
We now have an initiative on the ballot, called Prop 16, backed to the tune of $35m, by PG&E (think Erin Brockavich), which would require local governments to have a 2/3 majority vote in order to establish their own electric companies. It's an unpleasant ballot initiative, and looks like many counties are suing to get it off the ballot.

PG&E is a STRONG fucking company in CA, and not very well loved, except by the legislative assholes who get their lunches and dinners and Laker games bankrolled by them.  Anyone checked out how HP, one of the leading companies in CA, fired one of the Republicans who's running for governor?  I laugh a lot watching both GOP candidates trying to one-up the other in how un-GOPlike the other one is.
Title: Re: UNLIMITED CHART APPRECIATION THREAD!
Post by: Jenne on April 07, 2010, 12:56:09 AM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 02, 2010, 09:04:01 PM
Oh, you're absolutely right about all of that, I'm just pointing out that which empty head is sitting in the governor's office wouldn't have made a shit's worth of difference. Your state's economy and government have been carefully managed by a handful of oligarchs since white people started moving there in significant numbers.

FACT: Timothy Dick and David Freeman wield far more political power in CA than any governor ever will. They are, respectively, the Chairman of the Board of Directors of the MWD and the CEO/GM of the LADWP.

Har har, you forgot CDC.  The most powerful lobby in the state.