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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 04, 2010, 07:14:38 PM

Title: Women who drink stay thinner
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 04, 2010, 07:14:38 PM
I actually laughed out loud reading this article, because I was talking to The Enucleator this morning about how I'm gonna have to stop drinking to lose this last ten pounds, and last night I commented to FBF that I can't believe I haven't gotten hell of fat considering all the beer I've had over the last three months.

http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1970612,00.html

The best part is where they say that women who drink consume more calories overall, but stay thinner ANYWAY.

WHERE'S MY FUCKING BOURBON?
Title: Re: Women who drink stay thinner
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on April 04, 2010, 07:20:46 PM
I'd be interested in seeing this study up against the studies involving association between stress and obesity, since alcohol is sometimes used for stress control.
Title: Re: Women who drink stay thinner
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 04, 2010, 07:47:55 PM
I was interested in the part where women who drink more than two servings of alcohol per day consume only 177 fewer calories from food per day, on average, which is almost nothing, it's a deviled egg or a slice of cheese.

Want more info.

Also, this is apparently not true for men. Poor men. :(
Title: Re: Women who drink stay thinner
Post by: Remington on April 04, 2010, 08:07:21 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on April 04, 2010, 07:47:55 PM
I was interested in the part where women who drink more than two servings of alcohol per day consume only 177 fewer calories from food per day, on average, which is almost nothing, it's a deviled egg or a slice of cheese.

Want more info.

Also, this is apparently not true for men. Poor men. :(
We have metabolisms for that.

Remington,
Eats whatever he wants, and has yet to break 140 pounds
Title: Re: Women who drink stay thinner
Post by: Freeky on April 05, 2010, 02:03:41 AM
REMINGTON IS A HORRIBLE BASTARD.

SHUT YUOR WHORE MOUTH, REMMY!  :argh!:
Title: Re: Women who drink stay thinner
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 05, 2010, 05:52:09 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 04, 2010, 08:07:21 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on April 04, 2010, 07:47:55 PM
I was interested in the part where women who drink more than two servings of alcohol per day consume only 177 fewer calories from food per day, on average, which is almost nothing, it's a deviled egg or a slice of cheese.

Want more info.

Also, this is apparently not true for men. Poor men. :(
We have metabolisms for that.

Remington,
Eats whatever he wants, and has yet to break 140 pounds

This isn't as awesome as he makes it sound.

As for drinking, I found myself losing weight even as a skinny bastard by eating nothing but grains and replacing a meal a day with scotch.  There are healthier ways of doing it than, you know, probably dying like I am.
Title: Re: Women who drink stay thinner
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 05, 2010, 05:49:09 PM
Quote from: EoC on April 05, 2010, 05:52:09 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 04, 2010, 08:07:21 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on April 04, 2010, 07:47:55 PM
I was interested in the part where women who drink more than two servings of alcohol per day consume only 177 fewer calories from food per day, on average, which is almost nothing, it's a deviled egg or a slice of cheese.

Want more info.

Also, this is apparently not true for men. Poor men. :(
We have metabolisms for that.

Remington,
Eats whatever he wants, and has yet to break 140 pounds

This isn't as awesome as he makes it sound.

As for drinking, I found myself losing weight even as a skinny bastard by eating nothing but grains and replacing a meal a day with scotch.  There are healthier ways of doing it than, you know, probably dying like I am.

I've been too scared to look at a scale lately. Last I checked I had dropped 5 pounds, back down to 145. In my mid-teen years I was stuck at 135 for like 3 straight years. For reference, I'm 5'11".

Scarecrow Brigade, assemble!
Title: Re: Women who drink stay thinner
Post by: Cramulus on April 05, 2010, 06:01:36 PM
I support this research and advocate the sale of "diet" malt liquor.
Title: Re: Women who drink stay thinner
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on April 05, 2010, 06:12:48 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 05, 2010, 05:49:09 PM
Scarecrow Brigade, assemble!

(http://namcub.accela-labs.com/pics/Swiss_Scarecrows_2.jpg)

Enki,
5 ft 10 and 130 lbs
Title: Re: Women who drink stay thinner
Post by: PeregrineBF on April 05, 2010, 07:04:46 PM
173cm (5'8"), 54.4kg (120lb).
Title: Re: Women who drink stay thinner
Post by: LMNO on April 05, 2010, 07:16:20 PM
0.009090 furlongs, 15 stone.
Title: Re: Women who drink stay thinner
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 05, 2010, 07:44:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 05, 2010, 07:16:20 PM
0.009090 furlongs, 15 stone.

:lulz:

LMNO wins, thread over.
Title: Re: Women who drink stay thinner
Post by: Remington on April 05, 2010, 09:02:19 PM
I'm 5.9 light-nanoseconds tall.

I weigh 11.67 millielephants.
Title: Re: Women who drink stay thinner
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 05, 2010, 09:14:20 PM
1.8034e10 angstroms tall, 3.93e28 protons in mass.

5.84e-17 parsecs tall, and 1,014,969 grains.


is it bad that I find this genuinely amusing?
Title: Re: Women who drink stay thinner
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 05, 2010, 09:15:50 PM
I am ten feet tall, and weigh a fucking ton.  A short ton, but still a ton.
Title: Re: Women who drink stay thinner
Post by: Richter on April 05, 2010, 09:59:06 PM
I am almost two meters and almost one hundred kilos.

Edit:  Damn. 
Title: Re: Women who drink stay thinner
Post by: Nast on April 05, 2010, 10:12:09 PM
Quote from: Remington on April 05, 2010, 09:02:19 PM
I'm 5.9 light-nanoseconds tall.

I weigh 11.67 millielephants.

Is that Imperial or US Customary millielephants?
Title: Re: Women who drink stay thinner
Post by: Reginald Ret on April 05, 2010, 10:45:09 PM
1.85 meter and about 80 kilograms.
Title: Re: Women who drink stay thinner
Post by: Freeky on April 05, 2010, 11:47:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 05, 2010, 09:15:50 PM
I am ten feet tall, and weigh a fucking ton.

Holy shit, you are one hellaciously old dude, George.
Title: Re: Women who drink stay thinner
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on April 05, 2010, 11:58:04 PM
On a somewhat related note, I walk at the rate of 9.20018468 × 10-11 parsecs per fortnight