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Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 04, 2010, 07:57:00 PM

Title: Pedisedate
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 04, 2010, 07:57:00 PM
The answer to everything in the whole world:

http://www.pedisedate.com/Home.html

QuotePediSedate is a medical device consisting of a colorful, toy-like headset that connects to a game component such as the  Nintendo Game Boy system or a portable CD player. Once the child places it on his or her head and swings the snorkel down from its resting place atop the head, PediSedate transparently monitors respiratory function and distributes nitrous oxide, an anesthetic gas. The child comfortably becomes sedated while playing with a Nintendo Game Boy system or listening to music.
Title: Re: Pedisedate
Post by: Remington on April 04, 2010, 08:06:15 PM
For a second there I missed the part where it was being used for dental/medical visits, and my faith in humanity dropped to zero.
Title: Re: Pedisedate
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 04, 2010, 08:15:29 PM
I know. It actually sounds like a useful tool when I read the whole site, but damn.
Title: Re: Pedisedate
Post by: Remington on April 04, 2010, 08:17:09 PM
The picture of the high-as-a-fucking-kite 8 yearold on the front page probably doesn't help.



Everything is spinning, mommy
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(http://www.pedisedate.com/Home_files/shapeimage_5.jpg)
Title: Re: Pedisedate
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 04, 2010, 08:43:01 PM
I want one.

ECH,
doesn't have kids
Title: Re: Pedisedate
Post by: Reginald Ret on April 06, 2010, 12:08:48 AM
You just know a significant amount of people will use this to keep their kids quiet.
Title: Re: Pedisedate
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 06, 2010, 12:10:20 AM
didn't this already come up last year?
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