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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on April 07, 2010, 04:02:23 AM

Title: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Suu on April 07, 2010, 04:02:23 AM
Therefore all you Boston fans can go to Hell.  :mrgreen:





Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on April 07, 2010, 04:21:07 AM
fucking baseball....
i work right next to the TX Rangers stadium, and their games fuck everything up.
fucking baseball....
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 07, 2010, 04:53:50 AM
Mariners are gonna win the AL West this year.

Also, if tampa's GM were any good at his job, he'd have found a way to move them to the NL East by now, where they would run away with the division every year.
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Suu on April 07, 2010, 04:56:23 AM
They can't go NL East because the Marlins are in the market for Florida.


Now...If Miami were to say, blow off the map, however...
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 07, 2010, 04:59:29 AM
You don't think an intrastate/intradivision rivalry would sell more tickets, create more interest, and make at least 2 teams in the NL relevant?
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Suu on April 07, 2010, 05:03:57 AM
It would, but MLB says NO.

My dad cried the day they were announced to be in the AL East, you know. He whimpered like a little girl. But even anyone who finishes in 3rd place in the Black and Blue Division still has better stats than the entire NL. They just have to suffer with the pussy DH rules.
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 07, 2010, 06:31:50 AM
FACT: If tampa was allowed to play as the NL wild card in the postseason even though they play in the AL (provided they have the regular-season record to qualify) they would probably make the world series at least every other year.

And, of course, they'd still lose to the Sox or the Yankees.
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 07, 2010, 06:33:19 AM
I would totally be in favor or cutting the regular season back to 154 games and having two wild-card teams in each league who would have to play a 3-game series against each other for the right to play the top-seeded division winner in their league.
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 07, 2010, 03:13:32 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 07, 2010, 06:33:19 AM
I would totally be in favor or cutting the regular season back to 154 games and having two wild-card teams in each league who would have to play a 3-game series against each other for the right to play the top-seeded division winner in their league.

THIS is a great idea!!

Also.....


GO CARDINALS!!!  :lulz:
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Suu on April 07, 2010, 03:45:43 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 07, 2010, 06:31:50 AM
FACT: If tampa was allowed to play as the NL wild card in the postseason even though they play in the AL (provided they have the regular-season record to qualify) they would probably make the world series at least every other year.

And, of course, they'd still lose to the Sox or the Yankees.

No. They beat the Sox. Every. Fucking. Time. They've been Red Sox killers since 1998, they just couldn't win anything else.
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 07, 2010, 06:38:25 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 07, 2010, 03:45:43 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 07, 2010, 06:31:50 AM
FACT: If tampa was allowed to play as the NL wild card in the postseason even though they play in the AL (provided they have the regular-season record to qualify) they would probably make the world series at least every other year.

And, of course, they'd still lose to the Sox or the Yankees.

No. They beat the Sox. Every. Fucking. Time. They've been Red Sox killers since 1998, they just couldn't win anything else.

meaningless regular season game != 7 game playoff series.

no way TB's rotation holds up against Boston's in a 7 game series.
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Suu on April 07, 2010, 07:53:01 PM
Regular season games are only meaningless until the All Star Break.

The only thing that Boston has going for them is experience from the older players. They have some newbs in their lineup this year and I think they're going to suffer for it, whereas Tampa isn't all newbs anymore, but I'm forever worried about their pitching.

Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 07, 2010, 08:29:18 PM
Boston has alot of age issues in the field, but their rotation appears to be one of the top 4 or 5 in MLB, barring any catastrophic injury. Beckett is an ace on most teams, and he's only the 2nd or 3rd best starter on the team. Lester is listed as 9-1 to win the AL Cy Young this year (Hernandez, Sabbathia, and Greinke are the only AL pitchers with better vegas odds IIRC) and Buchholtz is probably the best 3rd starter in the AL. Mind you, I'm no Sox fan, and they definitely have some middle-relief issues, but their starting rotation would cause me some serious indigestion and lost sleep if I were the opposing manager in a 7 game series.

Unless I were, say, Don Wakamatsu and had Hernandez and Lee starting 4 of those 7 games.
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: LMNO on April 07, 2010, 08:31:53 PM
Yeah, but can you win games with pitching alone?
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Suu on April 07, 2010, 08:34:48 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 07, 2010, 08:31:53 PM
Yeah, but can you win games with pitching alone?

No. Very no.
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: LMNO on April 07, 2010, 08:36:12 PM
Agreed.


LMNO
-resigned from Red Sox Nation.  Too many spags.


(Still going to a game in June, though).
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 07, 2010, 08:38:08 PM
Pitching, defense, and OBP. Especially in Safeco, where home runs go to die. Mariners are gonna win alot of 3-2 games this year, and having Ichiro and Figgins at the top of the order to get on base and run doesn't hurt our cause at all. I'm more afraid of what happens when we have to play a 7 game series and 4 of them are in either Fenway or Yankee, where teams built around power and OPS have a big advantage.
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Suu on April 07, 2010, 08:39:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 07, 2010, 08:36:12 PM
Agreed.


LMNO
-resigned from Red Sox Nation.  Too many spags.


(Still going to a game in June, though).

How much is that soaking you for?

My mom made my dad only get half a season this year for the Rays, despite that my sister was gonna go halves on it. He's pissed. She wasn't home for half the season last year, but apparently she got sick of baseball way too fast when she was. Which is odd, because once upon a time we had season tickets to the Lightning for hockey and even the Mets way back when in the ol' Long Island days.

Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 07, 2010, 08:38:08 PM
Pitching, defense, and OBP. Especially in Safeco, where home runs go to die. Mariners are gonna win alot of 3-2 games this year, and having Ichiro and Figgins at the top of the order to get on base and run doesn't hurt our cause at all. I'm more afraid of what happens when we have to play a 7 game series and 4 of them are in either Fenway or Yankee, where teams built around power and OPS have a big advantage.

Fenway is a hard outfield to play.
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: LMNO on April 07, 2010, 08:41:20 PM
Got tix through Mrs LMNO's friend at work.  About $100 or so.
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 07, 2010, 08:45:19 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 07, 2010, 08:39:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 07, 2010, 08:36:12 PM
Agreed.


LMNO
-resigned from Red Sox Nation.  Too many spags.


(Still going to a game in June, though).

How much is that soaking you for?

My mom made my dad only get half a season this year for the Rays, despite that my sister was gonna go halves on it. He's pissed. She wasn't home for half the season last year, but apparently she got sick of baseball way too fast when she was. Which is odd, because once upon a time we had season tickets to the Lightning for hockey and even the Mets way back when in the ol' Long Island days.

Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 07, 2010, 08:38:08 PM
Pitching, defense, and OBP. Especially in Safeco, where home runs go to die. Mariners are gonna win alot of 3-2 games this year, and having Ichiro and Figgins at the top of the order to get on base and run doesn't hurt our cause at all. I'm more afraid of what happens when we have to play a 7 game series and 4 of them are in either Fenway or Yankee, where teams built around power and OPS have a big advantage.

Fenway is a hard outfield to play.

Agreed, though having the 2 best defensive outfielders in baseball makes that less of a concern. But our top two starters are both power pitchers who will give up home runs in smaller parks like Fenway, and even Franklin Guttierez can't catch a 480-foot bomb. I expect there to be a statistically significant difference between the Mariners' home and away record this season.
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 07, 2010, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 07, 2010, 03:13:32 PM
Also.....


GO CARDINALS!!!  :lulz:
Freese = NL Rookie of the Year. I'm calling it early.
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Suu on April 07, 2010, 08:56:27 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 07, 2010, 08:45:19 PM

Agreed, though having the 2 best defensive outfielders in baseball makes that less of a concern. But our top two starters are both power pitchers who will give up home runs in smaller parks like Fenway, and even Franklin Guttierez can't catch a 480-foot bomb. I expect there to be a statistically significant difference between the Mariners' home and away record this season.

<3 Ichiro.

<3 <3 <3 <3!
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 07, 2010, 08:58:37 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 07, 2010, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: Khara on April 07, 2010, 03:13:32 PM
Also.....


GO CARDINALS!!!  :lulz:
Freese = NL Rookie of the Year. I'm calling it early.

As much as it kills me to do so, I have to agree with you Jason!!   :argh!:
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: That One Guy on April 09, 2010, 07:07:10 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 07, 2010, 08:36:12 PM
Agreed.


LMNO
-resigned from Red Sox Nation.  Too many spags.

This, dammit! Time to wander back to my New York roots ... that's right, it's back to the Mets for me! The Yankees can always suck it, and since the Sox are now also the Yankees (albeit with different unis, but the same "we've got more $$$ than any other team so we'll take your best players kthx!" philosophy) I just can't take it. I love hopeless underdogs, and the Mets certainly deliver!

Plus, they're ALREADY suffering weird, abnormal injuries (thyroid issues? yeah ...) and that was before opening day. Gonna be a fun year!

:mrgreen: :cry: :argh!: :lulz:
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Suu on April 15, 2010, 10:14:53 PM
Wow. Baltimore wasted NO time this year. Fuck. That wasn't even a swan dive to the bottom, they didn't even get off the ground.
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 16, 2010, 02:25:46 AM
Quote from: Suu on April 15, 2010, 10:14:53 PM
Wow. Baltimore wasted NO time this year. Fuck. That wasn't even a swan dive to the bottom, they didn't even get off the ground.
The Astros did the exact same thing. Like usual, the Cubs will pretend like they don't suck until September then collapse spectacularly. You can set your calendar by it.
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: LMNO on April 16, 2010, 01:09:53 PM
It appears that another baseball tradition is that David Ortiz will suck like a tranny hooker at Jacques' for the first third of the season.



Yup.  Clockwork.
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Suu on April 16, 2010, 01:14:43 PM
Ohai, look who's 2.5 up on the Sox coming into Boston tonight.  8)
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: LMNO on April 16, 2010, 01:16:47 PM
Don't really care.


Quote from: LMNO on April 07, 2010, 08:36:12 PM
LMNO
-resigned from Red Sox Nation.  Too many spags.
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Suu on April 16, 2010, 04:12:43 PM
That is not going to stop me from being a total cunt to anyone who does and has and may ever associate themselves with the Boston Red Sox.
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 18, 2010, 09:24:37 AM
Quote from: Suu on April 16, 2010, 04:12:43 PM
That is not going to stop me from being a total cunt to anyone who does and has and may ever associate themselves with the Boston Red Sox.

You'll just be encouraging them. Those douches get off on that sort of shit.
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 18, 2010, 09:28:58 AM
Also, Mariners have won 4 in a row and are starting to look like they're for real, and Cliff Lee isn't even back yet. I have a feeling I'll be buying some playoff tickets when I get back in October.
Title: Re:
Post by: Suu on April 18, 2010, 05:41:29 PM
2 down. 1 to go!
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Suu on April 19, 2010, 05:21:35 PM
Wow. If this is indicative of how the Sox will be playing all year, I'm going to be dealing with a lot of very grouchy people.

GO RAYS!
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 19, 2010, 05:25:07 PM
Have to say I'm glad I wasn't at Saturday's game.... 

Cards lost their first game but damn in the 20th inning the stands were empty.

We joked saying we should go down and see if they would let us in just to watch the end and have butts in the seat s for the cameras   :lulz:
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 19, 2010, 05:34:10 PM
I only watched the last 3 innings of that game but it was still goddamn ridiculous. How is it even possible for BOTH teams to go scoreless for 18 innings? That is two whole games!!! The box score (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore;_ylt=AiUrf2YUPuDY.FNS.ulGt9q4u7YF?gid=300417124) looks like a fucking mess since all but 3 players got in the game. 19 fucking pitchers, including 2 position players for the Cards.

Also the tv announcers mentioned that there were two high school teams that waited the seven hours for the game to get over so that they could play their game.  :lulz:
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 19, 2010, 05:49:09 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 19, 2010, 05:34:10 PM
I only watched the last 3 innings of that game but it was still goddamn ridiculous. How is it even possible for BOTH teams to go scoreless for 18 innings? That is two whole games!!! The box score (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore;_ylt=AiUrf2YUPuDY.FNS.ulGt9q4u7YF?gid=300417124) looks like a fucking mess since all but 3 players got in the game. 19 fucking pitchers, including 2 position players for the Cards.

Also the tv announcers mentioned that there were two high school teams that waited the seven hours for the game to get over so that they could play their game.  :lulz:

Oh it was awful.  I can't even tell you how many times both teams had the bases loaded.  They walked Pujols, or tried to, every time he came up to bat.  I have to admit though, it was a damn good game, I'm glad we saw it from home rather than live and being eaten alive by mosquitos because who would expect it to go THAT long?

I don't think the high school teams were able to play their games after all.  There was something on the news but I didn't hear all of it.
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Suu on April 19, 2010, 06:58:00 PM
Rays swept the Sox. Lulz.
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 27, 2010, 09:48:21 AM
There have been 5 no-hitters this year. Three have involved the Rays.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AnKVht0YVEY6Y4aBrMwTpG4RvLYF?slug=ti-garzanohitter072610



Also:

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AmgXXwOUOrXg9S4QtOl2HgARvLYF?slug=ap-marlins-coghlandl

QuoteChris Coghlan is the latest player to become seriously injured while celebrating.

The Florida Marlins left fielder is headed for the disabled list with a torn meniscus in his left knee and could need surgery.

The reigning NL Rookie of the Year's injury was revealed in an MRI Monday. He was hurt while delivering a pie in the face to teammate Wes Helms following the pinch-hitter's bases-loaded single in the 11th inning of a 5-4 win over Atlanta on Sunday. There will be no more such celebratory antics by Florida, manager Edwin Rodriguez said.

"It's very humbling when the game is taken away and you don't realize it because you play every day," Coghlan said. "If you ever get injured you want to do it while you're out there competing, not when you're celebrating. Emotions get the best of you, you're excited. There's nothing wrong with that but be a little smarter when you're celebrating a win."

:lulz:
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: AFK on July 27, 2010, 11:01:14 AM
Jeezus! 
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Suu on July 27, 2010, 07:20:09 PM
So does this mean that the Rays can't hit? Or that no one can hit the Rays? Or both?

Baseball stats get funny that way.


Also:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT MATT GARZA DIDN'T TWEAK LAST NIGHT  :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on October 27, 2010, 10:06:51 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on April 18, 2010, 09:28:58 AM
Also, Mariners have won 4 in a row and are starting to look like they're for real, and Cliff Lee isn't even back yet. I have a feeling I'll be buying some playoff tickets when I get back in October.
Yeah... how'd that work out for you?
Title: Re: IT'S BASEBALL SEASON AGAIN.
Post by: Doktor Howl on October 27, 2010, 10:07:22 PM
Baseball...8.5 minutes of action crammed into 3 hours.