Probably a previous tenant that may still have a key to my mailbox even though I asked the fucking Post Office to change it. Oh well, now it's time to take matters into my own hands.
Thoughts? I may just have all you spags who have my address send me a letter and I'll let you know if they come through or not.
Mail yourself a big envelope full of high-gloss Goatse from a local neighbourhood mailbox. Stamp it [Confidential] and let it wait in your inbox.
Maybe Herbert is just pissed he can't use keyloggers any more, and is doing it the old-fashioned way.
Quote from: Cain on April 07, 2010, 08:31:01 PM
Maybe Herbert is just pissed he can't use keyloggers any more, and is doing it the old-fashioned way.
He better not be. Though I have my mom waiting to see if the rent check she sent me is getting cashed. That's a good way to track down if someone is stealing. In this neighborhood, I wouldn't hold it against someone to try to forge a signature and a sign over.
Dude, Suu. That sucks. I hope it's all just a misunderstanding, or at least someone you can easily track down and fuck with for fun and profit. :)
bake some brownies made with human feces. send them to yourself, along with a note inside the box telling you to "enjoy these pot brownies I made for you".
You, sir, are a bad man. :lol:
:thanks:
Well, I am going to mail myself something that contains a nasty letter to the thief and a sprinkle of unscented talcum powder. But to have a few others write notes as well could be great. We could scare the shit out of this guy.
I would have people start sending you death threats claiming to have inbedded tracking chips in the paper to find you! :lulz:
Okay, my letter is written. It reads:
"If you are the person stealing my mail, please stop.
The authorities have been notified as what you are doing is a Federal offense. You obviously have to have a mail key which means that you were a previous occupant of this address and easy to track down.
If you do not return my mail to me within 7 days of 4/8/2010, legal action will be taken.
You cannot cash checks that aren't in your name and have no need of an acceptance letter to the University of Rhode Island."
Quote from: Suu on April 07, 2010, 09:14:35 PM
Okay, my letter is written. It reads:
"If you are the person stealing my mail, please stop.
The authorities have been notified as what you are doing is a Federal offense. You obviously have to have a mail key which means that you were a previous occupant of this address and easy to track down.
If you do not return my mail to me within 7 days of 4/8/2010, legal action will be taken.
You cannot cash checks that aren't in your name and have no need of an acceptance letter to the University of Rhode Island."
The only thing I would add is that you will give them the antidote to the poison you soaked the paper in when they return your mail!!! And less time to return. 48 hours!!!
That will come next. In the meantime, if anyone here has my address (and any of you who ordered shirts DO) please send me something!!!
For those that don't have my new address in Providence and want it. Message me.
What idiot would want to steal someone's mail? :lol:
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on April 08, 2010, 01:14:07 AM
What idiot would want to steal someone's mail? :lol:
You might be surprised.
blah, your better off just breaking the lock so the post office is forced to change it
That's fucked up.
I dunno, if you've moved recently the post office can get confused and stop sending you shit altogether.
When I moved in with my parents after my divorce, I suddenly stopped getting mail. And it didn't coincide with the move either, it was a few months later.
Apparently, the post office will just stop forwarding mail from your old address to your new address if you filled out one of their forms.
I'd say, check into it, but when I did no one knew what the shit was going on except that maybe it was due to a new mail carrier or maybe it was due to the form, they didn't know.
Dependign on the type of box, a few sterile hypodermics, creatively scuffed and boken, could be a fun addition. This should not be done if it's the kind of box where the mailman comes in easy contact with the contents, though.
In my apartment, I can stick my hand all the way through my mailbox and touch the mail in the box above it.
So if yours is like that, there's another suspect.