1; and the boondoggled sage went upon them waning verily at them and moing over to them, sending them thusly:
2; carrot cake twinkies are better than sex while on heroin and ecstacy drinking an ice cold one and watching star trek 2 wrath of khan.
3; and pissing sorely for his verneal misfortune and hopping tenuously upon the mantle he lamenting sorely bore upon them zealously
4; ph34r teh carrot cake twinkie!
5;and in veriation did they fall back upon themselves, folded polyognically and untothemselves woefully.
6; adn they went forth and went to the store and pucrchased of the carrot cake twinkie, thinkign the boondoggled sage mad
7:and they did taketh of the carrot cake twinkies to their dwellings think of them good value.
8:and the went forth to their kitchen and their livign rooms;
9: and unpackaging the box fo carrot cake twinkies;
10: and unhpackaging hte invidually wrapped crrat cake twinkies from amongst themselves.
11: and did they sampel the carrot cake twinkies;
12: and the did wax joyously in blissful sweet carrotty twinkieie goodness
13: and the carrot cake twinkeis did cry out in utter pain and horror;
14 and fear, for they had gone mad for ht ecarrot cake twinkies,
15:and the carrot cake twinkies had gone mad with fear of them;
16: and the carrot cake twinkies did lash otu upon them, raping from them the hunger of their bellies, and tearing from them the lust of their mouths;
17: and the carrot cake twinkies did smote them, setting us up the bomb.
Man.........I sooo need some of those carrot cake twinkies.
I'm quite sure it's an evil plot to pay me back for eating all that wedding cake in Montana.
Either that or a reward for something or other that I don't remember doing. :P
Yeah.....I'm pretty sure it's a reward.