Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Horab Fibslager on July 22, 2004, 08:20:30 AM

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Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 22, 2004, 08:20:30 AM
the fivefold path

juggle chaos confusion and discord while tightrope walking between bureacracy and aftermath.


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Post by: Guido Finucci on July 22, 2004, 08:23:03 AM
I am loving what you've been doing with your avatar for the last couple of weeks.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 22, 2004, 08:24:03 AM
Quote from: Guido FinucciI am loving what you've been doing with your avatar for the last couple of weeks.

YOUR avatar is CREEPING ME OUT!
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Post by: Guido Finucci on July 22, 2004, 08:25:23 AM
You really do have a problme with New Kids on the Block, don'tcha?
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 22, 2004, 08:27:16 AM
Quote from: Guido FinucciYou really do have a problme with New Kids on the Block, don'tcha?

Make your avatar stop staring at me!
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 22, 2004, 08:28:15 AM
Quote from: Guido FinucciI am loving what you've been doing with your avatar for the last couple of weeks.

3 motnhs w/o net ont his box has given me tiem to save them up
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Post by: Guido Finucci on July 22, 2004, 08:35:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerMake your avatar stop staring at me!

He's smiling. I think he likes you.
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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 22, 2004, 08:45:23 AM
He looks like Alton Brown,

(http://innermonkey.net.nz/images/avatars/avatar.jpg)(http://www.sennoma.net/main/graphics/alton.jpg)
oddly enough, Alton Brown looks like Medeo's dad. :shock:
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Post by: Guido Finucci on July 22, 2004, 08:47:27 AM
Quote from: HotsumaHe looks like Alton Brown...

He does?
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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 22, 2004, 08:51:28 AM
yes, he does.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 22, 2004, 09:12:41 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerMake your avatar stop staring at me!

He's smiling. I think he likes you.

HE WANTS TO EAT ME!
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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on July 22, 2004, 10:10:10 AM
Quote from: Hotsuma
oddly enough, Alton Brown looks like Medeo's dad. :shock:

:lol: ROFLMFAO
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Post by: Guido Finucci on July 22, 2004, 01:19:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerHE WANTS TO EAT ME!

But not in a threatening way. And that's important.
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 22, 2004, 07:09:42 PM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerHE WANTS TO EAT ME!

But not in a threatening way. And that's important.

i'd wager cthulu would argue and say that what's really important is wether or not roger is wearing pants.
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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on July 22, 2004, 07:17:59 PM
battalions
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Post by: Rupert Giles on July 22, 2004, 09:06:17 PM
Quote from: Grand Imam Horab
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerHE WANTS TO EAT ME!

But not in a threatening way. And that's important.

i'd wager cthulu would argue and say that what's really important is wether or not roger is wearing pants.

To tell if Roger is wearing pants, one must ask if the Semiconcious Liberation Army is having an Inspection.  If they are, we are all pantless, but are wearing very snazzy boxer shorts designed for combat purposes (and by Combat, I mean nauseating you all till you accede to our demands which you still ignore, you evil people.)

On casual Fridays, Roger may be wearing anything, or nothing at all.  I tend to close my eyes on casual Fridays, since I'm sleeping in my cubicle between filling out TPS Reports.
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Post by: Malaul on July 22, 2004, 10:31:55 PM
you did get the memo didnt you?
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 23, 2004, 12:01:19 AM
Quote from: Malaulyou did get the memo didnt you?

apparently not.


if roger isn't wearing pants, adn cthulu eats him, i'm sure to hear about how dissapointed he was at the lack of flavour etc brought on by lack of pants. cthulu loves his people in pants...
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Post by: illusion on July 23, 2004, 12:03:42 AM
Not only that.
If cthulu complains to Bella about it, she's gonna complain to me and I just don't want to hear it.
Boggles my mind how she frets over that elder god.

Roger! Put your pants on and keep them on!! :evil:
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 23, 2004, 06:26:06 AM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: Grand Imam Horab
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerHE WANTS TO EAT ME!

But not in a threatening way. And that's important.

i'd wager cthulu would argue and say that what's really important is wether or not roger is wearing pants.

To tell if Roger is wearing pants, one must ask if the Semiconcious Liberation Army is having an Inspection.  If they are, we are all pantless, but are wearing very snazzy boxer shorts designed for combat purposes (and by Combat, I mean nauseating you all till you accede to our demands which you still ignore, you evil people.)

On casual Fridays, Roger may be wearing anything, or nothing at all.  I tend to close my eyes on casual Fridays, since I'm sleeping in my cubicle between filling out TPS Reports.

Naw.  I wage war NEKKID!
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Post by: Bella on July 23, 2004, 06:27:38 AM
Sounds like a good way to postpone being eaten by cthulu.
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Post by: Rupert Giles on July 23, 2004, 06:31:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: Grand Imam Horab
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerHE WANTS TO EAT ME!

But not in a threatening way. And that's important.

i'd wager cthulu would argue and say that what's really important is wether or not roger is wearing pants.

To tell if Roger is wearing pants, one must ask if the Semiconcious Liberation Army is having an Inspection.  If they are, we are all pantless, but are wearing very snazzy boxer shorts designed for combat purposes (and by Combat, I mean nauseating you all till you accede to our demands which you still ignore, you evil people.)

On casual Fridays, Roger may be wearing anything, or nothing at all.  I tend to close my eyes on casual Fridays, since I'm sleeping in my cubicle between filling out TPS Reports.

Naw.  I wage war NEKKID!

After all, love is war.

And don't point your 'gun' at me, please.
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Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 23, 2004, 06:35:05 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomSounds like a good way to postpone being eaten by cthulu.

Being the standard brand hairy Scotsman, he'd probably think I was a relative.
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Post by: Bella on July 23, 2004, 06:39:52 AM
He's out sleeping off his latest eating binge in the backyard......I could go ask him if you like.
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Post by: Rupert Giles on July 23, 2004, 06:46:56 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHe's out sleeping off his latest eating binge in the backyard......I could go ask him if you like.

Can I poke him with a stick and shout stuff from this book I found?

It's quite nice.  Bound in Leather.

Human Leather.

Probably from Germany.
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Post by: Bella on July 23, 2004, 06:48:52 AM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHe's out sleeping off his latest eating binge in the backyard......I could go ask him if you like.

Can I poke him with a stick and shout stuff from this book I found?

It's quite nice.  Bound in Leather.

Human Leather.

Probably from Germany.
If you dare.

The bones of the last person to try that are still under the back porch.
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Post by: Trollax on July 23, 2004, 06:52:15 AM
Quote from: Guido FinucciYou really do have a problme with New Kids on the Block, don'tcha?

I thought it was one of the people from TDK after corrective surgery?  :)
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Post by: Trollax on July 23, 2004, 06:53:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Naw.  I wage war NEKKID!

Bear clan roger? I always considered myself to belong to the Raven clan... I get to wage war in a nifty black outfit ;-)
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Post by: Rupert Giles on July 23, 2004, 07:00:50 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHe's out sleeping off his latest eating binge in the backyard......I could go ask him if you like.

Can I poke him with a stick and shout stuff from this book I found?

It's quite nice.  Bound in Leather.

Human Leather.

Probably from Germany.
If you dare.

The bones of the last person to try that are still under the back porch.

S'ok.  See, being Raistlin Majere, I have the ability to cast lots of 9th level spells a day, so I think I'll live.
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Post by: Bella on July 23, 2004, 07:11:11 AM
Okay, but I get to watch.
I have a serious stake in this matter.

On the one hand, I'm quite fond of my little pet, cthulu.

On the other hand, I realize that sooner or later he's gonna snack on me.
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Post by: Rupert Giles on July 23, 2004, 07:14:47 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOkay, but I get to watch.
I have a serious stake in this matter.

On the one hand, I'm quite fond of my little pet, cthulu.

On the other hand, I realize that sooner or later he's gonna snack on me.

I thought he only ate the living seeds of man, not the dead ones?  I mean after all...

"...lest he awaken and devour all that live, seeds of man."
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Post by: Bella on July 23, 2004, 07:42:16 AM
Well, that's what I thought, too.

But, I'm afraid that after he eats all the living seed he will still be hungry and come after me.

It's a fairly rational fear because about 3 or 4 months ago cthulu announced that he was
going to eat everyone else first and save me for desert
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Post by: Rupert Giles on July 23, 2004, 09:17:16 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWell, that's what I thought, too.

But, I'm afraid that after he eats all the living seed he will still be hungry and come after me.

It's a fairly rational fear because about 3 or 4 months ago cthulu announced that he was
going to eat everyone else first and save me for desert

Does that mean he's saving you because he loves you, or is saving you because he wants you to suffer by watching all others be devoured?
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 23, 2004, 09:20:57 AM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWell, that's what I thought, too.

But, I'm afraid that after he eats all the living seed he will still be hungry and come after me.

It's a fairly rational fear because about 3 or 4 months ago cthulu announced that he was
going to eat everyone else first and save me for desert

Does that mean he's saving you because he loves you, or is saving you because he wants you to suffer by watching all others be devoured?

you could ask himself, but i wouldn't count on pantlessness to save you.
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on July 23, 2004, 09:21:31 AM
Quote from: Grand Imam Horab
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWell, that's what I thought, too.

But, I'm afraid that after he eats all the living seed he will still be hungry and come after me.

It's a fairly rational fear because about 3 or 4 months ago cthulu announced that he was
going to eat everyone else first and save me for desert

Does that mean he's saving you because he loves you, or is saving you because he wants you to suffer by watching all others be devoured?

you could ask himself, but i wouldn't count on pantlessness to save you.

What? No kilts?
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 23, 2004, 09:27:42 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Grand Imam Horab
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWell, that's what I thought, too.

But, I'm afraid that after he eats all the living seed he will still be hungry and come after me.

It's a fairly rational fear because about 3 or 4 months ago cthulu announced that he was
going to eat everyone else first and save me for desert

Does that mean he's saving you because he loves you, or is saving you because he wants you to suffer by watching all others be devoured?

you could ask himself, but i wouldn't count on pantlessness to save you.

What? No kilts?

i've never seen him eat anyonewearing a kilt, so i wouldn't really know, tho i do knwo he prefers pants to skirts or dresses. he's very odd, even for an elder god.
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on July 23, 2004, 09:28:46 AM
Quote from: Grand Imam Horab
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Grand Imam Horab
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWell, that's what I thought, too.

But, I'm afraid that after he eats all the living seed he will still be hungry and come after me.

It's a fairly rational fear because about 3 or 4 months ago cthulu announced that he was
going to eat everyone else first and save me for desert

Does that mean he's saving you because he loves you, or is saving you because he wants you to suffer by watching all others be devoured?

you could ask himself, but i wouldn't count on pantlessness to save you.

What? No kilts?

i've never seen him eat anyonewearing a kilt, so i wouldn't really know, tho i do knwo he prefers pants to skirts or dresses. he's very odd, even for an elder god.

It's a wise elder god that leaves the kilted Scots alone.
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Post by: Rupert Giles on July 23, 2004, 09:45:38 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Grand Imam Horab
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Grand Imam Horab
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWell, that's what I thought, too.

But, I'm afraid that after he eats all the living seed he will still be hungry and come after me.

It's a fairly rational fear because about 3 or 4 months ago cthulu announced that he was
going to eat everyone else first and save me for desert

Does that mean he's saving you because he loves you, or is saving you because he wants you to suffer by watching all others be devoured?

you could ask himself, but i wouldn't count on pantlessness to save you.

What? No kilts?

i've never seen him eat anyonewearing a kilt, so i wouldn't really know, tho i do knwo he prefers pants to skirts or dresses. he's very odd, even for an elder god.

It's a wise elder god that leaves the kilted Scots alone.

They better not sit across from me and repeatidly cross their legs.
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on July 23, 2004, 09:46:38 AM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Grand Imam Horab
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Grand Imam Horab
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWell, that's what I thought, too.

But, I'm afraid that after he eats all the living seed he will still be hungry and come after me.

It's a fairly rational fear because about 3 or 4 months ago cthulu announced that he was
going to eat everyone else first and save me for desert

Does that mean he's saving you because he loves you, or is saving you because he wants you to suffer by watching all others be devoured?

you could ask himself, but i wouldn't count on pantlessness to save you.

What? No kilts?

i've never seen him eat anyonewearing a kilt, so i wouldn't really know, tho i do knwo he prefers pants to skirts or dresses. he's very odd, even for an elder god.

It's a wise elder god that leaves the kilted Scots alone.

They better not sit across from me and repeatidly cross their legs.

They just might. They like disgusting other people.