This seems like the kind of thing TGRR would have enjoyed doing. May he rest in pieces.
http://www.theonion.com/video/scientists-successfully-teach-gorilla-it-will-die,17165/
ETA: and yes, I know it's not real.
the onion makes me so sad for some reason.
i thought it was named the onion cause it makes me cry to read it.
but maybe that's only me :x
The Onion has been an excellent source of horrormirth over the last couple of years. For instance:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-flag-recalled-after-causing-143-million-deaths,17248/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/autistic-child-ruins-marriage-he-was-born-to-save,16914/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/republicans-leukemia-team-up-to-repeal-health-care,17215/
And my all time favorite:
(http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onionmagazine_1020.article.jpg)
Thanks, BH :)
I needed that laugh
I love the Onion.