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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Suu on April 19, 2010, 10:38:16 PM

Title: Blue Box en Wok
Post by: Suu on April 19, 2010, 10:38:16 PM
Richter and I are convinced you can cook everything you need with a broiler pan and a wok. Since that's STILL what I only have in my possession, I've come to be a living testament to this theory.

Therefore, I offer you classic Kraft Mac and Cheese via wok.

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Image0635.jpg)

Boil yer water (no the wok isn't dirty. It's seasoned.):

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Image0738.jpg)

Get your noodles in there:

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Image0739.jpg)

Once cooked, prepare as normal:

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Image0740.jpg)

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Image0741.jpg)

Serve with some hot sauce and enjoy!

(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/Image0742.jpg)
Title: Re: Blue Box en Wok
Post by: Jasper on April 20, 2010, 12:44:14 AM
Cool!

Have any recipes given you any difficulty so far?
Title: Re: Blue Box en Wok
Post by: Suu on April 20, 2010, 03:30:24 AM
Actually no. I've found that boiling water is more efficient in the wok than a typical pot. It also works great for quick re-heating.

The Chinese know what's up, man.
Title: Re: Blue Box en Wok
Post by: Jasper on April 20, 2010, 03:40:17 AM
Interesting.  Yeah we've got one here, but I doubt the burner has enough BTUs to make it worthwhile.
Title: Re: Blue Box en Wok
Post by: LMNO on April 20, 2010, 03:13:50 PM
Challenege:  Pork Shoulder.  In a wok.



GO!
Title: Re: Blue Box en Wok
Post by: Suu on April 20, 2010, 04:51:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 20, 2010, 03:13:50 PM
Challenege:  Pork Shoulder.  In a wok.



GO!

I may have to bake it a little bit to make sure it is cooked thoroughly, but I can definitely do it.
Title: Re: Blue Box en Wok
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 20, 2010, 07:39:53 PM
I've done pork shoulder in my cast iron wok. I just cut it into smaller (but still large) pieces, cover the wok with a lid, and let it slowly render out the fat until the meat becomes essentially a pork confit.
Title: Re: Blue Box en Wok
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 20, 2010, 08:02:46 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 20, 2010, 07:39:53 PM
I've done pork shoulder in my cast iron wok. I just cut it into smaller (but still large) pieces, cover the wok with a lid, and let it slowly render out the fat until the meat becomes essentially a pork confit.

:fap:
Title: Re: Blue Box en Wok
Post by: Jasper on April 20, 2010, 08:03:35 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 20, 2010, 07:39:53 PM
I've done pork shoulder in my cast iron wok. I just cut it into smaller (but still large) pieces, cover the wok with a lid, and let it slowly render out the fat until the meat becomes essentially a pork confit.


SSHHHHIIIIIIITT

I am going to do that.
Title: Re: Blue Box en Wok
Post by: Suu on April 20, 2010, 09:30:02 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 20, 2010, 07:39:53 PM
I've done pork shoulder in my cast iron wok. I just cut it into smaller (but still large) pieces, cover the wok with a lid, and let it slowly render out the fat until the meat becomes essentially a pork confit.

Mmmm.......
Title: Re: Blue Box en Wok
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 22, 2010, 05:58:50 AM
You know that mac n cheese made me a little sad, right?

Dang. Look at it. All fake orange and powdery and shit.
Title: Re: Blue Box en Wok
Post by: Jasper on April 22, 2010, 07:15:55 AM
I know what you're saying, and real cheese sauce is really good, but sometimes I get nostalgic for the fake stuff.
Title: Re: Blue Box en Wok
Post by: Suu on April 23, 2010, 04:52:18 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on April 22, 2010, 05:58:50 AM
You know that mac n cheese made me a little sad, right?

Dang. Look at it. All fake orange and powdery and shit.


I don't have a Pyrex to make the real thing. :(
Title: Re: Blue Box en Wok
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 23, 2010, 06:09:05 PM
Bah, you don't need a pyrex.
No need to measure...

Oh you mean a casserole dish.
Title: Re: Blue Box en Wok
Post by: Suu on April 23, 2010, 06:15:12 PM
Yeah, that thing. :(

For some reason I don't think I could bake in a wok. It won't fit in my oven anyway to try.
Title: Re: Blue Box en Wok
Post by: Suu on April 23, 2010, 06:53:06 PM
I just made it again. Wow, I never thought that generic brand would be BETTER than Kraft.  :aaa:
Title: Re: Blue Box en Wok
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 23, 2010, 08:19:21 PM
If you want to get fancy, you can also make a basic white sauce in your wok, add a bunch of cheese to it until the cheese melts, pour it into a bowl, wash the wok, boil water in it to cook pasta, mix the pasta with the cheese sauce, sprinkle it with some toasted bread crumbs and FUCKYEAH SEMIGOURMET MAC&CHEESE.

Maybe even throw in some veggies at the last minute, like maybe some chopped green onions, jalapenos, tomatoes and cilantro.
Title: Re: Blue Box en Wok
Post by: Suu on April 24, 2010, 12:33:05 AM
Ooohhh....
Title: Re: Blue Box en Wok
Post by: Jasper on April 24, 2010, 12:40:05 AM
I think I'll do just that, sans wok.
Title: Re: Blue Box en Wok
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 25, 2010, 03:20:24 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 23, 2010, 08:19:21 PM
If you want to get fancy, you can also make a basic white sauce in your wok, add a bunch of cheese to it until the cheese melts, pour it into a bowl, wash the wok, boil water in it to cook pasta, mix the pasta with the cheese sauce, sprinkle it with some toasted bread crumbs and FUCKYEAH SEMIGOURMET MAC&CHEESE.

Maybe even throw in some veggies at the last minute, like maybe some chopped green onions, jalapenos, tomatoes and cilantro.

this would have been my next suggestion if i weren't has teh dumb.
Title: Re: Blue Box en Wok
Post by: LMNO on April 26, 2010, 03:52:37 PM
You could probably get a decent crust by using a butane torch on the top, like a cheesified creme brulee.
Title: Re: Blue Box en Wok
Post by: Nast on April 27, 2010, 07:52:54 AM
Quote from: LMNO on April 26, 2010, 03:52:37 PM
You could probably get a decent crust by using a butane torch on the top, like a cheesified creme brulee.


OH DAMN