Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2010, 07:10:20 PM

Title: Hey, Freeky...You're wrong about science and puppies not mixing...
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2010, 07:10:20 PM
...I need to build a PUPPY CANNON, for holding off PITA enthusiasts.

:banana:
Title: Re: Hey, Freeky...You're wrong about science and puppies not mixing...
Post by: LMNO on April 20, 2010, 07:12:10 PM
Large-bore PVC pipe, compressed air, lever valve.
Title: Re: Hey, Freeky...You're wrong about science and puppies not mixing...
Post by: Richter on April 20, 2010, 07:14:09 PM
Use old ice cream buckets to make pork product scatter rounds for crowds. 

With the right fusing we can rig these for airburst too
Title: Re: Hey, Freeky...You're wrong about science and puppies not mixing...
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2010, 07:14:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 20, 2010, 07:12:10 PM
Large-bore PVC pipe, compressed air, lever valve.

I just happen to have all of those available.

4" pipe ought to do it.  We'll lose too much compression with 6".
Title: Re: Hey, Freeky...You're wrong about science and puppies not mixing...
Post by: LMNO on April 20, 2010, 07:16:26 PM
All depends on how tight the seal is, I would think.
Title: Re: Hey, Freeky...You're wrong about science and puppies not mixing...
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2010, 07:17:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 20, 2010, 07:16:26 PM
All depends on how tight the seal is, I would think.

Well, if the bore is small enough that you have to mash the little bugger down with one of those bore rods from the civil war era, that ought to do it.
Title: Re: Hey, Freeky...You're wrong about science and puppies not mixing...
Post by: Freeky on April 20, 2010, 07:39:56 PM
What? Oh, wait, what??

Why... I ju...can't... What?!?


What is wrong with you? I mean, like, how can you do something like that to a puppy?

What is wrong with you?!?  :x :x :x :x :aww: :asplode:
Title: Re: Hey, Freeky...You're wrong about science and puppies not mixing...
Post by: LMNO on April 20, 2010, 07:45:32 PM
SCIENCE.
Title: Re: Hey, Freeky...You're wrong about science and puppies not mixing...
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 20, 2010, 07:47:50 PM
what about a 6 inch bore and a sabot?
Title: Re: Hey, Freeky...You're wrong about science and puppies not mixing...
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2010, 07:48:34 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 20, 2010, 07:47:50 PM
what about a 6 inch bore and a sabot?

Um, how do you propose to peel the cover off the puppy?

I suppose you could rifle the bore with blades.
Title: Re: Hey, Freeky...You're wrong about science and puppies not mixing...
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 20, 2010, 08:11:15 PM
I TOO AM A PITA ENTHUSIAST!!!


(http://imgur.com/gi6lF.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey, Freeky...You're wrong about science and puppies not mixing...
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2010, 08:12:09 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 20, 2010, 08:11:15 PM
I TOO AM A PITA ENTHUSIAST!!!


(http://imgur.com/gi6lF.jpg)

HOLD STILL
Title: Re: Hey, Freeky...You're wrong about science and puppies not mixing...
Post by: Richter on April 20, 2010, 08:16:03 PM
Wadding.  It worked for cannon and muskets.  Just cram a selection of old army blankets of salvation army clothes down first.  Less effective but more efficient to produce small scale than larval canine sabot equipment.
Title: Re: Hey, Freeky...You're wrong about science and puppies not mixing...
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 20, 2010, 08:18:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2010, 07:48:34 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 20, 2010, 07:47:50 PM
what about a 6 inch bore and a sabot?

Um, how do you propose to peel the cover off the puppy?

I suppose you could rifle the bore with blades.

3 piece foam sabot, tied with twine, you cut the twine right before you push it down the bore, the bore holds the sabot in place until firing, then it falls off the puppy.

Richter's idea would be simpler though.
Title: Re: Hey, Freeky...You're wrong about science and puppies not mixing...
Post by: Jasper on April 20, 2010, 08:18:44 PM
Maybe a reversed version of the doggy cone could be used to maintain backpressure in the tube.
Title: Re: Hey, Freeky...You're wrong about science and puppies not mixing...
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 20, 2010, 08:22:59 PM
it'd make the puppy more aerodynamic too...
Title: Re: Hey, Freeky...You're wrong about science and puppies not mixing...
Post by: Jasper on April 20, 2010, 08:25:11 PM
Hey, yeah.  And you could also fit tear gas bombs under it too, for extra crowd control effect.
Title: Re: Hey, Freeky...You're wrong about science and puppies not mixing...
Post by: Richter on April 20, 2010, 08:32:08 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on April 20, 2010, 08:18:44 PM
Maybe a reversed version of the doggy cone could be used to maintain backpressure in the tube.

I like this, It'd kill froward momentum, but would give th pup a shuttlecock style trajectory.  REally moe like a mortar than a cannon though.